Fair warning these side stories could be serious, could be funny, retarded, or relevant to the plot but since I feel retarded today I gift you this monstrosity.
Inside the Path, we can Asura training in the way of the martial arts as he was halfway crossing the dragon gate till he eventually stops and said.
"Aww, I'm so fucking bored".
Asura then Revert back to his original trap form as he said.
"Cortana you say that with my Gate of existence I am the king who rules all pathways right so like can I go to any alternate reality".
[Affirmative and the good news is you can go in your original appearance while time freeze here]
"Hmm I'm bored I want to have fun, ok I please select the most chill universe where there is absolutely no law and everything goes".
[Affirmative now searching ∞ multiverse and realities possible]
[Search complete perfect universe for the host to explore]
[Universe selected Devil Artemis universe]
When Asura saw this he flipped and said
"Wait what the fuck so you are telling me that this is the universe where everything is decided by what Devil Arthemis smoke actually exists in the multiverse.
[Affirmative all paths are open up to you]
"Fuck yeah I choose this universe then".
[Understood due to the host going to comedy universe]
[The skill absolute adaptation will turn into the skill Plot armor]
[The skill loved by all will turn into the skill King of anime tites]
[The skill plot armor also has a 2nd function call anime bullshit]
[I advise the host to buy a suitable outfit for your character intro]
"Please buy anything suitable for me".
[Affirmative the system has bought ________ for 2000AP]
From there Asura dresses in the legendary _______
And when he saw it he flips.
"MY LORD I'M FUCKING BEAUTIFUL".
"Oh shit, I also got gangster shades I'm practically a walking meme now".
[The gate of existence has opened up the pathway to your destination].
From there Asura gate of existence began to open up as he saw Cell and Kermit talking with some anime bitches one been android 21, Albedo, and Froppy all around the dragon ball making a wish
"I guess it's time for me to go"
Change of POV
A group was in front of 7 dragon balls as Cell said.
"Can someone remind me why the fuck we are doing this again"? Said Cell with an unconvinced face.
Everyone look at Cell and Kermit was the one to respond.
"Well for one we are doing this for the plot and secondly someone kills Shallot". Said, Kermit with a face of stating the obvious while also pointing at Shallot's dead body.
Everyone looks at Shallot's dead body or a dirt corpse in a shark suit.
"Wait he is dead I thought he was sleeping". Said Cell in surprise and shock
"Why the fuck would Shallot be sleeping". Said Kermit with a face screaming are you retarded.
Cell simply replied
"I don't know anime bullshit". Said Cell like he was stating the obvious
"You make a fair point". Said Kermit as he replies to Cell.
"So how did he died".
"Well it's either he watches 3 episodes of Boku no Pico straight or he died from the drug overdose from that mysterious drugs he was taking last night"
"That was fucking bread crumbs how the hell can that Kill you". Said Cell in shock at the bull shit he was hearing.
Kermit simply replied.
"By the power of anime bullshit".
"Fair argument". Said Cell in acceptance of how Shaullot died.
Till everyone hears Cell junior how he reaches here is irrelevant anything is possible in this universe.
"Oh look it's everyone's favorite depressive little Cell". Kermit said while giving junior an emotionless look.
Cell gave him an annoyed look as he said.
"What the fuck do you want Junior".
Junior gave him an emotionless stare as he said.
"I came as a witness on how Shallot died".
"Oh, great let's hear it". Cell said as he prepares to hear this bullshit
"After Kermit trick Shallot by telling him Buko no Pico was high school dxd as a prank he went a watch in his shark suite but after Shallot got in by the power of anime bull shit his zipper got stuck so not only did he experience 7 days of watching Boku no pico on repeat he eventually died of starvation after a wee of torcher".
Everyone looks at Shallot Corpse then looks at Kermit who was just standing there emotionlessly looking at the crowd till Cell said.
"What the fuck Kermit".
"I regret nothing". Said Kermit proudly as he regret nothing.
"So what do you plan to do with the dragon balls Resurrect Shallot".
"Why the hell would I waste a good wish on Shallot".
"Smart answer".
Meanwhile in hell.
"Haha, I'm dead".
"I'm sure they will resurrect me soon". Said Shallot in hopes of been revive
"Ugh... me too baby".
Shallot looks at Zarbon and asks in surprise and fear.
"What the fuck how did you get here".
"Anime bullshit".
"Fair point". Shallot reply to Zarbon statement
Back at the Cell games.
"So what the hell are we wishing for Kermit".
"I'm glad you ask I found an ancient book". Kermit then pulls out a black book and showed it to Cell from there Cell pulls out his gangster sunshades like it was reading glass as he read the title of the book and he shock to find out what it was as he shouts out.
"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS A NECROMONICA WHERE THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET THIS". Cell asks Kermit with a curious look
"Oh, Santa clause gave it to me".
Everyone then looks at Santa clause as he said.
"Hohoho Bitches".
Said Sasuke dresses in a Santa clause suite.
"Anyways what are you going to need this for".
"Aww I'm glad you ask Cell I read this last night and I decide to summon a God".
"Wait what".
"A God really well I'm out". Said Cell in major disappointment but stop when he heard Kermit's next statement.
"But not just any God I am going to summon the God of anime tities and ask him to give me infinite anime bitches I read that if you collect all seven dragon balls as a catalyst with 3 or more anime bitch as an offering you can summon him.
When Cell heard this he flips as he said.
"Kermit you are a fucking genius let do this". Said Cell in excitement
"Ok let get started". Replied Kermit
"So how do we summon him".
"It simple it all in here first collect 7 dragon balls as a catalyst, prepare 3 anime bitches as an offering, and say the secret chant".
"Ok simple enough we have anime bitches but what the chant".
"Fear, not cell leaves this to me this is the language of the God mere mortal can not understand this that why by the power anime bull-Shit I thought myself this secret language".
"You do know your reading it backward right". Said Cell to Kermit as he had the Necromonica backward".
"Oh, my bad wait my bad again it's English". Said, Kermit
"Well let get to the summoning".
From there Kermit then went in front of the dragon balls as he said.
"Abracadabra".
"Wait that it". Cell asks in surprised
"Yeat that it".
From there the dragon ball glow as a giant gate appeared and from it came Drip Asuramaru.
Asura came out with his new outfit, drip as he looked at the people below him as he said.
"Yo".
"My fucking God he is beautiful". Said Cells in shock
"And he has the drip too". Kermit said as he respects his gangster
While the bitches be tripping.
"My fucking God I want your power pole". Android 21 drooling like she found a tasty meal
"I have huge anime tities take me now," Said Albedo
"I like sucking". Said Froppy
Asura look at all this as he said.
"Hahaha time to fuck shit up".
[To be continued]