"strawberry is red" - talking
'strawberry is red' - thinking
"STRAWBERRY IS RED" - shouting from anything /angry
*swish* - sounds
[strawberry] - magic word spell
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Author's Note: I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know how I made it through chapter 2 with more chapters extra, I usually made were one shot, and nothing else. And quite surprised there are actually some few people who read this 😆 please be warned I'm a noob and a LAZY one, so this fanfic may get under your skin 😃 READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! ⚠️⚠️
👉🏻👈🏻 ANYWAY, HAVE FUN! ❤️
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Recap:
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"You better wish my name would live up to its reputation now...." the pinkette just sighed while looking at him and closed her eyes. Marc just smiled a bit "surely, it doesn't fail us since way back to our land, Lucky Zoey" he said while sitting down. Outside the chaos continued while the two one sitting and the other laying down just sleep throughout the said chaos totally oblivious that their future is bleak for the said ship is going to the grand line.
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--On the ship that is sailing on the stormy seas--
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"LUFFY! LUFFY!" the navigator yelled through the storm.
"NAMI!" said the strawhat captain.
"We better hurry up or the ship will be swept away!" the blonde cook stated.
"ALRIGGHTTT!!"
"Gum-gum...."
"W-what?!"
"Wait!"
"I got a bad feeling about this..."
"ROCKET!"
"AHHHHH!!"
"I KNEW IT!"
*SWISHHHH*
And the rubber man sails through the sky with his crewmates and hits Merry's red and white striped sail.
"Everyone!"
Sounds of groan can be heard from the pirates. The ship is rocking back and forth because of the storm and the ocean. "Uwaa! It's almost like the ship's gonna tip over!" the captain exclaimed, although there's no nervousness that should be present for any normal human being.....
"Look at that light!" the navigator told the others.
"Is that the lighthouse of the island?" the long-nosed sniper asked.
"It's a Guiding Light. The entrance to the Grand Line is beyond that light" explained the navigator, while looking at it with a big smile on her face.
"Grand Line is just beyond that light... " said the strawhat captain.
"What do you wanna do?" asked the navigator turning to her captain.
"B-but there's no reason to enter during a storm like this...." the long-nosed sniper cowardly said while hugging the mast of the ship
The swordsman, the blonde cook, the navigator, and the captain look at each other while smiling widely, far beyond that lighthouse lies where they dream to be, where their dreams can be a reality...
"Alright! Shall we hold a launching ceremony for setting sail on the great sea?" the cook asked his captain and crewmates.
"Hey!"
"Yeah!"
"Yosh!"
"Let's do it!!"
The cook put out an empty barrel and put his foot there..
"I'll find the All Blue!"
"I'm going to be the king of the pirates!"
"I'm going to be the world's greatest swordsman!"
"I'm going to draw the world map!"
"I-I'm going to be a BRAVE WARRIOR OF THE SEA!"
The crew and its captain look at their foot with a smile and promise that it'll happen maybe not soon but it'll happen...
"WE'RE GOIN.....TO THE GRAND LINE!"
and with their feet high in the air they bring it down to smash the empty barrel, nailing their dreams, hopes, and hearts for the adventure to come.
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--meanwhile in the storage room of Going Merry--
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After a while of the ship's rocking back and forth from the storm suddenly turns eerily calm and silent, the two are unaware because they're asleep, if they're awake they'll hear the navigator's cry of distress.
"AHHHHH! WE'RE IN THE CALM BELT! THIS PLACE IS INFESTED OF SEA KINGS!"
"WE'RE GONNA DIEEE!!"
*CREE-EEK*
*WOGSHH*
"AHHHHH!! SEA KING!!"
*ACHOOO!!*
*SWOSSHH*
The ship suddenly sails through the ocean and landed on the storm again.
*BOGSH*
The miracle and the luck that Zoey had is so damnable that until now the strawhat pirates didn't hear nor see the two stowaway, it might be because of the storm, the marines chasing them or the crew being careless...either way the two idiots are still alive and asleep...the two sleep throughout of the chaos.
Until the boat suddenly tips in a very unnatural fashion, obviously it will for they're entering the reverse mountain of the grand line. Marc suddenly wakes up and cast a small sticking spell to himself towards the floor when it happened, but before he could grab her the ship turns upwards, some of the things inside moves with it, falling into the sleeping Zoey.
But as luck is within the girl, she continues to sleep and she didn't get hit by the things inside. Blissfully unaware that she almost became a meat patty.
'Damn! that girl is really lucky! It doesn't matter, it just means she can handle her own, but the hell happening here?! The boat is tilted upwards!!' he thought as he continues to sit with ease. But before he could conclude anything at all, he remembered a certain anime he watches in his last life.
This anime is one of his favorites but because it's a memory of his past life and in that life, he was a teenager when he watched it, he barely remembers it now, the realization dawn on him and he paled, 'A sheep head, a strawhat boy and Logue town! This...this is the fucking One Piece world!!!' he thought and his face paled even more.
You really can't blame the man, after all with their past memories being returned at the age of 10, and that's also a time where they can't dawdle around, it's hard to remember the things they have in their past life. And before he could deny any further he heard a loud voice outside, a very familiar one.
"WE'RE IN THE CLOUDS! HAHA"
'The hell?! THAT'S LUFFY!! I know I should be happy but damn it! We're in the reverse mountain at the moment!! We're entering Grand Line! It doesn't take a genius if you watch the series and read the manga, no wonder the ship is tilting upwards!'.
Because of the shock of what's given to them by the entity and his realization of their situation he didn't know how many minutes he stayed still and frozen, before he could process all of it the ship goes down and he could feel how fast the speed is.
Some of the things inside go downward too, good thing marc is on the sidelines and not the place where the things slid to, Zoey slides where the other things are but before she could become a meat patty the crates on the other side falls in a way to suddenly act as a bed when she hits them and the landing is soft even, how crates can be used as a soft landing is beyond him, you can just blame her luck for it.
The other things that are thrown over to her were just avoided. As for Zoey herself.....she slept throughout again, without a single scratch.
'I can survive with all the perks I asked God last time, and I know some miracle will always follow Zoey...we'll be fine, probably?' the man had suddenly gone a mid-life crisis.
'I know I'm a weeb, and I'm fighting myself not to go outside and shout like a lunatic and see what Laboon looks like in person! THIS IS FUCKING HARD TO RESIST! oh, the temptation to go outside and see the crew! I wanna see Laboon and princess Vivi!! I wanna see a log pose and Alabasta!'
He thought while clutching his coat and gritting his teeth, trying to stop himself from swinging the door open and say one of the lines he's dying to try!.....while Marc is despairing inside the storage room, Zoey is just asleep, smiling and making small sounds of contentment here and there.
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--Meanwhile at the deck of Going Merry--
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*BWAAAA*
"NAMI-SAN! I SEE A MOUNTAIN UP AHEAD!" Sanji shouted afterward, informing his crew of what he just saw while clutching for dear life.
"MOUNTAIN?! THAT CAN'T BE!" Nami shouted back at Sanji, looking confused and horrified at the mere thought.
"BUT IT'S REALLY THERE!" but the blonde cook is sure of what he sees, a huge mountain that blocking their path.
"WHO CARES?! LET'S GOO!" Luffy's voice heard for all the crew to hear, without an ounce of fear nor nervousness.
"AFTER PASSING THE TWIN CAPES UP AHEAD, THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING BUT OCEAN!" she tried to reason out because that's what the map said and it's been accurate so far.
"OH CRAP!" the whole crew exclaimed when the clouds clear over and they saw what the said mountain looked like.
"AHHHHH!!" screamed Usopp and Nami.
*BWAAAA*
"IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN!" Sanji exclaimed, his cigarette falling and whipping by the wind and into the ocean
"IT'S A BLACK WALL!" Luffy shocked at what he sees
"NO IT'S NOT!!" the navigator yelled through her anxiety and fear.
"THEN WHAT IS IT?!" Zoro is confused and nervous at the same time.
"I-i-i-it's A WHALEEEE!!!!" Usopp yelled, baffled at the huge ass whale.
*BWAAAA*
"Wha-wha-what shall we do?!" panicked Usopp, feeling like he's gonna die any second.
"Do we fight it?"
"IDIOT!! THERE'S NO WAY TO FIGHT THAT THING!!"
"Bu-bu-but our path is blocked! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!"
"HOLD ON A MINUTE! If that thing looks like a wall in our angle then where the hell its eyes?" Sanji said a new cigarette in his mouth.
"Wha--? That's right! It's possible that thing doesn't see us here!" exclaimed Nami, finally seeing some sort of hope
"If we don't do something we'll crash on it and sink," Zoro said calmly getting ready to do something for the huge whale to take notice of them, trying to chop it if he could but saw an opening to the left side of the whale. "HEY! WE CAN GET THROUGH THE LEFT!".
"HARD TO PORT!!" the navigator ordered the crew with haste.
"BUT THE RUDDER IS BROKEN!" the sniper shouted from the room.
"DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! I'LL HELP TOO!" the swordsman then jumps from the upper deck to the lower one to help Usopp to turn the whipstaff.
"Oh YEAH! I got an idea~!!" Luffy said while going back inside the Canon room.
"Luffy?... Where are you going??" Nami asked her captain.
"It's no use the rudder doesn't turn!" gritted out Usopp
"Damn it!" the swordsman cussed out
"Don't give up!" gritted the cook
While Nami on the deck looked horrified at what coming to them.
*BOOM!*
Luffy suddenly fires a cannonball at the whale. Nami got startled along with the rest of the crew, and so does our two idiots.
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--at the storage of Going Merry--
"What the--" whispered Marc, he got startled by the sudden fire of the weapon. He looked at Zoey and sure enough, she's bloody asleep.
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--at the deck where the strawhat pirates are--
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"THE CANON?!" exclaimed the whole crew, looking baffled.
"Alright! Did it stop??" said Luffy with a carefree attitude and both his fist to his hips.
The merry slowly sail to a stop with the sheep's head flying because it breaks through a small collision with the whale.
"Ah..we're screwed... Luffy's seat ha-ha.."Nami who saw it, said with a resigned face while sprawled onto the deck.
The sheep's head falls into the deck and Luffy saw it through the open door of the canon room. With his eyes wide and comically out of their sockets. Shout out his distress.
"AHHH!! MY SPECIAL SEAT!!"
The whole crew got nervous because the whale suddenly turns quiet.
"Le-Let's get out of here!"
"Do you think it doesn't feel it because his skin is thick??"
"WHO CARES ABOUT THAT!! HURRY UP!"
"JUST PADDLE DAMN IT!!"
"WE'RE GONNA DIEEEE!!"
*BWAAAAAAA*
"AHHH MY EARS HURTS!!"
"WE GOTTA PADDLE!"
"WE HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM HIM!"
While the whole crew is panicking, Luffy is on the deck, clearly pissed if any of the tones of his voice indicates.
"You...what the hell did you do to my special seat!!" flinging his arm and punching the whale's cornea.
"DUMBASS!!!"
The whole crew exclaimed while crying comically. The whale's eyes look at them and the crew excluding Luffy is beyond terrified.
"HOW WAS THAT?! BRING IT ON! BASTARD!!"Luffy said to the whale.
"SHUTTUP ALREADY! AHO!!" Usopp and Zoro said while kicking their captain.
*BWAAAAAAAA*
"Wh-what??"
And there goes merry inside the whale's mouth.
"AHHHHHHH!!"
"Oomp!" the captain was thrown overboard.
"LUFFY!"
"LUFFY!"
"I'm not gonna diee!!" said Luffy while stretching his limbs and climbing the whale's head. The whale clamps down his mouth, while Luffy is enraged about the whale eating his ship and his friends, inside its mouth the crew found their situation with awe and possibly questioning their sanity.
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--inside the whale--
"What...do...you think?" the girl in the crew asked the others, barely forming a coherent question.
"What do I think?" the swordsman question them back, clearly at a loss of their situation.
"How should I think?" the blonde cook just question them back, also confused about the situation at hand.
"H-h-how--" the poor sniper can't even form a sentence and now just muttering and stuttering with a lost look in his eyes.
"I'm sure we were swallowed by the whale...." the cook then lights up his new cigarette, while looking at the entirety of the whale's stomach.
The whole crew is on the brink of mental collapse seeing a sky with clouds and a small island with a palm tree inside the whale's body.
"Is this a dream?" Nami asked no one in particular.
"Yeah, it must be.." Zoro answered back to the girl.
"Then this house is..?" a chair with a small table, a house, some tree, and grass.
"Must be an illusion" said the swordsman
*WOSHH* A giant squid suddenly emerges from the gastric water.
"Then...what about this?..." Nami said in a lost voice still comprehending the situation....and they screamed.
".....A GIANT KING SQUID!!!" cried Nami and Usopp
Sanji and Zoro prepared to take down the giant squid when someone barrages it with three harpoons and takes it down.
The two fighters are tense while the two on the ground of the deck, namely Usopp and Nami are crying and wanting to go home asking where Luffy went.
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And our dear captain that is currently lost....
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"What's this?! Why there's a passageway inside a whale's body??" Luffy asked no one in particular and try to think about what's going on.
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Then someone came out of the house and stare at the pirates, a questionable flower atop of his head.
The old man stares at them...
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They stare back at him...
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The old man stares at them...
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They stare back at him...
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The old man intensifies his stare...
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Just to sit down at his chair outside and open a newspaper.
"SAY SOMETHING! YOU JERK!" the cook snapped at the old man.
"I-i-if you do something we'll fire our canon!!" the long nose sniper tried to intimidate the old man
The old man stares at them..
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They stare back at him...
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The old man stares at them...
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They stare back at him...
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The old man intensifies his stare...
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"If you do it, someone will die.." the old man said with a serious voice that made half of the crew tensed and the latter half become terrified with their face comically close to each other.
"Hoo? And who will die?" Sanji asked
"Me" the old man replied
"LISTEN HERE! YOU--?!" with the ticked-off mark at the cook's head yelled at the man.
"Well, well calm down," said the swordsman to the blonde chef, trying to calm him down.
"That bastard is mocking us.." gritted Sanji with a pissed-off face and a tick mark on his head.
"Hey! Old man! Can you tell us where we are and who are you?" Zoro asked the old man where the old man suddenly twitch his face and...
The old man stares at them..
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They stare back at him...
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The old man stares at them...
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They stare back at him...
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The old man intensifies his stare...
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"If you're asking someone's name, isn't it customary to tell your name first?" said the old man with a serious deadly gaze directed at the swordsman.
"Ah yeah, good point, sorry" Zoro became a bit nervous and try to be less of an ass so he said..
"My name is Roronoa--"
"My name is Crocus, I'm the lighthouse keeper of the Twin Capes, I'm 71 years old and a Gemini, my blood type is AB.."
"CAN I CUT HIM??" but clearly failed at his attempt for being polite seeing how angry the swordsman currently is from the old man's antics.
"Now, now calm down" the chef tried to calm down the angry moss head.
After the swordsman is enraged by the lighthouse keeper or known as Crocus, the crew panicking that they're inside of a whale's stomach and a repeat of the intense staring contest...
"CAN YOU STOP THAT ALREADY?!"
"Didn't you people heard of a repeating gag?"
"THAT WAS A GAG?!"
"That's the exit" The man then pointed to the exit door.
"WE CAN GET OUT?!"
The whole crew then looked baffled at the sky-high gate that crocus pointed and asked the old man some question about what he's doing here and getting a nonsense answer and another crewmate getting pissed off at Crocus's nonsense, the whale's gastric waters began sloshing around intensely. At this point, the crewmates need answers to what's going on and thankfully Crocus provides it.
"Laboon is hitting his head at the red line.."
"WHAT?!" Sanji and Zoro exclaimed at the same time.
"Yeah.....come to think of it, the whale's got some terrible scars and it's howling at the sky.."
"What does it mean?"
"It's suffering!!"
The whale bumps its head to the red line, and howling at it, repeating the cycle until the old man jumps into the gastric waters, the crewmates didn't plan on saving the whale, they thought mistakenly that the old man is planning to kill the whale from inside out.
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To Be Continued
Status: Edited
Another Note: Just warning you all once again, this fanfic was made by a noob in fanfic, I do write some for my own enjoyment and some lighthearted stories for my younger brats that I've been babysitting, but never ever fanfic.