{...and that kids, is how I ended up looking like this while being stuck here. Satisfied?,} Anton asked the gawking children.
A little after accidentally barging into Anton's place in the library, the two children had begun to pepper the skeleton man with all manner of questions, namely about who he was and where he came from. Granted, they had to be first reassured by Logos and Pathos that the skeleton man was friendly and was not going to try and feed them funny smelling candy.
Anton was initially going to tell the children to fob off, but for reasons beyond him, he decided to regale them with his life's exploits.
Once he saw the look on their faces, he realized it was worth the effort.
Jasper and Janice looked absolutely shocked after being told about, arguably, the greatest autobiography they have ever heard.
Revenge, drama, romance, tragedy, action, it had it all.