(Einar's POV)
It was finally the call of the Great War towards the final victory of Camelot and to slay Vortigern. After King Arthur secured Excalibur, there was nothing the opponent could do against the sword that assures victory like a miracle.
Battle after battle, there was none to stand in Arthur's way and his quest to unify the whole British Isle. Soldiers were not very well equipped or the army was not resourceful but with the elegance and benevolence that King Arthur was showing from the assuring victories, none want to quit in this voyage and make their name in history.
The ray of hope could be seen very near in the name of Camelot. Every knight was eager to spit some blood in history like that.
What role I was playing? I was playing the greatest role of magical support. Every knight and even sometimes King Arthur was drawing mana from me through magic jewels that I created for them.
Those magic jewels not only provide them with the attack, deference, and healing buffs but unlimited mana from me since my mana could support all of them for the whole day.
Cheers*
At the dusk, knights could be seen eating and drinking with smiles on their faces. I was also eating the feast I prepared for Knights of the Round Table along with other knights and Artoria who was only smiling for the people.
'Well, time to eat mango.'
After the meal, we were casually chatting. I was sitting with Brother Kay and Galahad who was my disciple and nephew when I decided to eat mango.
Thankfully, some foreigners also came from the eastern world and I found this sacred fruit from them.
I pealed mine and offered one to Brother Kay.
"Want some?"
"Nah, I am not a fan of a sweet tooth."
What a stinky guy denying the king of fruits?
I was about to eat mine when Tristan came with a request.
"Sir Einar, I think we should hear a song from you." Tristan was silent in the whole conversation spoke to only me. Everyone including me was a little surprised since we thought of him sleeping the whole time.
"That's right, brother. I heard that you have great skills of a bard. It has been while we heard a song from you." Tristan was joined by Lancelot.
"I have to agree with fa- Sir Lancelot here. How about it, uncle?" It was silver head guy Galahad. My sweet nephew whom I treated like a proper knight and a relative unlike what I did with Bedivere. Galahad also hated his father a little because of some tragedy with his mother so he liked to call Lancelot a Knight then father.
"Eh?" I was confused from sudden all these requests. My singing skills are top-notch… Well, I am the jack of all trades and also the master of all since I usually spent all my Experience Points in upgrading skills so all of them were of Rank A+++.
"I would also like to listen. It has been while, Einar." It was Artoria. Her genuine smile made me reluctant to their request. Well, I didn't have any problem with singing but I just like to refuse.
"Since our King wants, you should abide by her order, Sir Einar!" It was Gawain the freaking dog.
"Shut the hell up, Gawain!" I compelled with a cold tone and Gawain just shuddered and hid behind Artoria. He was such a loser. "Well, I guess it's not a problem for me." I sighed and after putting peeled mango on the back pocket of my pants, I took out a violin that I made through magic from book storage.
"Yay~, my beloved disciple is singing. Men, come closer!" It was Merlin who cheered happily and invited other knights.
I didn't know why but I had a bad feeling whatever he did with that smile and 'kindness'.
All other knights also gather and soon the hill became a drama stage.
I walked on top of the hill under the tree and began to play the theme of one of the famous songs I remember.
(Attack on Titan Season 2 – Ending Theme – Yuugure no Tori by Shinsei Kamattechan)
When started to play the first notes of this theme, all the people immediately fell silent as to just immersed themselves in the imagination and hope of happiness from this spell. They also didn't dare to move an inch to make the slightest bit of disruption.
Artoria, Merlin, and other knights of the round table also halted all their moments and sank on precious memories before I started to recite lyrics.
"Song in the bird cage
Should I sing if I sing
Sky Look wind tomorrow, blow today, blow today,
Morning in the bird
Spend with me
Blow tomorrow
Every single day it is next to you
Surely come in the morning one day say hello
To expand the hand to
The side of other town
Surely not accustomed divert alone
Come morning everyone laugh again with meeee…"
Then the song entered its last stage. All the knights could be seen swaying rhythmically and smiling. I was also somewhat recalling some of my old happy yet little memory of my past life.
Then the song entered the last stage.
"Song in the bird cage
Should I sing if I sing
Sky Look wind tomorrow, blow today, blow today,
Morning in the bird
Spend with me
Blow tomorrow
Every single day it is next to youuuu~"
After slowly ending the song with soft notes, I bowed elegantly.
The knights were still in a daze before they realize that song has already ended.
Cheers*
They burst into cheers and started to demand to continue but I couldn't since I only remember the regular version.
"That was such a beautiful song. I just recalled my sweet and bitter memories with my Iseult." Tristan was also happy and tears could be seen on the sad poet's face.
"I recalled when my king first saved me from the hands of a demon king." It was Gawain. Does he think I didn't hear him?
"As expected of our brother." They were Brother Kay and Lancelot.
"Uncle, you are my ideal!" My sweet nephew Galahad was also happy. I was his best role model since I am perfect at everything because of my skills.
I could also see Artoria smiling and showing her gratitude and affection. She didn't need to say anything for me to understand.
"Well, I am jammed…" I sighed and fell on my ass just feel something greasy burst in my ass.
Splash*
"Ah shit, it seems like something came out!" I stood and saw yellowish slimy liquid dripping from my ass. "My ass is getting wet…" I was talking to myself when I realized the silent atmosphere. I widened my eyes when I saw them looking at me blankly. "The atmosphere is not right…"
"…" They were still looking at me like I shit on my pants in front of them.
"Wait, why my ass is wet? And what is this? I have always eaten healthy food lately…" I wiped my butt and took get some yellow liquid on my hands to see what it was. I also heard some knights who were groaning like they would throw up.
'Don't tell me… the mango I offered to Brother Kay…' I realized what was happening. "Ripe and runny…."
I then looked at all the knights who were trembling from witnessing the gruesome misunderstanding.
"Knights, listen to my explanation. It's not what it looks like!" I desperately tried to explain.
"What the hell, Sir Einar?! Have some shame!" It was Gawain who threw all the food he just ate.
"See? I can eat it." I then licked all the yellowish liquid and showed them it was actually mango. "It tastes sweet and soft, it is not what you think!"
"Ugg, what the fuck with his brain?!"
"Eating his own shit just after such a good song!"
"Argg, I want to throw up…!"
Knights were in a stupor and didn't even listen to me and ran away.
I desperately looked for Brother Kay and Merlin but they were nowhere to be seen. Those fukin traitors! I knew that Merlin had seen this coming with his clairvoyance.
"Galahad, Brother Lancelot, listen to me!" I turned to my distant relatives.
"Uncle, I admire you but… I can't stand it…"
"Same her brother… I think you are suffering from a curse…" The father and son duo also left me deserted.
"Arthur, please help me explain them! This thing can be eaten!" I turned towards Artoria but she was also trembling even Avalon rendered useless.
"Please… go and change your pants first, Einar… ugg!" Artoria said and turned around to stop throwing up in front of other knights. Tristan was already playing his harm to divert his attention.
"You guys…" I was devastated. "Why no one wants to believe me that this thing is really edible…"
With tears in my eyes, I ran away from those traitors. "What's wrong with loving mangoes? I will curse you all to have 1 cm small dicks!"
It was the night before the final battle of a beautiful song under the tree but ruined because of misunderstanding.
(Last part is from manhua 'I am invincible genius' Chapter 84.)
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