Oh hi. I'm pepe. Ye I'm a pepe and my name is pepe. Well, actually I wasn't always a pepe. I used to be a teenager who was living a normal life in a normal society around normal people, but who would have thought that I would die when an angel with a shotgun fell down and killed me while I was trying to get dem delicious Arab cake from the Arab bakery.
They are freaking delicious.. buy dem Arab cakes please.
Uhmm so ye, I was killed and woke up to only see a blue roof. My favourite color is blue btw. So ye, I woke up in a room that wasn't mine. I got out of the bed that I woke up from and looked around the room. What's in this room you ask? Well what I noticed first was a mirror.
I immediately walked towards the mirror and checked myself out and oh ma boi what do I see.. I see a pepe. Ye I transmigrated in a pepe. A popular pepe should I add.
Ye, I already have the memories. No pain at all. Now doesn't that hurt the feelings and brain of all the other transmigraters? The answer is yes.
After a while I realized that this is a normal world. Just a little bit more advanced than my previous world. I think I'll love this.
The residents in this world are the humans we all know. Not a pepe world.
Oh hold up Jamal! Don't pull up da knife! Don't you dare let your imaginations go wild. If you want a world full of pepes, create it yourself!
Uhhmm anyway.. For some reason pepe is popular. He's a celebrity and a film Emperor. He's always busy with work and travels a lot. He also interacts with his fans via Discord. pepe doesn't have a gender actually. Don't even ask me who his parents are and how they look like nor how his children will look! I'm the one that's going to give birth! Not you!
2 years have passed since I transmigrated here and I found out that I can transform into a human being for 1 hour long and the cooldown is 24 hours. I tried to make some medicine to prolong the time, but it didn't really work. Instead the time shortened by 13 minutes and 4 seconds.. I can only say that I regretted this decision, really.
Why the sudden time skip? How should I know, time always goes fast, it's not my fault! But if you really want to know I can share it with you. At that time I decided to quit the work that the original pepe was doing because I needed time for myself. Like bruh, I just arrived in this world, give me a break.
So I stayed in my new room and searched some yaoi novels on the PiliPiliNet. PPN is our internet btw. I hope you knew that..
After having my share of fwoof and juice I went out of my bedroom to take on my first battle. My pepe body was getting tense, but I kept going till I reached the living room. There I met my green pepe mom and green pepe dad. Honestly, they be looking cute.
My new parents looked my way when they heard me coming. I didn't know what to say, I felt like my voice would crack if I began talking. Plus I don't know what to say. 'Hey' maybe? Nonono, they are my parents. I should be saying something different.
I didn't need to trouble myself so much cause my mom started speaking.
"You're finally up! Come and eat your breakfast." She let out a kind pepe smile. It was nice to look at. I want to see it more often. As I'm residing in her pepe child's body I should be taking responsibility and take care of her.
That memory is really embarrassing so I'll stop talking about it, just know that my first battle went smoother than I expected.
My first mission from then on was getting a job. But I'm shy~ uwuwu
So I wrote a book. It's called 'Pepelogy' if you have the time, go and buy it. I'm in need of some monnie. uwu
And here we are. 2 years later. I wasted my time.. like.. a lot of time.. thank God my parents are rich. They are both working and taking care of me.
I'm situated in Arabia, no don't ask me why Arabia exists, right now I'm taking a walk to become familiar with my surroundings. Not far away from me I see a group that consists of one boy and three girls.
I see a weird asian human girl with dark brown hair. Under the sunlight it looks a bit reddish. She's beautiful but boiiii she's looking at me in a VERY weird way.. I'm scared! Mo-mommy where are you!? Save me from these evil eyes!!
After escaping from the evil eyes I saw a handsome Arab.. now I'm wondering.. If I give birth to a pepe with an Arab, will the species of my child be an AraPe? Hmmm then a half Japanese should be a PepeJa.. Ye that sounds right.