In a far a away place. On a side of the world where things worked different.
A man sat on a the most conferrable looking red pillow in a Egyptian theme castle. But that wasn't the only thing Egyptian themed. The whole entire super contained worth of land was like that.
And the man we Focus on right now is named Djoser. The king of this Region called Memphis. With his well cared for hair put into a micro braids into a side braid. His skin was brown and purple eyes, he got hoe- I mean lovely young woman all the time.
"The sun is bright and beautiful today." He lifted a very well rolled blunt to his mouth and took a deep hit while looking out the large window made from a special type of glass. His view was gorgeous, overlooking the whole city. And the sunsets always set over the mountains in his view.
A woman with black tree braids and a green silk cloth wrapping around her chest leaving her shoulders and stomach exposed, and chiefly linen made cargo pants walked in with a tray a almost pure gold weed broken down nicely.
"Here ya go" The woman set the brown tray down on the table Djoser sat at.
"Just what I was looking for Nima." Djoser smiled at her with a up beat tone.
"Don't you think you should be doing your job?" She snapped back in a sassy tone.
Djoser raised a eyebrow "I'm still king, so watch your tone." He told her in a more serious tone.
"What did you just say to me!?" Her eyes sparked a rainbow color!
"Wait, baby I was joking..." He starting scooching back in fear till his back his the wall.
She began cracking her knuckles, "Yeah. tell that to your grave."
"AAGAAAAH!!!!" Djoser screams echoed all through the streets of the city.
"Looks like Djoser made Nimaathap mad again." Woman chuckled while caring a basket on her head.
"When will he learn" Another woman shook her head.
"Have you learned from today?" Nima asked while stretching out her left arm, standing over the bruised Djoser.
"Yes ma'am." On his knees with his head bowed Djoser responded.
"Ok then, greet me like the husband I love." She told him with a pouty tone.
He stood up and kiss and hugged her then pulled back, "What do we have to do today."
They began walking down there long wood floor hallway, "We have to go to the Fluntmunk. And host the Somblegloam."
"Sounds eh." He shrugged.
"I know right, But let's try to enjoy it." She grabbed onto his arm.
He grin softly, "Fine."
He went to his closet and put on another outfit. A silk velvet, green, and sky blue Dashiki. And surprisingly modern day black jeans with a gold belt around his leg and a green and red belt around his waist. And some all black skate shoes with little sunflowers on it.
His wife in a now bright yellow crock top and some tight gray cloth booty shorts that hugged her stomach with a more thin black cloth. Her thick healed chrome boots match with highlighted yellow socks.
Standing in front of the door ready to leave Djoser said, "I would have worn, diamonds and platonic crystals but its too bright out and I might blind somebody." Casual flex but ok. Smiling like he knew he was the best looking around, he opened his door to the busy yet peaceful country he built named Memphis.
People raced around in the air on Gear-Weapons. Or G.W for short. They are weapons power by a energy called Qomp.
They had skyscrapers and random laid around stone weapons as big and larger then those skyscrapers scattered in and outside the city. But Djoser lived in a more old style dirt road carry stuff on your head and sometimes horses type area. His house right on the edge of a cliff, his stairs came out the side of his house onto a dirt road. When they reached the dirt road Djoser jumped from the ground to a roof and yelled to Nima, "I'll race ya there!" He turned around and started running.
"That's not fair!" She jumped onto the roof and began running after Djoser.
"Life ain't far my-" Suddenly a compacted ball of ash smacked him like a ice ball! "Kaack! Kouck! Honey you can't do that!" Coughing and wiping his eyes he tried to get the ash out of his lungs.
"Life ain't fair!" She yelled while landing on top of his back then jumping off him down a cliff! Flying down after her was Djoser. Flipping through the air Djoser reached out his hand and swung from a poll that extended off a billboard for new dolphin baby demon album.
Nima had just landed on a roof top and ninja rolled so she could keep running.
Meanwhile at a peaceful smooth hard wood coffee shop with 2 floating balls of light making the whole place bright.
A man with red hair and dark skin with piercing's in his bottom lip sat behind the counter cleaning a cup.
"I wonder if I could make honey out of elf blood." He thought out loud.
"First!" Djoser yelled, kicking in the coffee shop door.
"Yeah whatever!" Nima angrily stomped her way up behind him as she wiped black ink she had gotten on her face off.
"Still can't believe you ran into a Squillion, Those guys normally hate people, but that-"
"Ok shut up! I messed up." embarrassed Nima looked away at the ground.
Then suddenly 2 cups came flying at Djoser and Nima with such speeds the looked like lasers zipping at them.
the first smacked Djoser in the head and knocked him to the floor. The 2nd on was swiftly dodged by Nima.
"Thank you for that." Nima smiled while pulling up a chair at the counter in the empty coffee shop.
"My pleasurer. His pain will be put into the next batch of coffee I make."
Dragging a chair to the counter, "Glad my pain could help you both." Djoser sarcastically sighed.
"Anyway you guys are here for the Fluntmunk. Here." the man hands Djoser a map.
"Perfect. This only comes once every 10 years. We're getting something this time." Djoser punched his hands together,
Nima jumped on the counter out of excitement "Then we are going to have one of the best night ever!" Then they heard the door open and a old lady with long black and gray hair was standing there, watching.
There was and awkward pause.
"I promises my coffee is good if you give it a chance!" The man yelled from behind the counter.
She jumped out of shock then slammed the door.
"You still have the bad habit huh?" Djoser laughed at him a bit.
"Every since we were kids." Nima added as she jumped off the counter back into her chair.
"I just want people to give it a try." The man pouted behind his counter.
They both jumped over the counter and patted him on the back while he sulked.
"Well, why don't you close down for today. Come with hang with us today Orsa." Djoser told Orsa.
"Yeah, It'd been a few years since The Baggy Wagons were all on a adventure!" Nima added to the convincing.
"I never agreed to that name!" Orsa yelled knocking the both of them away from his back, "Whatever, I'll come. Let me change." He went into a door that led to the backrooms of the building.
Djoser and Nima waited for a bit, then Orsa came out in black Desolation jeans and a red button vicuna wool button up he left open with a nice smooth green and purple shirt to match under.
"Ok lets go." Orsa told them while cracking his tattoo neck.
"Hell ye! Team Baggy Wagons are back in business! Let's go" Djoser acting like a kid hopped over the counter and ran for the door.
"Hey! Wait for us!" Nima shouted as she jumped over the counter along with Orsa and sprinted out of the coffee shop.
Now meanwhile back on the other side of the world in a bar.
"Man this blows. Who would have thought we would get a bounty." Cari while hooded to hid his face along with Nome took and bite of his burger thing.
"We did do a lot of things...But its so high its getting scary." Nome sighed while look at her bounty of 1,500,000 gold. You could by a kingdom with that.
"Hey don't worry to much. Anybody tries to get us will get fucked up!" Cari yelled in the bounty full of bounty hunters.
Meanwhile on top of a building across the from the window Cari and Nome were in.
"Boss that's them." A white elf with purple spikey hair told his boss who was in a epic gold looking mask.
"Good. Alright! Attack!" He pointed his hand at the window and a elf girl with green hair and nerdy circle glasses started turning a large crossbow at the window with a arrow the size of a rattle snake.
"I thought you already had it lined up!" The masked guy stomped his feet like a baby and smacked the nerdy girl with glasses in the back of her head.
"S-sorry boss." She rubbed the back of her head while bowing her head.
"Now...Like I said before! Attack!" The mask guy yelled then the girl pulled the triggers but nothing happen. "...What is taking you so long!"
The big crossbow started to shake.
"What the hell!?" The masked maned screamed and the crossbow fucking blew up! "How is that even possible!?" The man cover his face from the blast.
"AAaaa!" The green hair girl screamed as she went flying in the air! then she came to a stop...then started a quick fall! Right threw the roof of the bar! Going straight through 2 floors she landed on a table.
As the dust cleared Cari and Nome just sat there and looked at the girl who just came through the roof right on they table.
"...You ok?" Cari asked the girl.
"I think she got knocked out." Nome looked at the girls shut eyes that had blood running over them from the fall.
"We should just steal her shit and leave." Cari yawned.
"What!?"
Cari grinned "I'm joking~...but we could."
"No! We need to get her to a place she can heal at." Nome sternly told Cari.
"Nome we're on the run. We can't just walk into certain places."
Meanwhile on the roof.
"Damn it! Looks like they got that idiot." The mask man shook his head.
Looking a bit worried the purple hair elf boy said, "We can't just leave her."
"You wont be leaving her." Cari suddenly announced from behind them, carrying the elf girl over his shoulder.
"What!? When did he-?"
Cutting the masked mans thoughts off Cari told them, "You really didn't think I wouldn't see that explosion? Like lets be for real."
"Damn useless elf girl!" The masked man stomped his feet like a child.
"Go home." Cari set the girl down and turned to walk away.
"Go home!? Yeah right! Soman! Get ready." The masked man moved his cape out the way and stood next to Soman the purple hair elf boy.
"If you try to fight me. I will make you regret it in ways you never thought." Even though Cari said it he didn't put much energy into the words, so they seemed less scary.
"...Soman! Attack-!" Cutting him of faster then a flash of light Cari was grabbing the man by the mask.
"You really should've listen." Cari rips the mask off.
"MY SKIN!!! MY BUTIFULE FACE!" The man screams in agony.
"Wait! This isn't a mask!?" Cari looked at what he thought was the back of a masked and just saw blood and meat. "OH SHIT! Bro I am SOOO Sorry!" Cari tried to clam him down.
"Oh thats..." Soman threw up over the edge of the roof.
Nome came up a few seconds later, "What's going on! I heard screaming!?" Then she saw the man with no face. "OH MY DEMPO!!"
Cari quickly responded in a panic, "I didn't know it was his FACE! How the fuck is anyone supposed to know!"
"GIVE ME MY FACE!" The man screamed like a girl!
"I'm sorry here ya go." Cari handed the gold face back to him.
"Hey! What are you all doing up here!?" A man in a noble night looking armor along with six others appeared on the roof.
"Shit! It's the ops! Time to go! Cari and Nome started hauling ass away.
"Hey! Get them!" The knights started running after them. Leaving the 3 Bozos who tried to kill Nome and Cari on the roof.
As Cari and Nome were jumping roof to roof suddenly a flash came down from the sky and landed right in front of Cari and Nome.
"Wow! Now this will be fun!" A strong looking teenager girl appeared before them, "Headmaster really putting me to work!" It was Athena!