Hi my name is Ronald. I was just on my way to McDonald's when I was run over by a truck. But there was someting off about that truck. First I managed to narrowly dodge it but it just turned arround ran me over anyways. The second thing was that it had no driver. And the last and strangest thing was that it wore a kilt.

Anyways I was now floating around in absolute darkness. For some reson I was compleatly calm. 'Maby this is the afterlife' I thought. It was actualy pretty confortable in here. I think I fell asleep, because from one second to the other some featureless 'human' made out of golden light bitchslaped me.

"You are going to a fantasy world in wich kilt wearing vampires enslaved humanity. Cange that!„

And with that It was dark aigan, but this time two things where different: First of it was wet and warm, second I could panic aigan. After a long time I stoped. Concluding that I was probably in my mothers womb I spent the remaining time till my birth processing my situation and mentaly preparing for what would happen after my birth.