"W-wait I don't know anything," The Cleaved head said.
"You... are the boss how in the absolute hell do you not know anything," Satoru asked.
"B-because I don't am the boss!" He yelled.
"But, you are the person who is on the topmost floor of this Demon Lord castle and praying to that Otsutsuki who else could be the boss?" Satoru questioned again.
"D-demon lord? Otsutsuki? That is Jashin-sama, a-and our boss is a person with a Metal Kekkei Genkai in an Exchange of his Immortality" The Man said.
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By now a few drops of sweat went down from Satoru's head, 'Did...…. I just kill the main boss on the first floor? Yeah, I just did.... Wow…. shit'
"P-please let me g-o *SPLURT*" The man pleaded but was suddenly pierced through his head with a Spike made out of Earth also having Poor mans Amaterasu on it.
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"I may have been acting happy go lucky from the very start but that doesn't mean that I ain't pissed off as hell, You already killed countless people before I came here and still deserve mercy.
Hell, you are even worse than the others when I called you so-called 'Lord' As a different person you should have gotten pissed off at it, But you didn't mean you don't possess much worship to it. Having no side to lean on to...….. You're just lowkey scum" Satoru coldly said as the Man continued screaming because of the fire that Is burning his body.
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'Although I may say that, I have no care about the people who have died. The only thing I feel is irritated because..... whelp a story for another time, Anyway I shou--'
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*BBBBBBBOOMMMMMMM*
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Several veins popped on Satrou's head as he felt the huge explosion that happened and along with it, he felt the People near the Explosion.
"I dislike killing Friends, but this time I have to change," Satoru said and crouched, but not before taking the Stone of Gelel.
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*BOOM*
A large explosion resounded as Satoru jumped through the roof of the Demon lord's Castle (Official name now), Appearing a few feet above the Castle Satoru saw The Idiot Princess who had her father in hand,
Which saddened Satoru because he could no longer see the man Being hung up by his own Intestine *Snicker*,
The whole Samurai Force was there to protect them, The Head Guard who was Dead. As well as Kushina, Minato, and Nawaki...….. Surrounded by At least a Hundred Cultists.
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Satoru after seeing this sighed and Sat down not long after taking some chips and starting to eat them, slowly. He would have started writing as well but he doesn't want to meet Ichigo.
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[AN- For the dumbasses who didn't get it the meaning will be at the end of the chap, Cuz ppl didn't like the fact that I explain my jokes]
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To understand the correct situation we will have to go back a few Minutes.
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Minato- :0
Kushina- :0
Nawaki- :0
Right now the 3 had a :0 expression because they had seen they were staring at the dead body of the Daimyo who was hung by his Intestine, hanging off a Tall pole.
Daimyo- X0
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He isn't that the Daimyo? That is what the three wanted to say at the same time but couldn't because of what a huge surprise it was.
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"Hey isn't that the Daimyo?" Questioned a Person in a Girly voice.
The three looked behind and saw the Idiot princess staring at the Dead body of the Daimyo, "Princess..... what was your name again? Also, what are you doing here" Kushina asked?
"Just checking if you fools are doing your job right but I come here and I see you admiring art *Points at Daimyo*," The Idiot said with a huff.
"Isn't that your father?" Nawaki asked pointing at the Daimyo.
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'…'
'…'
'…'
'…'
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET YOU STUPID BRAT" Kushina and Nawaki screamed at her making The Idiot cry even more.
"Please be quiet the enemy might hear us," Minato said as the only person with a calm mind but was Overshadowed by another voice.
"PRINCESS WE HEARD YOU CRY SO WE ARE HERE" The head guard screamed running along with all the Samurai's behind him running at the same speed.
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"ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP WE ARE GOING TO GET CAUGHT" Nawaki screamed at the top of his lungs.
"SCREAM LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU- IS THAT..... IS THAT THE FUCKING DAIMYO" He screamed.
"IT IS AND NOW SHUT UP" Kushina yelled back at him.
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The Head Samurai ran at a fast speed and quick speed and got back at the same speed while carrying the Daimyo while his Intestine was being dragged along.
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*SCREAMING OF SOLDIERS*
*SCREAMING OF TEAM 7*
*SCREAMING OF PRINCESS*
Meanwhile, the only calm person was Minato, who suddenly had a Table and a Chair to sit on and while sipping on his tea he said, "This is fine"
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*BOOM*
An explosion happened yet again as Many Cultists came out from the Castle and Started throwing Their weapons wrapped in Explosion seals, and the Head Samurai Being the one Nearest to the Castle was blown away and Died.
His body and The Daimyo were launched towards the Samurais who caught the two of them. The head Samurai was lacking quite a few of his Limbs and Intestines (Pfft) and the Daimyo had his Intestines wrapped around him Quite...…. Inappropriately.
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*Boom*
Another explosion happened as Satoru appeared from the Castle which brought a lot of hope in his Team's eyes, "He's Finally here—WHY THE HELL IS HE SITTING DOWN AND ARE THOSE CHIPS -DATTEBANE?"
[AN-
Writing and eating Chips = Light Yagami
Ichigo = Shinigami
I hope you understand]
[AN- Extra Chap at 100 Powerstones]