"Oh, by the way, Emily, how's the story that I recommend?"
"The Rosy Life of Lady Dianne? Uhmmm. It's kinda too girly for me but all of it is good"
"Then, did you read it until the end?"
"Of course."
"Please tell me what you think about it."
As I open my mouth, my vision suddenly spinning. What the?! What's happening? shoot. I'm going to collapse.
"Jen. Please-"
And then I collapse.
"Yahooo!! Yahoo!! Wake up young lady I said wake up!"
I suddenly wake up and scan the place that I'm in. The place is all white except the old man in front of me who's cosplaying Gojo Sensei. I gasp at the idea that pops up in my head. Wait!! Is this some kind of God making a mistake so he/she will reincarnate and bestow you some op-skills manga?
"I don't know what you're talking about but you are right about the 'God making a mistake'... Teehee"
What?! I got furious at what he said... I grab his collar and shake him with all my might.
"The f*** with you old man!!!! Do you know I have a life back on earth!!! I just got my perfect life and my dream come true. Then you're just saying that you make a mistake and killed me!!! BRING MY LIFE BAAAAAACKKKKK!!!"
"Ahhhh... Do you have the idea that I'm a god?"
"YOU ARE NOT A GOD!!! YOU LUNATIC OLD MAN!!"
"Wait. I'll compensate you. I will reincarnate you inside the novel that you want and give you cheats. Is that what you humans like, right?"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT COMPENSATION YOU GIVE ME!! I JUST WANT TO GO BACK IN EARTH!!!"
"Sorry but I can't bring you on earth it will bring catastrophically. But first of all, young lady please get your hands off of me and calm down. "
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN HUUUUH!!"
He just snaps his fingers and I flew away and I can't move my body.
"Ok now young lady, listen to what I say."
"THIS F******!!!! HDJSJABAKDH###**************-$+@:$-"
He snaps again and to my surprise, I even can't speak!! THIS OLD MAN!!! WHAT DID HE DO?!
"Calm down ok? Your the first human who has a rainbow mouth. Well, I know that you're not happy with this situation but I promise you that in your second life, you'll be happy and satisfied. What do you like? To be the heroine of the last book you read? Or become the villainess? I think this is the trend in your world? What do you think?"
This f*****!!!! Do you think, I want that?!! This ######******
"Even your mouth is close your mind is too full of rainbows"
"I know that I made a mistake but I can't bring you back, your body is already languishing over in your world. What if I bring you then you suddenly wake up at your funeral. What people gonna think and do to you? Do you think that your life is gonna be normal? I don't think so..."
I hate to admit it but this f*cker is right...
Hey!! Old man, release me. I will tell you what I want to be my compensations!!
"Ok..."
He snaps his fingers and I can talk and move my body now... I glared at him and he just smiled...
"Name it.."
"First of all, I don't want to be the heroine nor to be the villainess, I don't want my life to be stressful and full of struggles ... I just want to have a loving family and friends and a luxurious life... Ah. Give me powers too, to protect myself... And lastly!!! Don't erase my memories, I want them to be intact!!! You hear!!!"
He gives me an ok sign and he scans through the air as if there's a computer or what...
"So the character that fits the category is this young lady... Hmm... You have an unusual taste huh... Well, I just give you lots of cheats to protect yourself... Oh... You want your memory intact when you are a baby or your memories back when you turn adult?"
"Bring my memories back when I turn 8..."
"Okay okay!! So I give you cheats, just say status bar... This is the goodbye. I will reincarnate you now, enjoy your second life young lady who has a rainbow mouth."
He snaps his fingers and suddenly my vision went black...
**** 8 years later****
"Gilda!!! Wait for me!!!"
I play with my brother Herold and I just suddenly feel like my head is splitting...
"Ahhhhhh... B-Brother... M-My h-head... I-It's hurt... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Gilda?! Somebody!!! Please help!!!"
"Young master, what happened?!"
"Gilda is acting weird!! She said her head is hurt, *hick!! Gilda!"
Our maid Finny carry me and she runs and my brother followed us... My head hurts a lot...
Mama...
Papa...
"Ahhhhhhh... F-Finny... M-My head... *hikk* It hurts..."
"My lady... Bear with us, I'll call Priest Dovin"
No!!! I can't wait this f*cking head is splitting hal-
Wait...
Did I just say f*ck? W-Why do I have this kind of...
And all my memories from my previous life coming back to me...
Ahhhh... Right...
I reincarnated to this world because of that **** old man...
I fell asleep and I don't know what happened after...
I just open my eyes and I'm in my room now...
My dad, Count Hexon Sacridine... Crying by my side together with my mother Countess Elena Sacridine and my brother which is 3 years older...
"Mama... Papa... Brother..."
"Gilda!! My baby!!! Are you ok?" Mama
"Sister!!!"
"Honey, are you hurt somewhere? Priest... Why my daughter collapsed?"
"Count, your daughter's mana is suddenly grown inside of her. Her body can't withstand it... But right now, her mana is settling down..."
Suddenly growth? Wait!!! Did that scammer god give these cheats late? Is he aware that he can just put the mana when I born?!
I only said turn my memory when I turn 8 not together with the cheats!!!
That old maaaaaannn!!!
"What?! Is that possible?"
"It's rare... It's a miracle that she survives that... Sometimes she would sleep for 8 years to stabilize her mana inside her or worst died from that... But she only sleeps only for 4 hours..."
"What?!" In unison
So if I can't survive I would fall into a coma or WORST DIE!!!
YOU F*****$-#&&@(@(#&$-2-#()@2+#-$+#(@(@@+#+!!!!!
"My baby... *cry"
"I-Is she ok now?" Papa
"Fortunately yes... But we should observe her for now... I can't assure you that she's alright 100%"
"My God...." Papa and Mama
My mom, dad, and brother cried heavily... They can't accept the fact that I'm I'll...
Maybe that ###&&& self-proclaimed god is not really a scammer... He gave me a loving family.
"Mama, Papa, and brother... I'm okay so stop crying, okay? Gilda is ok now"
Urgh... When my memories came back, I can't speak childishly but when I stop maybe they will doubt me...
They in my side for almost an hour but the priest said I should take a rest so they left me...
And it's okay for me...
I need to finalize my thoughts...
I remember that old man said "I can reincarnate you inside the last book you read"
And the book I read is "the rosy life of lady Dianne" and I remember that I have someone who has the same name as me...
"Gilda Sacridine"
THAT F##**ER!!! DID HE JUST REINCARNATE ME AS THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB FOR THAT SH*TTY HEROINE?!
SO THAT'S THE REASON WHY HE SAID I HAVE A UNIQUE TASTE!!!!
THAT OLD MAN IS AN IDIOT!!!
"This name 'Gilda' really means sacrifice..."
*sigh
"YOU SH******* AHDHSJWJ #-$+@)@-38*-@)!!!!"
OTHER SIDE'S P.O.V
"Did you hear that?" Maid 1
"What?" Maid
"Is someone cursing?" Maid 1
"Maybe you just heard it wrong..."