In the beginning there was God. He created everything, blah blah blah, yada yada yada. Anyway, one day God grew bored of well, being himself. So, he decided to pick a random person from the myriad worlds he created to replace him. There is a catch. The replacement absolutely had to be a dumbass atheist fool. This would make for a good show...
"What in the hell is this insanity?! God isn't real, but now I'm him?!" My name is Jacob Dorsen and I'm 18 years old this year. I'm a total sexy badass, and all the babes want my billabong. Right when I was about to smash one of these babes and graduate from my virginity, God summoned me!
Long story short, his ass was bored of being God so he chose me to replace him and gave me all of his power and authority. This floored and humbled me. Just kidding! I'm now the Almighty! Let's go bang babes in higher realms!