Back in the cafe, when Joe got the old worn down book.
[Cultivation Technique detected. Vol. 1 out of the 69 Virginity Scriptures]
[Formulating Description...]
[This cultivation technique will allow you to become a wizard. At the age of 30, you can become a Wizard at 75, a Great Mage at 200, an Archmage at 1,000, a Sage... The moment you cultivate this technique, you can kill somebody with just a thought and can live forever. Technique is recommended to Host due to special synergy with State of Mind: Virgin]
Lot's of things were rushing through Joe's mind at the moment, but he kept his cool for a second, before asking the system internally. 'If I use my system compensation on this, can I learn all 69 volumes?'
[The Virginity Scriptures all count as one technique, but the Host must gather all 69 scriptures to learn it via System implantation]
'I see...'
'For the greater good! Learn!'
…
Back to present
Joe and Chad were on the way back to their shared apartment. It was quite the awkward situation, as Joe had just made a big show of leaving...
"So are you gonna explain why you put on that big act earlier?" Chad questioned.
Joe just remained silent with his head down. If one looked carefully, you could see his flushed face. The journey back was silent and pressuring. Once Joe got back into the apartment, he hurried back inside his room.
Joe decided to look at his status once more, as he wished to see what he gained from cultivating.
'Status'
[
Name/Aliases:Joe, Idiot, Massive Virgin
Mental State: Virgin
Physicality: Average Earthling Male
Special Constitutions: Virgin Elemental Affinity
Age: 19
Cultivation Technique: Vol. 1 of the Virginity Scripture
Virgin Age: N/A
Spiritual Root: Virgin (?) Affinity
Body Dimensions:
Arm - 24 inches length
...
Current Time: 1:48 P.M. April 1st, 2020
System Compensation: Currently learning the Virginity Scripture
Cultivation Restrictions: Losing one's virginity reverts one's body to their original age, and takes away their power
Unlock Requirements: Vol. 1-69 of the Virginity Scriptures
]
Although Joe was a bit unnerved about being unable to have sex until he gathered all the Virginity Scripture's volumes, he didn't think much of it, as someone like him wouldn't have anyone to do it with anyways.
'Can you not show my body dimensions next time? It's a bit hard to find what I want with the dimensions there. Get rid of the time and date as well.' Joe complained.
[Host feedback taken. Changes complete]
Joe skimmed though the status screen once again, and asked several more questions, relating to the special constitution, virgin age, and his Spiritual Root's affinity.
[Host's special constitution is a result of cultivating the original Vol. 1 of the Virginity Scripture. Virgin age is merely a way fellow wizards and virgins identify their power levels. It is also a means of tracking their cultivation. Virgin is the affinity of your Spiritual Root. It was found when it resonated with the Virginity Scripture]
'Where's my immortality? Why can't I kill anybody with just a thought?' Joe continued complaining.
[You have unlimited lifespan, but you can be killed. You can kill yourself with but a thought now.]
Joe was speechless in the face of such logic. 'Why didn't you tell me this earlier, system?'
[The System believed it unnecessary for the Host to know about the profound intricacies of the Virginity Scripture, therefore it omitted them]
'Fine, but how do I start cultivating?' Joe was pained in not knowing earlier, but he should finish what he started.
[Implanting Vol. 1 of the Virginity Scripture. Please stand by]
…
The next day-
Joe awoke to the sound of slapping once again. Chad was slapping his face once more as he felt a sense of déjà vu.
"Hey you, you're finally awake." Chad said.
Chad continued to speak. "You wouldn't wake up, so I took it into my own hands."
"Yeah, thanks." Joe replied.
Joe was silent. He stared at Chad menacingly until he walked out of the room.
The Virginity Scripture gave him an extraction technique. Something to extract a sense of time from virgin items. He couldn't extract things like virgin olive oil, and he had to extract pure, untouched objects, like spiritual treasures.
However, those types of objects were rare, and most couldn't afford the luxury of absorbing the senses of time from spiritual treasures, as the treasures would either lose sentience or crumble.
Most Wizards would absorb the memories of others to further their strength. Of course, there was a memory replication technique included, as absorbing memories was a basic way of furthering the strength of a virgin wizard.
In order to make absorption worthwhile, one had to absorb the memories someone 100 times younger than the user in term of virgin age. Otherwise, the amount of energy used to replicate said memories would exceed the amount gained.
You could also only absorb the memories of a person once, as the replicated memories are no longer pure.
The Virginity Scripture seemed to give him 10 free years of virgin age upon comprehension. He also learned the virgin ages necessary to get to higher levels of magic. It said that most virgin wizards only got to the level of Archmage, for after that, absorbing the virgin memories of others took too great of a toll on their minds, and they could only absorb other virgin objects.
Joe quietly absorbed this information while laying on the couch. Chad was already long gone to who knows where by now.
Joe steeled his heart and decided to go to a hospital to absorb someone's memories to become a wizard.