For My Friend Aiyoesh

I am Zero, and I am the world greatest hacker, I get paid million even billions for my hacking services, like I get all the girls not off my looks but my money, who cares I still get to smash, hacking has been my passion since I was 9 years old when I hacked a old rich guy and stole his money and hacked the police to not get caught, basically I am living the best life you losers reading this will not understand, hehe, so basically what happened to me when I was still alive in the real world, I was walking down the road and some dumb fucking bastard hit me with the car and I die, and I get teleported to this amazing world filled with hot babes, but the craziest thing is this world has everything a fantasy world needs like big b00bies, well I was confused for sometime and I found out this world has a similar technology like a computer, well I stole one and nearly got blasted with a guy with fire power or whatever, but I got the computer, then I just simply hack my level like

Name: Zero

Level 99999999999999999

MP: 998765432

HP: 9887665544322112345677756785678

Attack: Kill everyone bitch

Ability: every fucking ability

This is pretty long story but if your reading this, your my best friend, so now I am overpowered and probably the strongest fucker in this world so what now? hehehehe simple go smash some babes. well before that, i made up my mind i am going to conquer and become a king, bro dude you don't understand like its crazy like i was in this fantasy town and this bitch was flying around with some wind power bullshit, well well well, long story short, i basically went itachi and killed like the gang of monsters or whatever in one touch, not trying to flex but yea, then i got their map, and found out their was a kingdom, and i hacked teleportation their and just basically killed all their strong soldiers with my fingertip and basically became the king just like that, its crazy bro, well I found out that the god they worship is a real human god whose supposedly is like godly strong, well i hacked that god and teleported to me and torture him in a cell like fucking gta 5 mods, and he surrender and made me the one and true god, well whatever i am doing basically is telporting into random kingdom and smashing them, oh and their god cleans my toilet now, not bad, hehehehehe, well if your still reading this bullshit comment, well then shortly i wake up in a hospital and it was a dream, yeah bro a FUCKING DREAM, THE END CLAPSSSS