Yang Xiaofan sat in front of the table with black eyes, looked at the dark fried rice on the table, and looked at the elder sister and the second elder sister who were sitting on one side and didn't dare to move chopsticks. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva in despair
"Ha ha, are you greedy?"
Su Su, the third sister, misunderstands his meaning of saliva. She looks at Yang Xiaofan swallowing saliva and is so excited that she can't close her mouth
Yang Xiaofan's taste buds burst at the moment when the dark grain of rice entered his mouth. It was hard for him to imagine how the third sister made such a terrible fried rice with such simple ingredients and seasonings!
Is this the legendary dark cuisine?
His sleepiness disappeared in an instant. He spewed out the dark fried rice and rushed into the kitchen
"Yes
The elder sister and the second sister happily put the fried rice aside and prepared to go downstairs to feed the cats and dogs
Su Su pouted discontentedly, "it's so bad."
She picked up the chopsticks and tasted, "ouch"
In less than ten minutes, the delicious fried rice came out of the pot. It was clear that the ingredients were the same, but there were obvious differences in color, smell and flavor. Three women ate two big bowls
Yang Xiaofan was really sleepy after eating a bowl. He got up and said weakly, "just put the bowl after you finish eating. I'll brush it when I wake up. I'll go back to sleep first."
"No way! We're going to do yoga later. You need to help if you can't do it."
"Wuwu, then I'll squint in the living room for a while, OK?" Yang Xiaofan's tearful and humble plea
"Xiao Fan is so pitiful. Let him have a rest." the gentle second sister spoke for Yang Xiao Fan again
"I'll just squint in the living room and ask you to help."
The three girls get up and go back to their room to change into yoga clothes. After they come out, they open their brain and the virtual projection appears in front of them
"Xiao Fan, rub my leg. It's too stiff."
"Xiao Fan, press down on me, I can't bend down."
"Come here and help me press my back... Wake up, it's the waist! It's front and back!"
Yang Xiaofan didn't know how to spend the morning. The only thing he knew was that they went out to feed the cat after lunch
This sleep for an afternoon, but for the light brain on his arm, he didn't know how long to sleep
"Xiaofan, ha ha, how many levels have you got? I've got six levels. I've asked many times. I'm the highest in my class!"
Hearing this sound, Yang Xiaofan knew it was his deskmate, Xu lotto
"I ah, I was ten, now fell to three." Yang Xiaofan sleepy eyes get up, looked at the time, almost to five
The voice of scorn came from the head of guangnao, "don't pretend it. It's level 10. You think you're 'picking up a cat'. Last night, I went to besiege him. He killed me and made me lose one level. When he gets out of prison, we'll stop him. Do you have time tonight? I'll take you to upgrade."
Yang Xiaofan
He didn't even notice. He killed her last night
Also, this guy usually looks like a man. He also wants to make himself look like a man when he enters the game modeling, so he doesn't recognize it
"I've been put into prison. I don't have time for the moment." Yang Xiaofan sighed. "If you're not afraid of death, I'm going to break out tonight. Do you want to pick me up? Here's a big task."
They are brothers who grow up naked. They have good things to share
Kindergarten together to teach other children to pull trouser pockets, primary school together to skip classes to the Pacific Ocean to see sharks, junior high school together to grab the next class girls, for this big hand, now high school is about to graduate, everyone has grown up, has been the same table
Xu letuo was very surprised to hear that Yang Xiaofan was put into prison
"You didn't attack the village head yesterday, did you? You're so stupid. You didn't look at the village head's rank before you did something wrong. Which prison? Give me the coordinates. I'll pick you up tonight. Is this a prison break? I'll go. It's too exciting. It's my first time. I'll give you the first time in my life..."
"Give me your nickname. I'll be online at six."
Yang Xiaofan quickly interrupts her words and hangs up guangnao. Xu Lotto is a talker. If they don't stop talking, they are often punished for standing in class the next morning
After a while, Xu Lotto sent her game nickname to him
[my deskmate is a pig]
"???"
Three question marks appear on the forehead of Yang Xiaofan
Xu Lotto is how much hate themselves ah, the game nickname can hardly change the case, from a name so casual!
When he was about to reply to the news, the door of the room was violently pushed open. Su Su yelled without any image: "we're back. Hurry to cook. We're going to log in to the game soon!"
Yang Xiaofan turns off his brain and goes into the kitchen to cook for them. Su Yuyu, the second elder sister, comes to help them. Su Meng, the elder sister, brushes experience posts on the game forum. Su Su Su, the third elder sister, pursues the drama twice as fast and cries in the living room
Half an hour later, Yang Xiaofan brought up the dish. Su Su threw the bear in her arms aside and asked Yang Xiaofan in tears, "do you think the man is a scum man? Why does the girl like him? He doesn't even accept the girl."
"???"
Yang Xiaofan gradually feels that his brain circuit is basically the third sister's brain circuit
The third sister Su Su shed tears without money. "They can colonize the alien world, where they can have three wives and four concubines, and have more than one daughter. Why don't they colonize the alien world? The second daughter clearly loves that man. That man is a real scum!"
Yang Xiaofan said weakly: "this is a TV play 80 years ago. At that time, there were no such laws..."
Su Su's face was stiff. He picked up the cloth bear and beat Yang Xiaofan. "You talk more, you talk more!"
"..."
Obviously you asked me, Yang Xiaofan? He was crazy about what he was saying, but he didn't dare to make complaints about it.
Years of bad living environment told him that women are right, do not refute
"Come on, the guild is waiting for us to go online." elder sister Su Meng stopped the fighting
"Yes, we also need experience."
Su Su quickly sat down to eat and said to Yang Xiaofan, "we joined a top guild, but it's all thanks to you. When we finish this time, we'll take you to the new number."
They all think that Yang Xiaofan has already deleted the number and retrained it. After all, they have killed so many people and may be closed for many years
Even if it's a day late, it doesn't matter, the more difficult it is to upgrade
Yang Xiaofan nodded and said nothing more
After dinner, the third daughter wanted to find Yang Xiaofan to digest food, but today he didn't say anything
Suddenly, sister Su Meng said coldly, "why don't you talk to me? Don't you want to talk to us?"
"No."
"That's what you look like to me!"
Indignant, the three women pressed Yang Xiaofan to the ground and tortured him cruelly
After waiting for the activity to open, three women with sweat into the room to enter the game
Yang Xiaofan lay on the ground and shed two lines of humiliating tears