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Renegade in a Zombieland

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Chapter 1 - Prologue - Weirdest Toilet Experience

Hades looked up from his phone screen when he heard a loud thunderous boom. He removed his headsets then looked up. There were no windows around, so he simply shrugged it off and looked back at his phone.

He wanted to get back to the series, but then there was a loud yell. Like children screaming and arguing over something useless. This was starting to infuriate the young demigod, but once again he ignored it. Looking back at his phone, the series was over.

It was always a live event and he never recorded it because he saw no reason to, now he would regret it.

'Always record stuff.'

He told himself with a single tear drop, then wiped the beads of sweat forming on his face. He knew the toilets smelled, but he hadn't imagined it being this bad, and the heat. It was absurd. How could people come here to do their business? Normally he would have been at his private villa, easing himself, but this time he decided not to. He was running away from a bunch of troublesome girls and it would be best for him if he weren't caught while using the toilet.

'In the end, I spent a whole hour in the toilets cause of this one episode. Ha! You see bitches! No one can stop me fro- huh?!'

All his senses went on high alert. Everything told him to run away and that his life was in danger. He looked up and his eyes glowed with a deep shade of blue when he scanned through the ceiling.

He saw a ray of energy coming towards him at an insane speed. He would have run away, were his pants not down. He scanned the area and there were many people there, meaning if he teleported now they would see him naked.

It was a price he was willing to take, but when he tried, he couldn't move. He was completely petrified and he had no power anymore. He cursed under his breath once the bean hit.

It showered his cubicle, leaving the teenager horrified that he might die in such a pathetic state. He, Hades, King of the Nether?

***

"How dare he toy with me! I will kill him!"

"That detestable being! There he is!"

"Urgh! Hades! Let us kill him immediately!"

"I shan't forgive that bastard! I want him to pay for his crimes."

"Fret not! We can all finish him off for good this time, with this attack."

"Ah yes, Ariel is right. If we use this we should surely be able to actually kill him."

"True. The combination technique, Pandora's Box should be able to destroy him once and for all! Let us go!"

The 7 girls who floated atop the school's field glowed with varying colors. Theirs eyes shone with such power that the air turned viscous and reality seemed to bend and crack with their very movements.

The earth shook tremendously and storm clouds formed. The girls begun to activate their special techniques, unleashing pure anarchy into the world. Wrath, Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Pride, Sloth and Envy, all colluded to form one massive beam of pure chaos and anarchy, so much so the world turned red.

The storms rained literal blood and the earth begun to crack open. Meteorites from outer space begun to descend on the poor school as the girls let out their anger on a boy who was just minding his own business, using the toilet.

The beam hit the public toilet where the boy was doing his business, and it completely collapsed the building. The meteorites descended on that location as well, but due to a barrier one of the girls had set up, the damage was kept only to the public toilet. Several lightning bolts hit the location, further scorching the earth.

The radiation from the meteorites was the equivalent of 100 nuclear bombs, since it came from a completely unknown galaxy filled with things extremely potent to humans of this galaxy, even though it was one of the least harmful from back there.

"Ha! With this, he should be dead!"

Lilith screamed, huffing and wheezing for air, as that combination technique had drained her severely. She looked at the others who were slowly descending to the ground, clearly worn out as well.

"Damn that bastard. Before I met him, something like this would have had no effect on me."

Complained Beatrice, the representative of gluttony who was said to contain near infinite power. She was a contender for Supreme Emperor until she met Hades.

She looked at the scorched land and scowled. She could at least now sleep better, knowing that the bastard Hades wouldn't be causing trouble anymore.

"N-no way!"

Ariel screamed, attracting the attention of all the girls. They looked at her direction and saw the frightened beauty pointing towards the public toilets.

Although confused, they soon understood why she was frightened and were all shocked as well, mouths hanging.

***

Hades opened his eyes as he took in his surroundings. Nothing had happened, which meant the whole thing was just a scam to scare him. He let out a heavy breath then growled. He would attend to the pranksters as soon as he was done with his business.

The whole one hour he spent watching the series and not doing what he actually needed to do and his stomach hurt badly.