Chapter 28 - 11]Sister!?

[AN- Go back to the previous chapter, I extended it about 600 words, it will show something like 'Extension begins from here']

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"Hmm"

My eyes open and I look around my house, so beautiful. I threatened a Fire Daimyo's official who wanted to Kill me because I didn't become his Daughter's Boyfriend to get this, I should pay him a visit or two check how he's stealing money From the Retard Fire Daimyo's for me.

Something that isn't uncommon.

I look around a few times and bend down the bed until my head hits the ground and grab something from under my bed, A kunai laced with Poison that I accidentally made when I was making 'Potions' feed Minato when I was young.

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[AN- I just KNOW everyone did this when they were young, steal your parents Shampoo, Powder, Paint, Perfume, etc]

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I grab the kunai and throw it in a certain direction and immediately hear a *WHOOSH*. That certain whoosh had come from a Man with an Expressionless Mask, The Mark 1 Masks of Danzo's Root. Mark 2 will probably get something similar to the official ANBU corps.

Oh yeah, the man also had a Kunai stabbing him in the ass cheek.

Because the Poison is so potent he will probably need to…umm, 'Amputate' the ass cheek, Meaning he will 'lean' to the side when he sits.

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[AN- PFFT- HAHAHAHAHHAHA, IM SORRY]

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Since we just completed a Mission yesterday that was probably an S-Rank mission I'd get a Holiday today from training, and a Week off From missions as said By Jiraiya Sensei, I Should go and sleep again-

[13th February ????]

Hm?

Wait a minute.

Why is My clock that I made from Seals showing this?

I thought that I came home on 11th?

And 12th was a Holiday.

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Now that I think about it when I was sleeping I felt that the amount of sleep I got was Sus...Don't tell me, I slept the whole day.

Oi.

Oi.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS JOKE, I'M NOT A KID WHO GOT SO TIRED AFTER HIS FIRST DAY OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE THAT I SLEPT FOR A WHOLE FUCKING DAY. DAMNIT ALL.

[8:50]

FUCK.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO REACH THE TRAINING GROUND BY 9:00.

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Wait.

Why am I panicking so much?

I am a dude.

*Changes clothes in a Second*

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Time to head off.

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As I walked the streets of Konoha I felt the Cool breeze kiss my cheek---Oh wait for I'm not in a Chinese Novel.

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As I walked I felt a cool breeze hitting me Like my Ex-Girlfriend when she saw me with another girl after our breakup (She Is weak), I looked around and saw quite a lot of Happy---Te oi! Why are so many people... Men crying here?

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"I looked around and saw quite a lot of Happy---Te oi! Why are so many people... Men crying here? Is what I bet you were thinking" An unknown voice whispered to me.

Well, it wasn't that Unknown My Six-Eye already sensed who he was or rather who SHE was, "Yo Mikoto been a week?" I responded to her.

"Tch, Fucker already Sensed me, Couldn't you be weaker so I can scare you?" Mikoto said with a pout.

I just stared at her pout and raised my hand so I could slap her as a Punishment for showing me something like that but before I could she grabbed my hand, "Slow down bud, I was just fucking with you" She yelled with sweat dripping off her face.

"Better be, I was about 'begone you, you thot'" I said with a straight face.

"Oh god, anything but that," She said with a terrified face.

Both of us stared at each other for a few seconds and not long after...

"PFT AHAHAHHAHAHAHA"

"PPFFT HAHAHAHAHHHA"

Both of us burst into laughter.

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"So how have missions been for you?" I asked her.

"I could say the same didn't you go on an S-Rank one? Even though it was Accidental, oh yeah how much did you get as pay?" Mikoto asked firing her questions.

"originally it was A C-Rank one but it escalated to an S-Rank, I didn't do much though nor did anyone else and the others also had to sit back and only deal with some people, Sensei dealt with most of them, Also I got 2 Million Ryo," I said sending my fire of answers.

"2 MILLION" She yelled horrified not long after Coughing and continuing, "Not did much? I bet you and Your Sensei did all the work... Hell, I bet you did more work than him" Mikoto said with a cheeky grin. en up Training Ground

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How did she.....

No matter, no wait how did she...

But still, she couldn't have known but how did she...…..

Ok, I think the Author got a lot of words done I should continue.....BUT HOW DID SHE.

[AN- *COUGH*]

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"Of course not I'm just a weak Genin….." I said trying to divert her from the topic but stopped knowing how much of a lie that line would have been, I mean Look at Mikoto she's looking at me like I'm Izaya.

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Somewhere far away on a Beaten up training ground.

"ACHOOOOOOOOOOOO" a Boy with Black hair sneezed as Lightning was crackling off his body.

"Fuck I got a Cold? Damn it just when I finally completed this Lightning armor to beat Satoru" The Black haired boy clicked his tongue as Lightning started Crackling all over his body.

[AN- He cant]

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"You know..... you've been more happier and mellower than you have been previously, can I know why? " I asked her puzzled.

"Ah well, that is because," Mikoto said with a blush on her face and started fidgeting on her feet, "Because IM GOING TO BE A SISTER" she yelled with all her might.

I formed a few seals and a chair made of Dirt was conjured and I sat on it,

What.

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I don't remember Sasuke or Itachi having an Uncle Before.

Is it because of me?

Did I make Mikoto's Parents fuck?

Pfft, as if.

But what if...

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On the Training ground 7.

A deeply frowning Jiraiya is standing with his Feet continuously slamming the ground and suddenly he yelled, "SATORU YOU BRAT"

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[AN- Extra Chap at 100 Powerstones]

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