Asura was walking toward the garden and to his surprise, all the thing were set for his tea party 5 luxurious tables were already set each having four-chair each but he notices that at the center there is a red royal couch and like monarch he is he gladly takes it all for himself as he lies down on it.
But Asura notices something as he said.
"After my battle, Jormungandr I never did change or bought an outfit."
Asura then uses the water molecules in the air to wash himself off and bought something from the system called clean gum, a gum that eats all dirt of the boy while leaving an amazing scent and right after he uses it, it burns to nothing it purposed has been fulfilled.
Now clean Asura now enjoys the amazing early morning breeze blowing on his skin but he decides to buy something to wear as he said to Cortana.
"Cortana buy an outfit that goes with this body".
[Affirmative now buying Volos sleeves armor]
[A total of 150,000DP has been extracted you have 1,200,000DP remaining]
From there a gold light surrounds Asura and when he looks he was amazed by his new outfit if anything he looks like something straight out of cultivation RPG as he had on a sleeveless skin-tight shirt with a gold snake-like pattern from chest going up to his neck.
While he wore a white and gold majestic gown that almost reached the ground he still had on his pants and goth-like boot underneath, he also noticed that a hole was created in both the pants and the gown allowing him to move his white snake tale freely without restraints.
Then on both arms were full-arm gauntlets white and gold almost demonic snake as all his fingers were now sharp golden claws and his upper arms had two gems that look like blue shining eyes.
Asura new outfit exactly the same as this: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/796503884080888962/
When Asura saw this he said to Cortana.
"I'm digging the swag and awesomeness but armor as badass and expensive as this can not be just for show cant it please do appraised".
Volos sleeveless armor: Forged from the bones and skin of the dead serpent God Volos this armor has the ability to absorb kinetic energy and release it back at the enemies when the user desires it also the durability 100x stronger than that of diamonds along with the ability to turn kinetic energy, solar energy, or raw energy as extra mana for the user so in a sense a wearable battery armor.
When Asura saw this he was shocked because with this he has something close to infinite mana well it depends on how much it can store.
From there Asura began to hear the voice he has already gotten used to which was the voice of the world.
{The snake of deceit is digging the new look}
{The mother of all beast is interested in your armor}
{The god of forging Is interested in the insane quality of your armor}
{Cthulu greets Asura}
{Gaia is pleased to see you}
{The primordial spirit of Nature is pleased to see you}
When Asura saw this he smiles as he says.
"I see all my lovely viewers minus Poseidon is doing great".
{Poseidon says go fuck yourself}
"I will go fuck myself when you stop been a virgin fish breath"
At These words, all the higher existence start to laugh at Poseidon.
{All higher existence is laughing at Poseidon".
{Poseidon has left the chat}.
When Asura saw this he was please as he said.
"Ahh, what a great way to start off the morning".
Asura was so happy that Poseidon's social status was deteriorating so fast he didn't even notice Ram pushing a tea cart towards him as she said.
"Asura sama your tea is ready and Rem is already working on breakfast along with desert and shall come to your side as soon as it finishes.
"Oh, Ram I see well then please pour me a cup".
Ram then began to pour Asura a cup of tea and as he places it in his mouth she waits in anticipation for its answer Asura then began to drink the tea and when he looks at Ram with eyes fill with she then said.
"So how is it Asura-Sama".
Asura then smiled which send floods of joy inside Ram's heart as to how handsome he looked in his new attire as Asura like the gangster he is simply said.
"It tastes like crap".
Bam!
Ram drops to the ground in despair while Asura just continues drinking as he continues.
"It also too hot it doesn't even have sugar wait those have sugar no what the hell is this salt".
Ram began vomiting blood as she said.
"I deserve to be crucified for tainting Asura-Sama glorious mouth".
Asura then drank some more as he heard Cortana's voice.
[The Host has been poison by nothing but Luxurious tea leaves but thankfully you are resistant to all poison as it strengthens your power even further]
"Well look at the bright side Ram you have a great talent for creating Poison without even trying"
Ram fainted because she couldn't take it anymore Asura then took what appears to be a steam potato and began eating as he said.
"At least the potatoes are delicious it so good I might actually want more later".
And all of a sudden Ram came back to life as she said.
"Asura sama really think so well Ram shall feed you as much steam potatoes as you want".
"Sure but please tell Rem to brew me some tea".
"Right away Asura sama and also Emilia and Natsumi say give them an hour to get ready and to take bath then they will come and see you".
"Very well then you have permission to leave".
Ram then bows before Asura with grace as she instantly disappears again.
"I swear what up with that speed sigh whatever Cortana can you please show some skill that would go good with all my bodies".
[Affirmative now showing that is compatible with your soul]
[Eldritch awareness: 300,000DP]
[Imaginary vision 100,000,000DP]
[Omni dilation: 8,000,000AP]
[Soul Manipulation: 300,000DP]
Weapons that are compatible with all bodies
[Vacuity chopsticks: 1,500AP]
When Asura saw this, he was amazed and he asks Cortana to appraise all these abilities, so she did.
Eldritch awareness: You will instantly know when somebody is talking about you or is plotting something behind your back but this will only work on those weaker than you or at least the same realm as you or as long as you have a strong bond with them with this ability you can teleport to anyone who has the guts to talk about you even if they are in an entirely different star system in a whole you can also see through their eyes and once this ability has marked you it is permanent.
Imaginary vision: have you ever had an imaginary friend when you were younger have you ever wonder what other people imaginative friend look like or what they could do well this abilty gives you the weird abilty to control every imagination friend and believe me some kids even make their imagination friends god-like this ability allow you to touch things that should never be touch nor seen.
Omni dilation: The absolute ability to control the size of all things you can trap someone in the quantum realm or even travel there yourself or grow to the size of a galaxy but this ability cant make you grow infinitely but it can make you shrink infinitely.
Soul manipulation: The soul is so much more than what everyone picture it to be as it is the core of all existence it what makes you who you are this ability give you absolute control over the soul of any weaker than you if you combine this ability with the astral form you may even be able to cross the astral plane but be warned the astral plane is the most dangerous dimension in all of creation as hold some very power been and outer-worldly creature within it.
Vacuity chopstick: an indestructible chopstick by this world term that has the ability to separate space and create mini black holes.
When Asura saw these abilities and what they could do it completely shocked him an especially imaginary vision and Omni-dilation as he knows what he would be capable of doing if he gets his hands on any of them but he found Eldritch awareness and soul manipulation along with Vacuity chopstick were extremely useful.
"Cortana please buy the 2 skills and the chopstick".
[Affirmative now purchasing requesting order]
[Congradulation You have gained the Primordial skill Eldritch awareness]
[Congradulation you have gained the Primordial skill soul manipulation]
[Congradulation you have received the world level treasure Vacuity chopsticks]
From there Asura felt immense pain as if something was eating away his mind as it molds it into something that should never be touch.
"Awwww the assimilation is fucking painful my god". Said Asura but little did Asura know it was just begging
From their Asura entire head began to be filled with voices all at once as he heard.
"I fail as a servant to think I poison Asura-Sama". Said Ram in a sorrowful voice
"Asura, Asura, Asura, Asura, Asura, Asura, Asura". Said Rem as she was cooking while in deep thinking
"Yahoo an early morning bath is exactly what I need but I wonder what Asura wants to see me for. Said Natsumi.
"I want to know about my parents but I never had the time to ask Asura maybe he is free today after all he did request to see me". Said, Emilia with a voice full of hope
"I feel so strange not being able to see your future as this the first time the gospel had been taken away from me by Asura". Said Julia.
"NOOOO in fact it cant be finish I need the next volume from Asura I supposed". Said Beatrice who was crying in despair
"Are we almost their I swear to think I would be visiting this witch spawn domain why won't Julia simply hand over Asura seal to me It would be in better hands if I held it. Said Priscilia.
"Do you have a death wish if those god damn twins don't kill you he will if you step out of boundaries trust me I know how cruel higher entities can be"? Said Al in fear at the stupid remark Priscilia made".
"I am finally here well then Demon God what will show me. Said Petra as she was been lead to Julia's office by Ram.
"In accordance to the Solomon household everlasting covenant, we shall find out the master location and serve him once more". Said a handsome white hair man holding a magic staff and a blue pendant around his neck.
"Let's go Julius time is money and the longer we waste the less time I will have discussing business with Asura".
"Have you hear the legend of the demon god Mammon". Said a random woman.
"Some say he greedy while others say he is noble". Said an old man as he told a bedtime story to his grandkids.
"I will kill you, I will kill you, I will kill you MAMMON"! Said an enrage black hair little girl crying over the half-eaten body of many people as she was been soak in blood and rain.
"Demon is cool looking I want to be demon just like Mammon". Said a little girl as she draws a picture of Mammon.
"Brother please save me Brother, brother, brother, brother". Said a beautiful pink hair loli demoness that looks like a succubus and a vampire but she was nailed to a cross surrounded by what appear to be even more Vampires dress in church-like attire.
"Mammon my ass it probably some oni trying to relive a fake legend of old". Said a random teenage boy
"It appears that the promised time is Near for us to meet our Lord and king Mammon as it was foretold within Artoria last oracle". Said a blonde hair man sitting on a throne talking to a blonde hair girl.
"If you guys don't be good girls Mammon will come and eat you". Said a mom scolding her twins.
"We need to get the demon sword of endless desire as it is the last piece of the great old one seal even if we kill all the life present in that mansion". Said some creepy guys in cult attire with an octopus tattoo on their back.
Asura began to scream in pain as he said.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up"
"Mammon sama sure is cute even if he looks like a girl awww Mammon why can't I stop thinking about you. Said a certain green and blue-haired girl that had planet earth-looking pupils as eyes.
"I will find Mammon I have to tell him they are coming I can't allow him to be any sadder than he is they already took Artoria away from him if they take her away from him too I-I-I don't know what will happen to this wo... but before the young looking girl could say anything she passed out from dehydration.
"Uah AhHHHHH Mammon take me now," Said a lustful snake girl
"Just shut up already"
Asura continues to hear the voice of every single one that was talking about him or had some bad intention to him it was like his mind was taking in too much at once the system couldnt help him as he was assimilating the ability but he heard the voice of the world and with it came his salvation.
{Cthulu is shocked that you achieved Eldritch awareness and has taken on some of the insanity upon himself till you adjust properly he is proud to see you are coming along finely as a future outer God}
{Gaia notices your mind is slightly mentally damaged and will put you to sleep so she can ease your pain}
From there Asura went numb as he fell unconscious lying on the royal red couch peacefully from their many forest animal all came to Asura as they began to heal him of course these were all Gaia Incarnation.
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Change of POV
Petra was walking the long dirt road toward the Roswal domain to start her first day of work and also the first day of her mission normally she is confident in her abilities as there are so few people that knows of her existence but for some reason, Petra couldnt shake off the feeling she was walking into a dragon den.
And when she was walking she noticed something that should not be possible something that she has never experienced before.
Bam
"Haa how in the world is this possible".
Petra looks upon a tree and saw an army of squirrels at least 100 of them all have a nut in their hands and they start booming at her.
"Ha, what the hell that rare an army of angry squirrels that something you don't see every day".The squirrel relentlessly starts booming Pandora as to say get the fuck out".
"It would appear to be that you guys hate me that interesting".
The squirrel then all squeak in unison but they were so angry it sounds extremely scary.
S̷̢̨̗̙̣̮͐̃̓̋͂͜͝͝͠Q̶͖́̌͂̈́̐͐͂̂̂̌̊̌̕U̶̧̳̭̙̱̜̰͓͚̫̗̫͐̈́͒͐̐̔̀̃̐̓̌Ȩ̷̹̼̯̻̭̈̋͒̀̍͆̋Ǎ̶̘̰̪̞̳̜̆͐̈́͂̐̆̓̌̆͘̚͠Ǩ̵͉̬͉̣̘̱̼̯͖̲͎͌͐͐̒̿̀
When Pandora heard this she was shocked but was very entertained at what was happening before her as she said.
"Oh me oh my that wasn't cute at all to think you bunch of trouble makers could make such a scary sound".
The squirrel keeps booming Pandora with all kinds of things but they never reach almost like it didn't exist rock, twigs, nuts, Appas even beetles were been stone at Pandora.
As the squirrel keeps booming she grows tired of them as she said while using her abilty.
"All squirrels shall cease their anger".
All the squirrels then stop and look at each other as if saying.
"Is this bitch delusional does really think words can stop us"?
Pandora was happy they stop but she got the shock of her life when she looks at all of them as they were sticking up their middle paw while some were patting their asses as to say you can kiss or tiny asses.
And one of the squirrels boom a fresh pile of squirrel dong in Pandora's head.
When she saw this she then said in a calm voice.
"All projectiles within 50 meters will cease to exist".
And all the squirrel ammunition just disappeared and even the dong on Pandora's head was gone.
"Now be a good set of adorable animals and go your merry way". Said Pandora in a calm emotionless voice.
But to Pandora surprised her ability did not work yet again normally the world move at her will so do the animals but as she steps into the Roswaal domain it was like her rule over all nature was taken away from her.
She looks at an army of tiny delinquents as she notices something unbelievable.
Squirrel POV
Squirrel chief: What happens to projectiles
Squirrel 1: Uknown sir
Squirrel chief: What the nut's do you mean unknown find more we need to chase away the intruder trying to enter the king's domain
Squirrel 4: You are aware that our Lord still isn't aware of our existence
Squirrel chief: All the more reason to prove our worth find then release the Armada we are going in
Squirrel 16: Sir are you aware of how dangerous that little girl is at best we could only stall for time till the lord notices something is wrong.
Squirrel chief: Men we are but a small and humble race but even so I refused for us stand down this is war either we thrived for victory or we die, men die in a war, in the end, our blood shall return to mother Earth and become one with Gaia but if you are too coward and not brave enough then turn around with your tail under your fury asses or face the enemy head-on like a dragon.
With the words of the squirrel chief, all others under him began to Squeak in unison.
"Men charge as if it is your last rage, my fury soldiers".
Pandora POV
Pandora watch as the army of tiny squirrels began to do what can only be seen as leader squirrel giving a motivational speech to the cannon fodder below but to her, it sounds like this.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak".
Then all of a sudden she heard the Scariest squeak once again.
S̷̢̨̗̙̣̮͐̃̓̋͂͜͝͝͠Q̶͖́̌͂̈́̐͐͂̂̂̌̊̌̕U̶̧̳̭̙̱̜̰͓͚̫̗̫͐̈́͒͐̐̔̀̃̐̓̌Ȩ̷̹̼̯̻̭̈̋͒̀̍͆̋Ǎ̶̘̰̪̞̳̜̆͐̈́͂̐̆̓̌̆͘̚͠Ǩ̵͉̬͉̣̘̱̼̯͖̲͎͌͐͐̒̿̀
From there all the squirrels start to run down the tree branches and began flying towards Pandora with faces prepared to face their last.
Pandora watch as the army of angry flying squirrels came to face her as she began clapping her hand with tears going down her eyes as she said.
CLAP
CLAP
CLAP
"SUBARASHII"
The flying squirrels surround Pandora's entire body nibbling into her throat going from the inside eating her from the inside out nibling and puncturing important organs till she died or that what they thought.
The squirrels were still nibbling and clawing Pandora's dead body and they were so serious and focus on the task that they didn't know she just respawns behind them as she said.
"You guys are such a violent bunch of cute squirrels I don't think you guys belong here so you can go where all the scary mabeast are in the center of the forest".
The army squirrel turns to kill her again but they just vanish from Pandora sight by now they should be running for their tiny lives as they avoid an army of hungry Wolgrams.
Pandora then said.
"Becaus of you all I'm late I have to hurry".
Pandora then began to leave and she did reach in time but just reaching the mansion was a hassle it like nature itself was turning against her.
Mosquito ate her alive by the army on several occasion many hard fruits drop in her head, she was attacked by a family of snakes bird shit on her hell even the wind was against her like what are the chances centipede poison and dust blowing in her eyes every 30 seconds and let not forget giant hole just form underneath like it was natural.
Pandora did reach but she was brutally abused by nature everything was turning against her have you ever heard or seen 10 feet tornadoes ever form out of nowhere ripping their victim with a brutally compress vacuum then disappearing after it confirms you dead.
"What the hell is happing there is no magic present I do not sense an authority nor a divine blessing it like nature is doing this of it own free will".
Pandora finally reaches the mansion and she saw something she never thought she would saw.
"How the hell is a oni alive I swore I kill their kind and also I heard the cult of Cthulu finish the rest of them off"
"Sigh I am in the territory of the Demon God I might see something that should be impossible by this world standard an oni is no surprise".
Pandora then began to act cute and innocent as she shouts to a depressed Ram who poisons Asura.
"Beautiful red hair maid".
Ram look at the little girl with blond short hair and blue eyes wearing maid attire and she remember Julia hiring a personal maid while bring back Federica to serve Asura.
"I guess this is the new maid".
"She then walks up to her and asks".
"What your name little girl".
"Hi, my name is Petra Leyte glad to meet you, beautiful lady".