My name is Lilith, I'm a succubus , more precisely the mother of all demons and the right hand man of Beelzebub. I'm married to a dark high elf and we live in the post apocalyptic earth, together we always wanted to make our own family , but due to a curse from God I'm unable to bare children. But that didn't stop us. We have four adopted children and I think,My family is perfect.

I watched as Darlington fidgeted from across the table.....nervously playing with his towel covered head in his laps. "Mom I can explain!" He yelled in an embarrassed tone. "Ah...ah ..ah.. it's principle here Darling", I replied with a sigh while wagging my pointed tail at him and rubbing my temples as he placed his head on the table covering his eyes with his hand. He was blushing heavily and a lock of hair on his head kept twitching. I sighed "I'm listening". He split his fingers in two revealing a glinting eye then put his hands on his thighs and began to speak in his usual proud tone.

He always spoke like a knight leading proud soldiers even though he was a teenager in dullahan years.

"As you know, because of your need for us to be punctual at school, I was unable to dry my hair before you teleported us all. And I couldn't handle looking unkempt so I set off on a quest for a towel but it was for naught because I came up with none. So I sat on the bench next to the locker rooms thinking when I felt a warm breeze blow against my feet. T'was then I realized the air vents were below the seat embedded into the wall. And it struck me, I could leave my head there and it would dry up! I placed my head on the floor before my feet and suddenly a rush of girls passed, kicking it straight into the girls locker room. It rolled around and by the time my vision studied it was on wet bathroom tiles. I tried to speak but then...." His face grew red as he remembered and his breath steamed. "The girls entered the showers to take their baths, I couldn't alert them because the shower water was carrying my head around and I didn't want to get any in my mouth by talking." He started to sob and covered his face. "Mom i wasn't peeping!" "Principal", I corrected, "it was an accident, my honor is being sullied". Darlington's head hopped on the table in tears till it jumped and burried the tear stained face into my bossom. I sighed and patted his wet head as he continued to sob .

I looked over to the thirty angry girls behind him and said, "you heard him". "Are we supposed to believe that?!" one yelled from the midst of them. "Well he's a dullahan. The undead don't lie. They have no reason to; they are under a curse." I explained. "And if you still don't believe him," I picked up the remote control device for the CCTV cameras and turned on the tape playing the exact moment when the girls rushed past his body kicking his head into the locker room, leaving puzzled Darlington's body waving around frantically and confused.

The girls looked appeased and apologized to a still weeping Darlington. My bossom was getting soaked as I continued to console him. "Now go to class", I said sternly as the girls flew, teleported or walked out of my office leaving Darling. "Calm down now, it's not that bad. A boy your age should be having a different reaction", I said in a slightly amused voice. "Or were you hiding it with tears? If so they are gone now." He continued sobbing for a while then slowly stopped. At this point my office suit was ruined and I was a little irritated. He looked up at me from my bossom when he stopped crying and said, "this isn't how I wanted to lose my sight virginity" then burst into more tears.

I froze with confused anger at the ridiculous statement and his level of innocence. Before grabbing his head and angrily throwing it out the window. He screamed "mommy!!!!!" as it flew towards the ball field and I yelled "principal!!!" .

my name is Lilith and I have a perfect family.