Groaning I stir myself awake from my slumber, as the maddening headache that trembles in my head fades away. I feel everything racking and bumping. Then I hear people talking... In Japanese? The heck.
'What the hell is happening?' I thought to myself while I tried to open my eyes against the blinding light.
What greets me is the ever-bright sun. I found myself sitting somewhere I don't remember.
'How the hell did I get outside? Did I get drunk when I found myself in Japan? I don't even remember drinking. Did I get kidnapped by the Yakuza?'
When my eyes finally adjusted to the light, I scanned around to see a shocking sight. I was surrounded by four other people. All of them wear bizarre clothing such as the dwarf wearing full body armor and carrying swords, knives, staves, and whatnot. Most shocking was the scantily clad beauty in front of me who seemed to wear cat ears and tails.
'How the fuck did find myself with a bunch of weird cosplayers.' I continue to scan the surrounding vicinity. I found out that I was riding a carriage being pulled by a birdlike animal I'd never seen before. 'These LARPers sure get into this.'
I find myself glancing at the cat woman who seems to notice I was finally awake. She began grinning and spoke to me.
"Hey you, you're finally awake." My mouth twitched, I felt like I was getting meme'd on. 'Are you going to say I was trying to cross the border next? Lady that line is copyrighted you know...' I was going to open my mouth to complain but I stopped.
'I need information, better not anger the one who's going to give it to me.'
I calmed myself down and asked while smiling politely the best I could.
"What happened to me?" The woman looked at me as if I was an idiot. 'Hey, lady don't look at me like that, If you and your merry band of crazies didn't look good I would have done the same!' I say you can get into Hollywood with this level of effort, your ears and tail are even moving you know!
"Ha! That's what we want to ask! You boy were sleeping soundly in the middle of the road, We even moved you here and not a single budge on your beauty sleep, we thought you were sick! Looks like I won the bet though".
Shocked, I began checking my body for injuries, and then it clicked. I notice my body, isn't my body. What was supposed to be fat and otaku-certified was replaced by a thin and pristine young body. I also realized that we have been conversing in Japanese, how? I don't know. But the answer came naturally in my weeb mind. I have been transmigrated. I was even wearing a primitive robe I didn't own.
'Shit, Shit, Shit..' What am I going to do? How am I to survive without the internet and fast food? I don't even have survival skills or technical knowledge or skills. Just how am I going to survive this?
Before I lost myself in despair, I took a deep breath and sighed in defeat before answering the real catgirl whom I accused as a cosplay fetishist.
"Honestly I don't know, next thing I knew I was here" Just why me? I don't even get to make wishes, maybe I died in my sleep? I just hope I have cheated, let's check 'status open' looks like nothing is happening.
"I'd appreciate it if you could give me water though."
The catlady laughed and said
"You must have drunk something good, here boy." handing me over a leather jug, how primitive I thought, looked like I was in a medieval backwater. I opened the jug and took a mouthful.
"Where are we headed anyway?" I asked as I handed the water jug back, better collect information now than regret it later.
"Haha! You don't even know that boy? We're headed toward the capital of the world! Orario!" She said pointing in a certain direction. This lady sure likes to laugh a lot, what a bundle of fun she is, If only I could say the same for myself.
"Orario? Sounds famili-" I stopped myself as I got a view of where she pointed, at the same time I realized how fucked I was. In the distance, I stare in awe at a ridiculously tall tower that stands surrounded by a bustling vast city. If the name and tower weren't enough to realize where I am, I'd really be an idiot, I wasn't transmigrated on a backwater medieval fantasy, I got transmigrated to a world filled with gods that play favorite, overpowered protagonists, a dungeon filled with catastrophic monsters. And worst of all, a harem show, filled with beautiful people.
As I continue to gawk at the city of adventurers. A voice, of which I instinctively knew what it was, mechanical in nature, It presented me with a hovering blue screen and it said,
[The Original Creator System has been installed! Please Enjoy Our Service]
My cheat finally came.
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