After the deer's head was slumped and the antlers were turned into fragment, the sad old-horned deer finally died. Xiao Yun, who was almost exhaustion, pulled the deer's body, and saw that it was still motionless, relieved.
"A dog's paw can't replace a human hand at all. In the competition of the species, the upright ape finally prevailed...Oh shit!"
Muttering to throw away the rock that made his front paws sore, Xiao Yun glanced at the aching pads, and instinctively licked them up with his tongue-because of his nose, he got close and smelled the awfulness on the his front paws.
"Instinct is terrible!" Xiao Yun came down from the old horned deer, and the bloody mess was disgusting to be honest, but the hungry people didn't have the time for hypocrisy, just... "Wait, damn it, how to eat?!"
Modern people, including Xiao Yun himself, think of the word Survival in the Wild, and the imagination that appear in their minds are either Robinson or Lord Edward. Anyway, a majestic man sitting coldly and lonely in the wilderness with a blazing campfire in front of him, the campfire is roasting any edible animal fat protein——
So now the question is, how can Xiao Yun, who is very uncomfortable even smashing a rock on a deer head, use his dog's paws to complete the super-difficult operation of making a barbecue?
Xiao Yun looked at his paws stained with blood and dirt for an unknown old number, and then looked at the intact old horned deer below the neck, his mind was blank.
A few hundred meters away, in a herd of deer chewing grass, a sturdy stag moved its ears, and looked up vigilantly in the direction of its sacrificed compatriot.
It saw the hunter who had hunted its compatriot put his head to the neck of the sacrifice compatriot, half-opened his mouth, fixed this posture, motionless.
The stag shook its ears, while chewing the grass in its mouth, while silently watching the strange predator who had finished the hunt but did not eat.
About five minutes later.
The weird predator suddenly fell backwards, making a weird cry mixed with "Woohoo" sound, while rolling frantically on the ground:
"I can't do it~~~"
The sturdy stag looked at the crazy predator in shock. Although it could not understand what the beast was doing, it instinctively felt the crisis, so it stopped eating and issued a warning to its compatriots. , Without hesitation, led the deer to the depths of the grassland...
After the alert deer left, the surrounding area became quiet...
About half an hour later.
Xiao Yun, who was paralyzed on the ground, stood up silently, put his mouth close to the old horned deer, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, his heart bled, and bit down bravely.
"Damn it! Bah Bah Bah!!" Xiao Yun almost vomited. He bit his mouth and the hair was still covered with mud, gravel, grass leaves, suspicious excrement and so on, He looked at it, Jesus, what he bite was the place where he was sitting and suppressing the antlers before, and his dirty ass carried the old horned deer on the shoulders.
"Calm down, calm down, calm down even if you were about to starve to death." Xiao Yun forced himself to sit down, staring bloodshot at the horned deer that could save his life. "Think about it carefully... the leopards and hyenas caught prey, it seems to peel the prey and eat. First bite off the skin... Uh, wait, it seems that in some documentary, the leopard eats the prey from the stomach, first eat the internal organs that are prone to spoilage... damn it!"
He really couldn't help vomit at side more than ten seconds. After this time, Xiao Yun sat back firmly, his eyes glaring at the horned deer with more bloodshot eyes: "Forget about eating raw internal organs... ...The other parts of the meat can be eaten as sashimi...huh? Wait, wait!"
Raising his paws again and looking at his own pads, Xiao Yun finally found a problem he had overlooked before—his paws seemed to be longer than the neighbor's Samoyed, and the nails on his paws were much longer and sharper than he saw before.
"...Does a dog become like this without cutting its nails?" Xiao Yun looked shocked, "Eh...it doesn't seem to be right. I have only heard of wild dogs biting people, but never heard of wild dogs scratching people?"
"What the hell am I thinking about, I'm going to die of starvation!" The intense hunger in his abdomen caused Xiao Yun slapped himself. He tried to move the five sharp claws on his paw, and the dog's five fingers were indeed it's not as convenient as human fingers, but it can still be used, so he no longer forced his mouth, but carefully extended his claws...
——Well, although his palms are so dirty, and his claws are dark and completely indistinguishable to see the origenal color, they are quite sharp. The thick horned deer fur is worn through without much effort to dig a holl and easy to cut open.
"It's damn good! It's perfectly possible! Although I don't have a hand, the knife comes with myself, hah hah hah...!"
Xiao Yun was excited. He immediately stretched out his left paw to support the horned deer's body and used the sharp claw of the right one cut on the deer skin like usual with a kitchen knife. He tore the deer skin off. Behind the fascia, the red and white muscle layer is exposed.
Xiao Yun eagerly used his claws to cut off a layer of irregular finger-thick venison slices, and hurriedly stuffed it into his mouth——
Uh...no mustard, no soy sauce, no salty raw meat. To be honest, the taste is weird...some of the delicious game described in some novels, Xiao Yun has not tasted at all, only the awkward and greasy taste makes him feel bad.
"You can't just starve to death if you don't receive a box lunch. That sounds like lose 100 million dollars!" The desire to survive made Xiao Yun swallow this piece of raw meat almost in tears, and he didn't know if it was a psychological effect. The whole mouth seemed to have encountered a disaster, but the hunger in his stomach was indeed relieved a lot, so he once again mustered the courage to show determination, and cut off a slice of two-fingers wide meat.
Cutting 16 or 17 pieces of meat and swallowed it whole. Although he was still not full, Xiao Yun couldn't eat it anymore. He couldn't bear that kind of fishy and greasy texture of raw meat unless he was driven to a desperation.
"I no longer complain the heavy MSG of take-away food, the canned food tastes bad, the barbecue meat is small, the mutton vermicelli has too much coriander, the fried noodles are dry, the Dan Dan noodles are not authentic, and the spicy hot pot skewers are easy to get inflamed..."
While muttering, he staggered away from the leftover horned deer, and moved to a place tens of meters away, Xiao Yun lost his strength and lay down in a big font, the dog's face looking up at the sky as sad as a salted fish.
"After get off work, I sit in my room and play on the computer. The beer is on my left hand and a cigarette is on my right. I can get cola in two steps. The snacks are on the TV cabinet in the living room. Just press the APP to deliver food to my door... …how happy I was in the past! Uuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
The more Xiao Yun thought about it, the sadder he became, tears streaming down his face before he felt it.
As if to match his state of mind, the sun hanging at the end of the western sky also fell below the horizon at this time, and the whole earth was gradually covered by darkness.
Xiao Yun looked at the starry sky with tears silently, remembering the little buddies who often came to his community and company to deliver food, remembering the roadside snacks that he could eat just a short walk away, and remembering the one cupboard cola, beer and snacks he just bought online. ...At this moment, he thought a lot, and he found that it made sense for people to always feel uneasy about what has been lost. He now deeply understands how nostalgic life in the modern cold steel jungle is. ...
He smelled an odor and heard the slight rubbing sound of animals walking in the grass. Xiao Yun, who was indulged in the grief, subconsciously tilted his head to look in the direction of the movement—
Dogs can also see things in the dark. Xiao Yun's vision is unaffected by the darkness at this moment, and he clearly sees the uninvited guest... a fat, sturdy brown bear with a very strong shoulder and back muscles closes to his leftover deer secretly, and has already lurked to less than two meters away from the deer.
Xiao Yun sat up, the brown bear immediately gave up the horned deer that was close to its mouth, turned and ran away. After running for more than 100 meters, it stopped again, squatting in the grass and continuing to look at the deer.
Xiao Yun: "..."
Xiao Yun raised his paw, not caring whether it was awkward, rubbed his eyes like a human, and stared at the brown bear.
Even if Xiao Yun is not a loyal viewer of the Animal World, he can still recognize the brown bear. The first is the brown bear is really easy to recognize, and the second is because he participated the online game of the animals free fight. He clearly remembers the brown bear is one of the largest mammals of the carnivorous order on land. The body length is between one and five to three meters, a strongest male brown bear can weigh half a ton. No one doubts the combat effectiveness of Russian, because they can raise brown bears as pet...
So Xiao Yun is very suspicious of whether there is a problem with his eyes right now—that characteristically looks like a behemoth male adult brown bear, and the proportions is...smaller than the big horned deer he killed with a rock? !
"There is such a small brown bear in the world?!" Xiao Yun was so shocked that he was dumbfounded before thinking. "Wait, if the big horned deer that I smashed and eats meat is really big horned deer... then I remember that the width of the big horned deer is 2.5 meters wide, and it is indeed larger than the brown bear--so how big am I ?
After being inexplicably reincarnated on the stray dog, he has been spinning around on the prairie where there is no compatriot, and there is no human being to give him the current reference object, Xiao Yun always thought that he should have reincarnated some kind of large stray dogs-but in his memory there are no large dogs bigger than big horned deer and brown bears, right? !
In shock, Xiao Yun stood up unconsciously, and then the brown bear squatting in the distance turned its head and ran away...
"--Is there a brown bear scared away by a dog in this world?" Xiao Yun felt that his logical thinking had been raped directly... he forgot to chase the bear instinctively.