After seeing how pitiful I was, Oled gave me something to deal with my hangover.
"Oh… It's working already. What even is this stuff?" [Solace]
I chewed what I could only describe as white chunks of meat.
"Orc balls." [Oled]
"...Huh?" [Solace]
I stopped chewing.
"Like… In what regard?" [Solace]
"Sexual organs." [Oled]
I immediately spat it out.
"What the hell?!" [Solace]
"Wha-?! That's my line! Don't ya know how expensive those are?!" [Oled]
"Ain't no way you just fed me orc balls!" [Solace]
"Ain't no way ya wasted a perfectly good set of orc balls!" [Oled]
We stared at each other with frustration and anger in our eyes.
"...I can tell ya now, yer not getting another set of orc balls after what ya've done." [Oled]
"I'd like to keep it that way. In fact, I would have liked it if it never happened in the first place." [Solace]
"Ya damn brat…" [Oled]
Rolling up his sleeves, Oled flexed his biceps.
"Someone needs to teach ya a lesson." [Oled]
"Bring it." [Solace]
Taking the initiative, I put up my fists.
("|Analyze|.") [Solace]
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Name: Oled Ardvent
Race: Dwarf
Class: Greater Blacksmith
Gender: Male
Age: 98
Level: 64
Health: 7200/7200
Mana: 3874/3874
Strength: 1976
Agility: 420
Intelligence: 110
Willpower: 690
Status: Stable
Skills: |Smithing Lv. 49| |Item Inspection Lv. 42| |Hammer Fist Lv. 8| |Poison Resistance Lv. 7| |Toughness Lv. 8| |Iron Skin Lv. 5| |Fire Resistance Lv. 9| |Chilling Breath Lv. 7| |Weapon Handling Lv. 37| |Hammer Arts Lv. 24|
Unique Skill: |Vitality Lv. 4|
Titles: |Peak Level Blacksmith|
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("Damnnnn! Look at those levels!") [Solace]
Oled's level almost reached Vanport, Medwin's personal knight. His strength far exceeded what I've seen before, but it looked like everything else was lacking.
"|Chilling Breath|!" [Oled]
Oled inhaled deeply, then released something akin to a blizzard from his mouth.
"Woah! Cold!" [Solace]
"You have gained |Experience|. |Cold Resistance| has gained a level." [Spirit Guide]
I attempted to guard using my arms. The freezing gale bit at my arms, forming a layer of ice on my skin.
"|Enchant Flame|!" [Solace]
I set myself aflame, melting off the ice and keeping myself warm. …Maybe a bit too warm.
"You have gained |Experience|. |Fire Resistance| has gained a level." [Spirit Guide]
"Petty tricks! A real man uses his fists!" [Oled]
"Says the person who used a spell first!" [Solace]
We then proceeded to charge at each other like a bunch of idiots.
"|Burning Fist|!" [Solace]
"|Hammer Fist|!" [Oled]
Our fists connected, causing a rippling shock to be sent through my body.
"Argh!" [Solace]
"You have gained |Experience|. |Gentleman's Favor| has increased a level." [Spirit Guide]
I slid back a few meters, clutching my arm to keep it from trembling. I looked at Oled to see how he was faring, but he was staring at his hand with a shocked look.
"You… A living weapon?" [Oled]
His eyes lit up with excitement and curiosity.
"Human! What's yer name?!" [Oled]
Running up to me, Oled grabbed my hands.
"S-Solace! Now get off me!" [Solace]
"Solace! My boy! Yer a living weapon?!" [Oled]
"A… A what?" [Solace]
Oled patted me down, as if he was a security guard at an airport.
"Woah! No touch!" [Solace]
I tried backing away, but his grip strength was something else.
"Boy! Come with me!" [Oled]
Before I could even reply, Oled lifted me above his head and began to take me somewhere.
"H-Hey! Kidnapping! Help!" [Solace]
"HAHAHAHA!! I've found it!" [Oled]