*Swish*
Was the only sound that was heard by Leo as Ignis's swipe was to fast to keep track of.
*Thud*
That was the only sound that echoed in the ice castle. Leo with his eye's closed was expecting to get decapitated, sent flying to a wall or pillar, or be closed to a life or death situation. But contrary to his beliefs, none of that happened. However that didn't mean it didn't hurt. No... if he had to describe the pain he was feeling, he would have to say it was like getting slapped really hard.
Ignis- "Impossible!!! Your head should have been sent flying!!"
Leo- "Hey!!! Isn't that a little too much for just rejecting your offer. I mean I don't think it's a reason for you to just try and decapitated me."
Leo- "Well no matter as I am a gender advocate for equality. I'm about to give you these hands."
Ignis- " We don't have hands... plus that's even if you can manage to ca.."
*Thud*
Once again the same sound resounded in the castle, except this time the victim was a red dragon. Who was now fuming with rage.
Ignis- "HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME!!!! YOUR DEAD!!!!"
Leo- "Doesn't feel so good now does it. Plus I'm just making it so we're even now. "
Leo- " And don't you think you're overreacting? I mean it's just a slap."
Ignis- " AAAARRRRRRHHHHH!!!!" She roared out loud in rage, and charged at Leo. Except this time instead of a slap, she was going for a tackle.
Leo- "oof" Was the only sound that came out of his mouth.
And so Leo and Ignis battled for a week straight, while destroying the castle in the process. However unbeknownst to them a certain someone had awoken 2 days into their battle.
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General- "Augh..." He groaned out in pain.
General- " I need to.... let.... them know.... *WHEEZE*"
That's right people, the general had survived the fall from the top of the mountain!!! How he made it is a mystery. Was it his sheer willpower, his armor covered in ruin's, the tree's that he crash on the way down, the small lake that soften his fall, plot armor? Who knows.... (It was plot armor)
General- " This monster.... he must be killed." He said in rage, sadness and so many more negative emotions jumbled up together.
And so he crawled his way back to the nearest village. As the city was to far away to be reached, at least in his current condition.
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Leo- "Ha"
Leo- " I really won, not gonna lie it was a close match. But no matter leave now or die..... actually just die."
Ignis- "WAIT!!! I'M SORRY!!!! DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!!!!"
Leo- "Hmmmm." Leo pondered on whether he should let her go or not.
Leo- "Nah"
And so that was the day Leo killed the red dragon queen.
Or it should have been had she not said the next couple of words.
Ignis- "WAIT, WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY?!!!!"
Leo- "Huh?!" Leo said stopping his claws midway in the air.
Leo- "Baby?! What baby?! I just meet you!! We haven't even done the deed!!!"
Ignis- "Don't you know? We dragons can just stay together for a couple of days, and our essence mixes together and *poof* a baby is formed. Of course there's also the other way..." Ignis said while blushing, though you couldn't really tell as she was already red from her scales.
Leo- "Huh?! That's stupid!!!"
Ignis- "Well... it's too late now."
And so Leo then proceeded to stare at the horizon contemplating his life choice's. Not even a year into his new life and he's already a dad.