"Dammit I'm late for the bus" Kyle says fumbling with his notes, quickly stuffing his notebook and laptop in his bag.
"Dude you're leaving already?" says a tired voice.
"Shut up mike it's your fault, this place has thin walls, I couldn't sleep with you and your girlfriend moaning" Kyle says annoyed. "Isn't that right sugar puss" he says mockingly. Although it wasn't pleasant Kyle did find the stuff they said funny.
"Yeah, yeah whatever, Virgin lord" Mike retorts.
"Hey i said I'm not a virgin, I fu-" Kyle quickly defends himself but gets cut off.
"Ha like anyone believes that, then where's this girl at now huh" Mike laughs.
"Ugh whatever dude, I'm going, don't have sex in the kitchen, that's disgusting"
"I can't promise that boyo, because in the heat of passion and se-" Kyle slams the door shut.
'No thanks mike, I'm not listening to that again'.
Making his way out of his building, he does a light run towards the bus stop. Checking his watch, "Good, I've got time".
Kyle lets out a sigh, 'God i need money, and more time, project and test coming up and i'm too broke for laundry, good thing we have lunch cards though'.
Crossing the street a car suddenly swerves and heads right for him.
"Well shit".
CRASSHH.
Kyle is flung into the air like a rag doll.
'Why is the world upside down, oh wai-'
Splat, Kyle lands on the pavement head first.
Suddenly a bright light shines, 'woah am I, dead?'
'Wait, I'm dead, holy shit, I'm dead, is this heaven, no wait I didn't go to church at all, soooo hell?'
'Ahh geez' Kyle closes his eyes because of the light shinning brighter.
Then he hears a noise, 'Wait is that people talking?'
"Hey kid, move it before I shove you out of the way"
Opening his eyes, Kyle is flabbergasted by what he saw.
What seems like an alley way with so many people and aliens, Wait aliens?
"What the hell, why is everything so big" Kyle mutters to himself.
"What is this? this Isn't heaven, where am I"
Suddenly he is pushed from behind. Falling to his Knees in pain, "Ow what the heck" he says, agitated, "Who the fuck pushed me" turning around he see a boy no older that 10 but he was huge, not buff huge but fat huge. Behind him two other kids were nearby.
'What the heck, a kid pushed me, where are your manners' looking down to check his knees he is again shocked to what he saw.
"My hand, why is it small" touching his face 'what the heck is happening to me'.
'what is going on, am I dead?, is this hell? what?'
The kid who pushed him, suddenly punches Kyle who was unprepared and caught off guard, "Annoying shit, I said move, you weakling" the fat kid says, which got his friends laughing.
'Ow' kyle thought falling to the ground, 'That hurt'.
"Fucking kid doesn't know any manners" kyle says, which prompted the kid to turn around.
"What did you just say?" said the kid, standing on top of Kyle.
'alright punching kids is illegal, but I'm a kid, or well i think i am'
"You're in for some pain now" the big kid says.
'Oh shit, i don't know how to fight, but I'll be dammed if i get beaten up by a kid'.
Lifting his leg Kyle and using all of his strength, he lets out a kick, right to the kid's groin.
"Ooof" the fat kid gasps and whimpers which then lead to sceaming, then to crying.
"Dude, he just kicked Gorvin in the dick" one of the fat kid his name Gorvin apparently says.
"What should we do?" said the other kid.
"Fuck him up!!!" Gorvin says. Which snapped the two in attention and began heading towards Kyle.
'Shit, gotta get up' scrambling to his feet and putting up his hands in a somewhat defensive but awkward stance.
'Alright now i could probably kick their balls again, it could work a second time but I'm not sure about a third, then punch to the neck then, wait that could kill him' but Kyle was interrupted with his inner monologue by an on coming swing from one of the two kids.
Kyle, instinctively raises his hands and kicks, but hit's nothing but air. 'What the he-'
PAT!
A clean hit on his nose and Kyle is brought to the ground, 'damn, his arm, was longer than my leg, Christ how small am I?'.
Falling to the ground with his nose bleeding, shit, I can't see. Letting out a random kick, feeling some contact and bone snapping along with a scream.
'Woah, i hit his knee, where's the other guy'.
"Crap Jason, your leg said the other kid running over to Jason.
"Ahhhh, it hurts, it hurts, it's broken, fuck".
Standing up Kyle looks at the two on the ground, one was writhing in pain and the other worried and terrified.
"damn, both of you are useless" said the fat kid gorvin, standing up slowly but surely.
'Damn his up' Kyle thought. 'i need a weapon, sharp blunt anything will work I need to scare them off'.
Looking around Kyle realized how dumb he was, empty bottles and rusty pipes where everywhere well this place looks like a dump especially this ally.
'Would you look at that, now the problem is, gorvin and his friends are in the way'.
Sighing to himself Kyle mutter "Fuck me" and runs right at them.
"Ha this little fucker has some balls" gorvin laughs.
"Hey Armin, stop him" gorvin says to the other kid.
"What me?" Armin asked.
"Who else dingus, the idiot is just running in"
Meanwhile Kyle though of a plan and just before reaching Armin he slide tackles his legs.
"Sorry, kid but YOLO" and his feet connects with the legs of the stunned Armin.
ARGHHHHH!!!! Armin cries out.
"FUCK, not again" gorvin sighs in frustration and begins to run towards Kyle.
"You're dead now you little shit".
"I don't think so" Kyle replys, standing up and holding a rusty pipe.
"Ha, how are you gonna hit me with that pipe, look at your arms" gorvin says pulling his arm for a punch.
To which Kyle turns to the side, lifting his left leg, bringing his arms up raising the pipe. Then slams his foot to the ground turning his waist and swinging his arms.
"I was in AAA fool" with the pipe hitting gorvin in his stomach.
"Ooooof" gorvin groans in pain and gasps for air. falling to his knees to catch his breath.
'Damn the swing is a bit weak, but it'll have to do'. walking over to the fallen gorvin who was dying to catch his breath.
"See, no respect, who are you kid, and where'd you learn this kinds language?"
"Ha kid?, you not so far from that your self you fucker" gorvin says through gasps and tears.
"Hmmmm" Kyle thought, 'this is a weird place i got myself into, i need to know where I'm at and what i should be doing'.
"Hey where are we?" Kyle asks gorvin.
"ha do you have worms for brains yo-" but before gorvin could finish Kyle sends a kick to his face. gorvin whimpers in pain.
Sigh, "I'll ask again, and next time you don't answer me, I'm gonna use this pipe here" gesturing to the rusty pipe he's holding.
"Gahh, ok, ok," gorvin groans, "We're in the lower level's of Coruscant".
"Ahh ok" Kyle says, 'well I at least I know where I'm at'
"Ok another question" Kyle says lifting and tossing the pipe between his hands.
Making gorvin whimper.
"What's Coruscant?"