Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the undertale skeleton so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I do a genocide run I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Sans. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sans's tight bony ass. I want him to have my mutant human/skeleton babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me digging up graves. I'd dressed skeletons in my blue hoodies and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Sans again.