[Nepherage]: Zhen Tai
[Twisting Python Palm!]
*BAM!*
"DAMNIT!"
"Nice try, hothead!"
"Why won't you break already?!"
"Why don't you hit harder?"
"FUCK YOU!"
[I think this is what Logos refers to as what happens when an unstoppable force meet an immovable object...but the force is very stoppable...]
"Damnit, damnit, damnit! How am I supposed to break through this stupid shell of bullshit?!," Zhen Tai cursed as he bounced off the defensive barrier his opponent.
"I told you, its called the Golden Nautilus Pagoda. Not that, you uncouth barbarian."
|Minor note: this is technically funnier in Tide Tongue due to tone marks being a thing. Essentially, they're actually saying the same thing, but the tone changes the meaning.|
'How the hell am I supposed to beat this guy if this stupid shit pagoda is stopping me from ripping his stupid head off?!'