In the ancient Greece there was a quite clever boy, and his name was Socrates.Socrates believed that the more we know the more stupid we appeard. When he was talking to someone, frequently managed to make the other person see the weak points of its own reflection. He became Interested in the studies of the being, which is nothing more but to reflect about your own existence and himself. He was offered a spot at the legislative of Athens, however the immesurable happened.
Socrates was walking with his followers, when his legs failed and he felt head first to the ground. He then lost consciousness and everything went dark.
When he woke up, he wasn't able to see a palm ahead, Socrates was in a palpable darkness, to the point where he could fell a force in the air putting up a resistance, and that's when a thin and sharp voice said:
Shit! Damnit I fucked up!
For Zeus who are you? Where I'm? What happened to me?
I should be the one asking you, who are you? You were not the person that should've died and do not say my name in vain.
I'm Socrates of Athens. And you, who would you be?
I am the one that should not be named by a moron mortal
How bold-faced of you. I presented myself and you are playing hard to get. Fuck you you god, if I die because I swore it will be well worth it. A god without the least notion of manners.
Ha, ha, ha! Who do you think you are, you mere mortal, I'm Zeus. More respect towards me, you stupid animal that did not paid attention to the first thing I said.
Zeusssss ????
Exactly, now what should I do with you? Should I send you to Hades? But how is that? The punishing fields are filled. But they always have one more spot. Cerberus will bark like crazy. Fuck Cerberus.
Hã? Are you fighting with yourself?
Shut the fuck up mortal. The mistake was his, you should not even be here.
Hã, who is he?
Myself
WHATTTTT?
There is not another option. I agree, unfortunately we fucked up. No, you did it. Ok, to make it up to you, young man, we shall reencarnate you and you will have the right to one desire. No, you did it. Ok, to compensate, young man, we will reencarnate you and you will have the right to one desire.
One desire from Zeus without any limits? I can ask for anything?
Yes, anything. You just can't ask to become a god or for more desires
Hmmmmmmmm. Just one desire is very important, may I think a bit about it?
I'll give you one day to think about it.
OK
One day later...
So, have you decided yet?
Yes. After a day of careful thinking I decided. My desire is to have something that can properly answer any of my questions in the right way. You can call it a guide, something that will know everything and the truth of everything.
Interesting, very interesting to be honest. It's very interesting indeed for a human to chose something like that.
I'm not just another human, I'm Socrates.
Ok, ok, I have understand that you have a exotic name and think a lot of yourself because of it. Now it's time for you to reencarnate.
Ahhhh No, not again
The darkness around him got thicker and suffocated him, as he lost his consiciouness again, falling straight into the ground. When he woke up, the place he was was completely different from the ancient Greece.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Where am I? Why can't I talk? - I thought- That damn Zeus mande me blind and mute, I just can't open my eyes.
That's because you're a fetus.- Said a mental voice.
AAAAA, who are you?- I thought- How can you read my mind?
My name is Logan, and I'm your guide. I can read your mind, so don't thinks any kind of shit, and yes, I can answer your question.
As you are my guide, I can ask you anything then. Will you answer me without any kind of restrictions?
Yes.
So where am I?
You are in Gondwana, a planet.
Hm. I didn't mean in this way, but that was my next question anyways. Where am I in Gondwana?
on the continent of Laurasia, country of Provana, city of Lauren
Ok, but more especificly, the name of countries and city are irrelevant at this point
You are in a neighborhood, in a street.
Doing what in this street?
Nothing, just talking to me
AAAAA, your useless guide.
Ouch, you hurt my feelings!
A mental voice has feelings? Come on, speak out, what happened to me?
You reencarnated and right now you are a fetus and yes, I do have feelings..