"Suit yourself!" James said, picking up his gigantic bone.
"Thats definitely no regular bone" Lei said observing his surroundings. "Its got to be some kind of artefact!"
"Ehhhh" James said taking in a gigantic breath. He leaned back as if he was going to release some kind of tremendous power.
"Who knows what kind of power s he about to unleash!" Lei said
DEER DER DERDER DER DER!
James blew into the side of the bone, causing a strange trumpet sound to echo through the feild.
"Servants!" He cried Bring me my food!
As soon as he spoke, a servant came forth, bringing him a fresh pork roast to enjoy.
As James licked his fingers, he plunged through the pork devouring it whole
"What the hell!!" Lei said watching James chow down on a mountain of meat. "You call thiis a fight?"
"My mother always told me" James said finishin ghis meal. His eyes began to grow red as his body enlarged. "You are what you eat!"