Gala, Vanity, and Whistle all layed down on couches arranged in a triangle as they had been waiting for Zackaria to get the teleportation circle prepared. Both Gala and Whistle were laughing at some of Vanity's expense as she went over the events that lead to her being summoned. She then stopped suddenly. "If I was summoned choking my brother, who was choking you?" She looked over to Gala. "Uh... my wife." She didn't want to bring up she was in one of her many dream battles with Leviathan, the dark entity trapped in her head.
"You have a wife? I need details girl!" Whistle turned over exited. "How did you meet? Who made the first move? Who proposed? How was the wedding?"
"Alright one at a time. First, my adventuring guild was tasked with helping her and her church clean out a corrupt shrine. Second, it was technically her god. Third, neither of us, it was a religion thing. Finally, it was great, we did it naked."
Both Whistle and Vanity had way more questions now then ever. "What do you mean 'her god' made the first move?" Vanity was now leaning forward for answers.
"Well our mutual friend at the time was and is a guy named Mortis, and he's a vessel for her god, so he has direct communication with the heavens at all time. Tifa, my now wife and priestess at the time, was very conflicted about the idea of being attracted to women, even though that was the standards of her religion. Now mind you she worshipped the god of love and his religion was getting kind of bastardized. So imagine her surprise when Mortis has to look at her deadpan saying 'Your religion is fake and your god wants to you fuck whoever you want.' After that 'who asked who' was kind of a blur as I only remember the night after."
"Damn that is wild." Whistle laid back down. "And the proposal?"
"Well our first night together was also the same night her church was having the 'engagement ceremony'. Where every priestess beds their chosen partner and they are decided as engaged. We were both each other's first wife, and I have no regrets."
"First? Does that mean you have multiple?" Vanity asked surprised.
"Yeah. He's the god of love, do you really think he cares about monogamy? In fact he encourages polygamy." Gala stated it like it was a common thing, but both Whistle and especially Vanity came from places where marriage was for purely political reasons, and love was very rare. "And you did it naked?"
"Yep, every ceremony involves the brides and their maids being naked. There's a dance too."
"Your god sounds really horny..." Whistle chipped in.
"You're 100% correct on that one." Gala had a joyous smile on her beak.
"Does Tifa never get jealous or angry when you flirt with other girls? Don't think I didn't notice." Vanity question as she took on an aggitated look.
"Well she does get a little possessive, but it's mostly her getting much more sexually aggressive, hense the morning choke session." Gala was referring to the lie she told earlier, but she wasn't completely untruthful either.
Both Vanity and Whistle laid there surprised having just realized one of their comrades and a candidate for the 'Legendary Hero' position was a bird woman who has her own lesbian priestess harem. "What other great power does she have sealed away?" They thought. "That can't be all."