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Chapter 2 - Where is the Valhalla

When Anders opened his eyes, he could see a strange purple sky, so he tried to move.

'Congratulations bunny for surviving limbo and an omnipotent and omnipresent being.

This system has rewarded you with a body made of nanobots that have suffered a quantum suicide, therefore you are dead and alive, also you have 1000 sweets free to use.

This system also recommends that you complete your first mission: Discover what world you have arrived in?

Reward 1000 sweets for purchase. '

Anders scratched his head, having understood absolutely nothing of the voice coming from his head.

'I had heard from battle mates that sometimes the dead spoke in his head, but I never thought that that could happen to me once dead.

I suppose it must be a strange situation in Valhalla. '

After thinking that, he shook his head and began to walk through the strange alley in which Anders could see numerous glass windows, although they were transparent and not colored like those of the churches of the Christian nations.

So he put his hands on his waist and began to laugh "Worthy of Valhalla, all buildings can use transparent glass that can only be made by the home of the gods.

Now, ¡where are the great hall because I will be to go claim my food and my Valkyries! "

Two men who had heard the strange language spoken by the young man dressed as a rabbit approached him and pointed two knives at him.

"Hey, strange young man, how about you take out all your valuables and we'll let you out of this alley alive."

Anders who had heard a strange language that he did not understand could see that the voices came from two people dressed in strange clothes and who had weapons that seemed to be daggers only smiled excitedly.

"The Valhalla even knows that I love a challenge and sent me two enemies to test my worth!"

After shouting those words, he threw himself on one of the thieves and gave him a strong blow to the face which ended up throwing him into some garbage cans.

While the second took him by the hand and pulled him towards him while giving him a strong blow to the stomach.

At that moment, the thief got angry so his eyes turned red and he shot a bolt of energy at Anders' crotch.

Anders seeing lightning coming out of the thief's eyes lowered his head and looked at his crotch had simply disappeared, so he opened his mouth and lowered his hands.

"He went away!

What have you done…"

Anders couldn't continue with his words when the thief used his laser beam on his head.

When the thief saw what he had done, he started to laugh nervously and looked at his partner quite nervously.

"I think we have to run ..."

The thief could not continue speaking because he saw how his companion pointed out the place where the young man in a rabbit dress was.

Turning his head, he looked at the strangest thing he had ever seen in his life.

Anders could feel a heat run through his entire body as he could hear that voice in his head.

'This system has detected an attack on your bunny, applying a piggy suit defensive measure.

Description: Smart suit in the shape of a cute little pink pig. It has two weapons called hugs and kisses. '

When Anders finished feeling the heat in his body, looked at his hands and realized that he had a kind of pink armor covering what seemed to be his entire body.

The thieves meanwhile saw that the young man had a strange armor in the shape of a cute pig, so their fear turned into laughter as they pointed at Anders.

Anders when hearing the laughter only smiled and for the first time he tried to communicate with the voice in his head.

'Hey system, tell me if you can give me a weapon to beat that guy who shoots beams from his eyes.'

'Bunny, to summon kisses and hugs, you will have to repeat the following words while repeating the following positions.

If you do not repeat the words correctly or make the wrong movement, kisses and hugs cannot be summoned. '

Anders seeing what he had to do and say changed his smile to a face of hatred as he saw the two men making fun of him.

Raising her left hand and putting her right hand on her waist, she began to move from side to side as she said.

"May the power of affection and kisses fill your heart and that with my love, I opened your understanding.

I, the guardian of friendship, summoned kisses and hugs to help me with my duty to bring my love to the world. "

After saying those shameful words that almost made Anders cry blood on his hands, two beautiful pink axes appeared with a purple teddy bear in their handles and decorated with pictures of piglets.

Anders looked at them for a moment and decided not to wait any longer to complete his revenge.

'Warning: this system detects violence not suitable for minors activating the filter pig.'

When Anders was about to attack saw that everything in his eyes changed suddenly. The weapons in his hands became white feathers while the enemies looked like pink clouds.

Ignoring this, he gave the first blow to one of his enemies using his white feather, which when he touched the cloud caused it to release a beautiful liquid that seemed to have the colors of the rainbow.

Looking at the strange liquid, Anders continued with his strange attacks as if everything was in slow motion.

From one of the heads of the clouds, he saw two cats flying towards him, leaving a rainbow trail as they advanced.

Because they moved quite slowly Anders moved his body avoiding the strange cats, so he threw one of his feathers at the head to the cloud that the two cats had thrown at him.

When the feather reached the head of the cloud, it just exploded, letting out a large amount of rainbow liquid along with some balloons and streamers.

Anders at that moment looked at the white feather in his hand and wondered what kind of power he had in his hand.

So with a friendly smile, he looked at the other cloud which seemed to want to escape while holding his fluffy arm that was releasing the rainbow liquid.

'Bunny this system recommends you use the power of hugs and kisses to prevent the thug from escaping.

To do this, hold the two feathers and repeat ... '

Anders who had already taken his other white feather placed them on his chest and began to say.

"May the power of hugs and kisses illuminate your path ...

Usque ad finem! "

After this, the cloud that was running turned into pink dust.

At that moment Anders felt how everything began to deform because of what he said with his last strength.

"Where is my Valhalla ..."