"Ah ah ahh An~ Ah~ ah Annn~"
Karen Araragi is getting her teeth brushed from her brother. (Nisemonogatari)
A Pierce of silence for those having lewd thoughts.
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(Einar's POV)
My eyes were cold and my spear was pointing at the neck of Uther Pendragon. I couldn't believe that this bitch used his child for his selfish desires.
"Must be thinking why I am using my daughter for my selfish desires, correct?" Uther spoke what was on my mind.
I was taken back from his precise words that were in my mind.
"You must also be wondering why-no, how you are reincarnated into this world, isn't that right?"
I open my eyes wide open.
"Let me tell you my story that no one in this world knows of but me…" Uther said then began explaining his story and secret.
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(Uther Pendragon POV)
Uther Pendragon was the name given to me by my parents. I was always favored by my parents and older brother Vortigern.
From a young age, I started to show talents in various fields including jousting, fencing, and archery. Despite having an older brother it was evident that who is going to get the throne of this island.
My brother tried to take any means necessary to dethrone me but I defeated him, spread eagle, and banished him from this island.
But my rule was but of short period.
The alliance between this island and Romans, was cut off and Vortigern also came to claim my head and easily won against me with such a destructive force that was inhuman in any way you see. He was now a dragon.
Britain broke into many countries and foreigners began their invasion.
The magus came to with this prophecy and I was prepared for it.
He also gave me the happy news that my next heir will be the one who will defeat the Vortigern and unite the kingdom. 'He' will be the greatest king.
But to do so, a lady was noble blood was required. Wife of Duke Cornwall, Igraine came to my view.
I tricked duke and married the beautiful lady.
Bear the child and was ready to see the day when 'he' will defeat the evil dragon but my hope shattered when the child was born a girl. 'No matter what a girl can never rule this island', that's what was told in this country.
But that magus discarded her gender on her path.
My child was taken away.
If you look from the third person's point then it was a very pathetic story of a king but there was a secret to it.
"From birth to doom, I knew all of it."
That is what was visible in front of my eyes.
I always have this talent where I could see my future very well.
From my birth to my days in bed, I knew that my fate was already decided.
It was already set on stone.
What a pathetic life, I am living.
I knew that I will be the king of this island and then fall soon. I knew my brother will take this throne soon and my son will defeat my brother.
I knew all of it.
Why I didn't try to change?
I freaking did.
I tried my best to favor my brother but before I could do something to put my elder brother on the throne, I was already a king.
I knew all of this. I knew that I couldn't escape from this fate of a character named Uther Pendragon.
My brother was cruel and selfish but at least he was independent to be tied by this.
When my second daughter was born and taken away to become the ideal king, I knew that what awaits her.
I hated my one-way path.
In every person's life, there will always be several paths for you to choose but for me, Uther Pendragon always had only one path to choose and die in the end.
I wanted to change this.
Then I prayed.
Even though I was a talent with dragon blood, I never prayed to god.
I wanted to change it so I prayed and soon a fairy answered it.
"What do you wish to change?"
"Is there always doom to a tragic king?"
"Yes, but it is but just and will always be a story."
"Then bet my soul and change it for me! Even if there is a little chance!"
"Very well! I will pull a soul with undersigned fate from another universe but even then it will not be certain."
"Do so…"
I have nothing to lose.
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(Einar's POV)
"And so 1/10th of my soul was taken as an exchange and you were given the chance of second life. I am but a paralyzed man now." Uther explained with a grin.
I was a little baffled that someone sacrificed himself to this gamble and I was about to tear him apart.
"Story seems legit but quite BS. Why didn't you ask this Merlin-"
"Listen Einar, Merlin is also a slave of this system. His clairvoyance is not omnipotent. There is a gap to it."
"Even so, as long as I am by her side, I won't let her die…" I said averting my eyes.
Every step I take I made sure that it will be a success even there is a 1% chance but this time, Uther's eyes of looking down on my resolve, terrified me.
"Kid, calling a bird a dragon will not make the bird dragon."
"Use Jojo reference."
"The point is no matter what, if you touch the fate of someone, your fate is bound to be doomed and you can't escape from it. In the end, you will become just like 'us'."
At this point, I was enraged by his babbling.
"Bullshit! Do you want me to simply run away and abandon Artoria?!!"
"The life you are expecting is just a dream. And yes run away. I will lose this gamble but you can have an easy life."
"That does not gonna happen!!"
"Then become someone to bend the destiny."
"What do you mean?"
"Become a god."
"Now you really want me to kick your ass!"
God? I was trying hard to live as a human, marry Artoria and have kids and now he was telling me to become some high almighty and listen to others??
"Haha, I know what are you thinking but it is entirely your choice."
I knew that this old man had something to tell me so I sat on the chair and sighed ready to listen.
"There are two steps for you to change this fate. Get some divinity and learn the magic of gods."
"How can I do that?"
"The first step will be discovered by you eventually but for the second one, you have to learn the concept of divine magic from a god itself."
"And where can I find this god? As far as I know, the age of gods has already ended. They have retreated to the other side of the word, right?"
"Correct, quite intelligent you are but there is still one. Go to Western Island."
'Is he talking about Ireland?'
"Based on your luck, I am sure you will find the place of a god you are looking for. When the death feels on your soul and your heart comes to your throat, you will be in the territory."
I was still contemplating what I was just told.
"Thanks… I will be going then…" I was not sure if things were this complex.
"Another thing you should know. Either the doom of 'Arthur' or destruction of this world will wait for you."
"What about the third option?"
"That's why you are here, brat! Now get out of my room. I am going to fart really hard. You won't be able to survive."
"Fu*k you, old man!" I ran away immediately to begin my research.
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(Uther's POV)
"I will live to see next 15 years to see what type of trick you will pull against 'world'. It will be so much interesting."
Sniff*
"I should stop eating 'cakes' that damn incubus is bringing."
The fart is the dark aura. It is actually a curse that will decide the doom of Britons, the age of mysteries from the surface will soon be wiped out.
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So so so sorry for not uploading chapter yesterday and i was kind of dick to skip before that too so here is omake your ya.
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Omake 4
A couple could be seen with their arms wrapped around each other and kissing in front of everyone without any care. Whether they were a servant or Chaldea workers, they couldn't sweep their eyes from the newly arrived soon-to-be broken servant and king of knights showing their passionate love without any care to the outside world.
Earlier.
Four individuals could be seen walking in the hallway of Chaldea Security Organization.
"Hmm~ Hmm~" Einar, a newly high-ranking servant was happily humming while holding hands with a silver-haired girl with rosy cheeks, Mash Kyrielight.
"Hey Einar-san, she is my kohai…" Gudako reluctantly said to Einar who was happily holding the hand of her kohai. She was a little loss that her kohai gets friendly with another person beside her and a little romantic one on that which is totally unacceptable!
"S-senpai… i-it's okay… If Sir Einar is happy then…" Mash tried to calm down Gudako but end up blushing hard when seeing Einar and his closeness.
"Haha, just call me Einar senpai. You know I was a teacher and mentor of Galahad. I am actually his uncle since Lancelot and I were brothers as we had the same foster mother."
"No that's unacceptable!" Gudako was annoyed with the relationship progressing between a servant and her kohai. She was ignored by both of them- no three of them if you include former male genius, Da Vinci who just wanted to vanish.
"Ohh, that's why I am feeling this closeness.. ah- I am sorry." Mash excitedly exclaimed but then realized that she was too close to Einar with an inch and then took some distance and blushed.
"Haha, could have been but cute ladies like you are naturally attracted towards me. Ah don't mind my previous behavior; I don't plan on hitting any lady beside mine."
"You have lovers, who?!" Gudako tried to butt in the conversation but she was again ignored by the mysterious knight.
"You have a wife?" Mash was also curious and didn't even take her two co-workers into account.
"Yeah, you will meet her soon since the conditions of my summon has been cleared." Einar just blinked towards ladies that petrified the young master and pseudo servants to the core as he simply walked.
Gudako pulled Mash and whispered, "Hey Mash, don't you think he is a hottie? He looks similar to our age."
"Ah yes- I mean No! I mean yes he is handsome- ah that's what I wanna say…" Mash didn't know how to describe her feelings and became flustered.
"You know I am here… well never mind…" Da Vinci was at loss on words.
Einar suddenly stopped walking and smashed his hand on the wall.
Bam*
"What the!"
After the debris was cleared, a person with silver long hair could be seen with an awkward smile. He was just using his illusion to hide from blond hair servant but Einar is called Doom of round table for a reason.
"Hello~ Merlin, my cute teacher." Einar greeted the said person with a kind yet cold smile while grabbing him with a collar.
"Hello~ Einar, my beloved disciple." Merlin also greeted his long-lost disciple with a helpless smile while his gaze asking for mercy.
"…"
"…"
There was pin-drop silence. Chaldea trio was also tense since they were going to lose their greatest support but… Einar was also good support now despite being from knight class.
"I am fucked up, am I?"
"Yeeeup~"
Einar smiled and then decided to take (Drag) Merlin with him to meet other knights of the round table.
"Merlin-san, is your teacher?" Mash asked curiously ignoring the pleading state of a magus of flowers.
"Yeah, he taught me magic. I am here thanks to this man." Einar showing his appreciation to his teacher to whom he was dragging with his collar.
"Thank you, Einar." 'And have mercy, please!' Merlin's plead was heard loud and clear but none of them put an ear to the magus.
"But you see, he is a playboy through and through. I am pretty sure the number of women in this organization far exceeds the women he slept in his life." Einar then revealed a dirty secret of the former grand servant.
At Einar's statement, all three females stared at magus with cold glares.
"Eeek!" Merlin freaked out.
"But don't worry, I have already taught him a lesson by cutting his dick, frying it, and then forcing him to eat in the past."
Now they were completely shocked for Merlin to receive this kind of embarrassing yet horrifying punishment.
"T-that's why all the Knights of the Round Table fear him," Merlin told the reason why all knights were afraid of Einar Sirius du lac.
"That's mean. They respect me." Einar simply scoffed at Merlin's reason.
"Hai!" Mash smiled and clung to Einar's arms. She was not even feeling any kind of embarrassment but pure admiration and respect.
"Hey not fair, I am your master!" Gudako didn't take that anymore and instead of separating Mash from Einar, she grabbed his other arm.
Now you could see that this turned into the game of girls fangirling to a handsome boy in some high school.
"Haha, no worry here." Einar also didn't dislike his first master who was a cute girl.
"By the way, how come you are summoned as lancer and not caster?" Gudako asked and all of their attention immediately fell on Einar.
Merlin and Da Vinci were a little heartbroken as casters since Einar was good support and he was filling the role of a caster but how come Einar is a lancer.
"hmmm…"
Einar fell on deep thought and then answered that blew their remaining brain cells.
"Luck."
They all knew that they can't pass through him.
"Haha, my original class should be that of a ruler or caster but I came here with my own accord and not by ordinary summoning hence I can't be ruler to oversee Holy Grail wars. Caster? I am a good mage but I am more of fighting in close combat hence I choose this class since my main weapon Chastiefol is a spear but could take many forms."
"Ooo.."
They have to give this Knight credit upon even choosing his class on his own accord.
They were suddenly stopped when Einar stopped walking and following his gaze, they saw a blond hair short girl in front of them.
She was wearing a white shirt and blue skirt. Her expression was similar to Einar which was similar to a man meeting his wife after a long time.
She was Artoria Pendragon (Saber).
Einar separated from two girls and ran after Artoria and Artoria as ran towards Einar like a childhood friend meeting her future husband.
They stopped when they were just a few inches away and started staring into each other eyes.
Einar then softly caress Artoria's cheek who smiled brightly.
Without saying a single word, Einar wrapped his arms on her waist whereas Artoria did the same around his neck, and without a single second of hesitation, their lips met.
"Eeehh!!" Mash, Da Vinci, and Gudako, all dropped their jaws on the ground.
Einar and Artoria are couples?!
Not only them but other servants also showed a similar reaction. A tanned skin man felt a chill to his spine and immediately ran towards the toilet only to find that it was occupied by two Celtic warriors.
Einar and Artoria were so lost in their reunion that they seemed to forget that other people were watching them.
Fergus and Edward Teach were biting their nails upon seeing a good contestant who would steal other female servants' hearts whereas Osakabehime was taking pictures to make a romance doujinshi.
After exploring each other's interiors, Einar and Artoria then separated with a silver string hanging between their lips. Both of their cheeks were flushed too but not enough to reveal their horny side to others.
Einar gazed into Artoria's eyes and spoke, "I am back."
Artoria also smiled brightly never before, "I am hungry."
"Me too."
Einar holds her hand and both of them disappeared leaving a single chit behind.
[Meet everyone tomorrow. And by the way, gather all knights since I have a business to talk to them. If they refuse, tell them that Einar is waiting for them. Bye~]
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Roast Author for foreshadowing but it was inevitable since there are many with clairvoyance. Just wait for the ending.
Don't even think about leaving without dropping Power Stones.
1.4k power stones/ 2 chapters in the end of week.
1.8k power stones/ 3 chapters in the end of week.
Is that called robing? Hell yeah!
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