As God said that, I cursed him in my heart. "How dare you trick me like that. I could have been OP, do you know the implications of this? Now I'll have to start from the bottom like everyone else, granted with a little extra, but still, not fair"
"I don't care, you already made your wish. Have fun in the Naruto World. Bye."
I felt my by body being pushed through a vortex as God said that. I looked around me and all I saw were tiny little marbles, almost like the kind you see at the end of the movie, Men in Black. I would assume this is the multiverse. For the next half hour or so, I was stuck being sucked at unimaginable speeds towards what I would assume is Naruto.
30 minutes later...
"Finally," I think to my self, "I'm free from that horrendous ride. I'm never doing that again." As the Naruto universe gets closer and closer to me, I start to think, 'Am I going to born the conventional way, or am I going to start at the age of three? Oh God, please let me be three. I'm sorry for cursing at you earlier.'
*No response*
Then suddenly everything went black.
I opened my eyes in suspense. I found that I couldn't. 'Dammit' I cursed inwardly. I have to be born again. That means I have to sit through 9 months of doing nothing. It's not like I can practice chakra control while I'm floating I my mother's womb?
Ding: System activation is commencing
Ding: Please do not turn off system
'How would I even turn it off' I thought, always wondering why systems say that. It's not like people would do that in the first place.
Ding: Please do not turn off system.
"OK I got you system you don't have to repeat your self"
Ding: Please do not turn off system
"Please stop saying that I get it. I have to stay here for 9 months. That won't help
Ding: System is 0.1% done
commencing.
Ding: Estimated time of completion, 6 months 8 days 3 hours and 34 minutes.
Ding: Please say countdown to look at countdown.
Ding: To get rid of ding, go to system notifications when system is commenced.
'I have a feeling it's going to be a very long 9 months'
'What to do to pass the time? Have philosophical debates? No, since the existence of God puts a whole new perspective on them. What about thinking about past memories? No, because I can't really do that. It's not how my brain works. How about I start making future plans for Naruto? Yeah, general ones but if I don't know what time period I start in, then it's kinda useless. So I seriously have to wait here and do nothing until the system commences? Fuck me.'
'I guess I'll annoy the system then'
'Countdown'
Ding: 6 months 8 days 3 hours and 33 minutes
'I now know what Kakashi went through when Itachi put him under Tsukuyomi. Fuck that.'
6 months 8 days 3 hours and 32 minutes later...
'1,238,987 sheep jump over the fence. 1,238,988 sheep jump over the fence.'
Ding: System is about to commence in 0 months 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 45 seconds left.
'44'
'43'
'God this is too slow I should get a achievement or something after doing literally nothing for over 6 months.'
'38'
'...'
'37'
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'3'
'2'
'1'
Ding: System has commenced