" people talking ".

' mc thinking '


imma try to keep this fanfic on the lighter side this is hopefully just one of the couple of the chapters that are like that if you know what I mean like darker ...hopefully thanks for reading people and when you die I hope you all get reincarnated with wishes :)
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"Hello my name is Alexander Maximus. truth yes I know it's a awesome name it's almost as awesome as me before I died. though right now I'm just floating in some dark void but that's for later right now I'll talk about my life .

now before I died dear readers where shall hmm let's start obviously from child hood ok so I was a orphan never knew my parents or wanted to honestly. we were on the lower end of poor barely enough to get bye not because we didn't get money but because the fat bastard of a director took the money for himself and his whore of a wife who might I add fucked anything that moved. as the testament of many of the males that left the orphanage confirmed that fact and not to mention the bastard also sold some of the children too. we just woke up one day and They were just gone. and when ever anyone asked they all just said they were adopted now don't ask about it again or you'll go into the chamber and trust me folks you don't want to know what that was".

ok now skip a couple of years to when I was 10 I walked into the police department and walked up to a detective and said " sir can you help me please " the kind detective told me "hey kid where's you're parents what's you're name why are you here " "Sir my name is Alexander maximum truth I don't have parents and I'm here because I have information about a two pedophiles, a child slavery ring, embezzlement, neglect, child abuse, money laundering, drug mules, rape, torture and just being shitty people and need less to say the people people in charge of the orphanage were all put in jail and the police busted the largest drug and human trafficking ring to date.

the kids were sent to good orphanages and the government cracked down on orphanages in a good way they were watched closer they were inspected regularly in all things financially and things like that that in that process 14 more rings were discovered and busted and the rest common citizens all across the world rallied and civilly marched for world wide law passed be governments to do many things but the most important things are that children all across the world were taken care of and given homes food shelter education all funded be the government a few other things that this world wide protest did was affect the homeless, the veterans and the prisons and so need less to say my name was a world wide house hold name this day I walked into that police department was named the day of truth after my last name and hey remember that kind detective I told you about his name was Jake peralta ( from Brooklyn nine nine the tv show I'm sorry I've been watching that show recently and it was the only police name I could think of ) he decided to adopt me after knowing some of the things that happened to me after he adopted me he put Me into school and I discovered that it was easy too easy so after a year of going to school I told Jake that and he just decided to home school me with his wife Rosa Diaz ( I swear I ship them and I can see most of ff.net does too)

Jake tought me things like life skills detective skills and book smarts he learned them for me I was happy there and Rosa tought me close quarters combat and weapon training from anything to throwing stars to sniper rifles ya and by 15 I was collage level in most subjects so i enrolled into a few collages got my self a couple dozen degrees and phds after collage when I was 23 I wanted to travel the world so I decided to learn some languages so by the time I was 25 I knew.....most languages and for the next 10 years I wondered the world got some awards Jake was especially proud of me when I won the world record for eating pizza and Rosa was especially proud when I want the qcq world tournament I returned home when I was 37 I decided to become a detective like my dad and mom did that for a couple more years picked up a couple more skills here and there cooking, piano,violin to name a few retired when I was 61 after mom and dad died and some time in the next fourty years I died. and now my fine folks here I am floating in a black but some how also white void. I don't know how that even works but yeah. "so how did like my story God ?".

I looked directly to my right "even though you probably already know all that don't you ?" I smirked when a figure emerged from the darkness the figure let out a slight chuckle "how did you know I was there very few people in existence can even sense me ?" I shrugged my non existent shoulders " bitch I don't know I just know you were there " the figure stopped walking for a moment and gaped in shock "it has been trillions of years since someone called me bitch...
but I like you kid I'm God don't really remember my name so just name me whatever I forgive you "

I nodded and said "ok than 'hmm let's see to describe you're appearance I'd describe it as majestic/powerful/ something else I just can't put my hand on it but to actually describe you you're some 6'7 with a full head of black hair the sides were trimmed and the top was swept back but still slightly to the front I guess a beautiful face tho no homo bro a short trimmed white beard because all ROBs need long white beards and I think I'll name you Jameson it's simple enough but if you say it in a posh british accent it still fits well how do you like it and while I'm talking here where exactly is here ?"

the figure now Jameson stroked his beard and mutterd jameson huh jameson, james son, jemiesson, it's bond james bond,he obviously said that with a british accent jaaaaameson huh yes yes I quite like it ". he nodded again. " and to answer your second question we are in...somewhere you don't to need to know".

"oh come on I assume I'm going through hell so why don't you tell me I promise I won't telll pleeese " I said well giving jameson puppy dog eyes ( for some reason that one sentence made me very uncomfortable )

"shhhh no you're not need to know about this place but on other hands you're not going to hell but you're going to be reincarnated with a couple wishes and a system only for viewing stats nothing else".

"but that's la-". I started to say before james cut me off and said " before you start complaining and sucking up to me about it I'm going to explain a few things on why you're getting reincarnated there's a few reasons 1 you're a fucking genius, 2 because you reported you're orphanage and caused a world wide reformation and saved billions and the some of those billions you saved did many great things just the time we've spent talking 20,000 years have passed and there still celebrating truth day to this day number 3 they created a religion around you not enough to make you a god but enough to get special treatment I'm the after life number 4 you remind my of myself when I was a wee lad I see you practically when ever you win. number 5 because I feel like it so it there you are ". you have 4 wishes what world do you want to get reincarnated into and you can choose either to create you're background or you're body no extremely large modification for both and if you do I'll make some restrict but small things are fine if you go overboard I'll add some restrictions and the wishes can be anything except to the three Os ".


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"yesss my dream came true " I did a little jig in place and celebrated ' I've been wanting this since I picked up my first reincarnation fanfic ahhh I'm so exited ok Alex be cool be cool ' " ok james I'll choose the naruto world to be reborn in and I'll choose my background but I'll get in that later for now my wishes are

number one' every different world ( anime manga movie tv show game whatever) I get three new wishes.

number two' absolute complete and total time minupliation .

number three: absolute complete and total space minupliation .

number four: absolute complete and total reality minupliation .


I looked at james and waited for his response " okay now there's two things that can't be wished for no more wishes but as you came up with it I'll accept it but it will only be one wish and it has to be a whole new world you can't fool me I know you were planning to bunny hop between naruto and some other world when you powerful enough in space minupliation over and over again but those wishes were smart if you look at the picture that the author is going to be posting in the comments of this paragraph that shows the full potential of you're wishes its quite overpowered now tell me you're background and I'll specify the specifics ".


"ok than my background will be I am a royalty from the land of whirlpools and I will be born with the legendary trait that has only been seen twice in the whole uzamaki clan once was the founder and second was the elder of whirlpools protecting it and I will be the third I will be born with three tones of hair red and two other colors I'll leave that for you

A/N that means you fine folks what three tone hair color will it be in my indecisiveness is rearing it's head right now thanks I'll shout out whoever ones I like if anyone even reads this ok bye


but the trait grants me that my body will accept and produce whatever has been implanted in me ( example plant a sharingan in me and I will start producing uchiha blood ) and it will become a part of me and automatically purifies my blood so by the time I reach 10 my blood will be purer that the founder especially with the ritual that is given to the barer of the legendary trait that implants two sharingan bakugans the ketsuryugan combined so I'll be producing there and by the time I'm 10 I'll I'll have purer blood than the founders of those three clans and also blood of the clans of every single kekki tota mora genkai from the past present and future (they already had time travel in naruto so I'm just making it so that they did that even earlier than in the anime or movie I don't rembert) and attribute that has been collected be the uzamaki clan through the years I'll still have to work for these powers like I don't automatically become op I want to work for these powers and after being trained for 13 year old after being trained in all there Is to be trained in as much as I can in 13 years I'm sent to kahona with kushina so I'm not there when the massacre happens but that will see what happens there " ....….. I stop there and look at james " it that to much ".


james replied with " very much so ..... but I can allow for some restrictions 1 you're memory will be sealed of this life except a few important things. and every birthday you will be given the option to unlock one out of three choices of memories/skills by the system.....I suggest picking the option for family later on on you're life but that's just a suggestion from a old man but now number 2 you've got to master a kekkai to unlock a new one and you have to awaken the ketsuryugan and sharingan and bakugans you're self and also for you're wishes they will be starting from scratch but with enough training for realistically you could become one of the most powerful beings alive also I suggest you find you're purpose in life you're going to be alive for a very long time and unless you want to just be burned out and just float find you're purpose and strive for it and never let it escape


" I will thank you " I bowed and humbly said " thank you jameson for this even if you say I I saved billions it doesn't feel like it but thank you for everything and off that deep stuff how many people can say they met and right after have named God so you're welcome that's something welp that all I have to say thank you". God lifted his hand and before he snapped his finger to send me to my new life I said "I'll meet you again and next time it will be when I'm challenging you for the throne of God"

he and I both grinned and nodded and each other " than I better start training again I'll be waiting good bye Alex ". he snapped his finger and than it was dark....



thanks for reading if you see any mistakes tell me I'll try to fix it there isn't a solid schedule for chaps and there prob never will but I hope you all enjoy and thank you all for reading
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God bless author out byeee :)