3RD POV.
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*Sluuuuuuuuuuurp*
A long Slurp resounded through a House, The House was moderately Big enough for a family of Four to live, but in it only lived a Single woman, Yukinawa but most people call her by her Nickname Yukina or Yuki (She also appears to Have Amnesia seeing how she now calls herself by her Nickname).
She is the Most Beautiful to exist in the Sagelands also the leader of the Yukionna tribe and Now the Owner of the Long Slurp.
Currently, she is sitting a few steps on Between two people, Gojo Satoru and the Woman who was Terrorising him.
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*Sluuuuuuuuuuurp*
She took another loooooooooooong slurp of her tea and looked at Gojo Satoru who was looking away from the Woman who was terrorizing him with a few Veins pooped on his head, While the woman had covered her face with her Hair so her expression couldn't be made out Properly.
"Now then," Yuki said causing the Two to flinch.
"Gojo Satoru Kun, Mind explain to me why you destroyed an ENTIRE MOUNTAIN, RIVER AND A FUCKING FOREST" Yukina asked with an expression on her face never seen.
"IGIARI--" *BAAM* Satoru screamed but his face was smashed into the floor by Yukina, May I add that there was a teacup where he was smashed, Filled.
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[AN- It's the OBJECTION meme he's poking fun at, Phoenix Wright for Dumbasses]
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"Erm well I was scared, I mean look at her" Satoru calmly said wiping the tea and blood off his face, His injuries were slowly healing with Golden Colour light surrounding it.
"Sigh" Yukina facepalmed.
"Let me introduce you to each other then,
Satoru she is Bea,
Bea this is Satoru,
Satoru is A sort of a Miko,
Bea is a Hardcore Shotacon,
Satoru is a Human that killed Many--"
"OI WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE," Satoru said with a British accent.
"Mind rewinding what you said?" Satoru calmly asked.
"Satoru is a Sort of a Miko-"
"BELOW THAT SENTENCE"
"Bea is a Hardcore Shotacon? Is that what you are looking for? Anyway-"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE ANYWAY ME!" Satoru yelled.
"She is a Shotacon and what?" Yukina asked annoyed.
"Don't you dare give me that annoyed expression, You knew who she is SO WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE HER WITH A 8-YEAR-OLD BOY?" Satoru asked.
"Huh what do you- BEA, I let you be since you asked me nicely and this is why," Yukina asked.
"You fucking forgot," Satoru asks tiredly.
"Boys are only good till 10 and Expire when they turn 13," Bea said with a Creepy chuckle.
Yukina closed her hands and smashed her knuckles on Bea's face and sent her flying away.
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"Anyway, why don't we take this day to explore the lands?" Yukina asked with an Angelic smile.
"This woman….. Fine why not, It better be fun" Satoru said.
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Satoru POV.
Well, that was fun.
Too fun.
Hell, I want to start living here because of how fun it was.
The food is delicious, everything is Beautiful and Bizarre and the History can make any Historian Come in seconds, Well not that I learned much of the History it sounded Boring. The Come part was said by Yukina so I'm Repeating them.
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Let's start with the Atmosphere and Geology of this place, So.... Over 50% of the land is covered with Forests, Yes, 50% fucking percent is.
The reason is quite simple, There is no need to use it. And the 50% that isn't covered with the forest is 30% used by People who use it for something while the remaining 20 isn't Even explored, Adding onto the 50% from before 70% of this 'World' isn't even used.
Now the 'World' I am talking about is quite interesting.
When I asked Yukina she said that They were all sealed here, by all I mean all the Yokai's or rather Myths were sealed here Because they 'Betrayed' their 'Master' causing the Master to get angry and seal them in this world, The Place they called 'Prison Realm'.
It's quite weird seeing them accept something like being sealed in this world forever until all of their species die out for something they did not do, not even a single person that was alive at 'That time' is still currently alive.
Although I doubt they are Bored here or will be for any foreseeable future seeing how much land is still left to uncover.
Not only that but the Part about 50% tree was said by some dragon who traveled the world in 80 days to win some bet, Had a Crazy adventure. He added to the fact that the 'True' scenery of the 'Forest' will be discovered when all the trees are cut off, Sounds like a Job for Humans.
Day and night don't happen, Nor does Climate change happen here. Every place has a Set atmosphere for it.
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Also, there are a total of 12 Major Yokai clans, And I couldn't be bothered to learn any of them, But what I did learn was that a Huge war happened between the No. 1 and the No. 2 Yokai clans, the Dragons and the Phoenix respectively.
And just when it looked like the War was at its Climax when a Huge clash was about to happen, There came the Old Man.
The Old man was still young back then and wast a King, hell there wasn't even a Single Ruler all the 12 Clans or Tribes ruled the 10% of the Land they Excavated for themselves, Did I tell you the Old man was Responsible for getting the Land Excavated to 30%?
The Old man Wasn't a Dragon nor a Phoenix, But both a Dragon-Phoenix, SO he appeared before the Army and stood between them and slapped both of their rulers and told them to suck his Dick.
And then the war came to an End.
No seriously.
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The Old man was a Master Practioner of Chakra and Natural energy which contributed to the Fact that why he was so strong. Talking about Natural energy....
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"Yuki teaches me Sage mode," I said innocently.
She gasped and Chuckled, "I completely forgot about that"
She put her hand on her Katana and in a Swift movement stabbed me in my head.
*Puchi*
"Huh"
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*Swish* *Swish*
The wind blew as blades of grass struck each other causing it to make SLithering sounds and in the middle of the Slithering sounds was Bea.
She was standing on a plot of land which looked like it used to be below a House before, "Where the hell did my new house go?
I didn't even live in it..."
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[WORDS 1135]
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[AN- Extra Chap at 200 Powerstones]