"Auntie, what do you think of my tone?"
"Er... I don't know dear."
"What about my high pitch? Some say its like a hot kettle."
"Um..."
"Do you think i'm a good enough singer to make it in a career?"
"Sure honey?"
"Mom says that my singing is like a charming piano that likes laughing gracefully whilst waving its arms."
"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."
"You know when mom sung ? It was like listening to an angel."
"Oh look, snow outside!"
"But Auntie, I am a charming piano!"