"Distractions are dangerous in everyday life, and downright deadly in battle. Make sure to use them to you advantage."
-A quote from a well-endowed warrior who won all of their battles, naked.
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*Bing-Bong*
We interrupt this chapter to inform the readers that the following few chapters are happening simultaneously.
That is all.
We now return to your regularly scheduled chapter.
Thank you.
...
Alright, why is there another weird log?
|I'll worry about it later.|
*Bing-Bong*
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BANG! BANG!
[Really? Gunning for my head when there's an apocalyptic force of nature about to turn your men into slag?,] Gao Ao Long taunted in a strangely invigorated voice.
