How did I get here? Where am I? Who am I? These were the questions running through my head as I looked at the white space I was in there was nothing just white.
-Flashback-
On a beautiful and morning morning you can see a man running across the sidewalk mumbling "I'm gonna be late oh no" until he sees something he wish he didn't he saw a truck zooming straight at a kid probably 5 years old as soon as he saw that he ran as fast as he could that it looked like time slowed down he shoved the kid as far away as he could until he felt like he was sinking into darkness and the last thing he remembers seeing was the truck it had a sign on it say 'you just got isekai'd bitch' and then he finally fell into the darkness.
-Flashback End-
"So I'm dead?" He speaks to himself not expecting any reply but unexpectedly he did.
"Yes son you died and it was kinda my fault" he turns around and sees an old man sitting at a table with some tea on both sides and the old man motions him to sit down.
"So how was it your fault I died?" I asked "well young man I pissed off truck-kun by saying that he's a no good prick that murders people while we were playing poker and in his rage he went to the mortal world and ran you over" the old man said "so are you god or something also if you are am I getting reincarnated and if I am do I get wishes" I asked excitedly because this is how every reincarnation novel goes.
"Well yes that is exactly what's going to happen and yes I am God and as for the wishes you get three"
I actually couldn't believe it well I could considering I'm in a void like place but still this is so awesome
"Ehem Young man wishes remember I may look like I have all the free time in the world but I actually have to oversee 947,374,835,382,921,103,382,194,947 universes so hurry up."
I was confused isn't he God couldn't he just freeze time?
"God aren't you God can't you just freeze time?"
"Hehe umm well you see I ah hehe" God stutters while laughing nervously
"Ehem well you see a few trillion years ago me and time used to date but then in my foolish not so much youth I cheated on her with her sister space and she hasn't let me use her affinity ever since" I couldn't believe what I heard I mean what the actual fuck he cheated on time with space honestly I'm speechless.
"Uhh God you do realize your God why not just start a harem?"
God has a look of shock on his face and also disbelief
"I-I didn't think of that holy shit young man this this could work yes I need to try this hahahahaha young man I like you I'm going to give you an extra wish because of this haha" he gave me an extra wish just for advice? Well I'll take it.
"Ok God onto my wishes but first I have a question are there any restrictions to what I can wish for?"
God looks like he's thinking but honestly I don't know so we'll go with he's thinking.
"Well boy you gave me the best advice I've heard in existence so I suppose I'll remove any restrictions."
"Sweet ok my wishes are going to be
1. I want to be reincarnated in Skyrim as my character with all the mods all my spells, levels, stats, items, gold everything."
"Ok that can be done that's a good wish I really like Skyrim anyway on to the others."
I was shocked God the creator of everything plays Skyrim Jesus Christ Todd you made a game that even gods love.
"Ok for my second wish I want to never run into a another reincarnated person ever"
"Huh I don't really reincarnate people actually I don't know where that silly idea came from the only time I ever reincarnate people is when I kill them which hasn't happened in quadrillions of years before you."
Ok well that's kinda a wish wasted wait oh oh yeah I just thought of something oh yes hahahahahaha
"Ok God I want a paper that is as big as a human being and whatever I write on that paper in the next hour will come true"
Gods thoughts: SHIT HE FOUND THE BIGGEST LOOPHOLE IN THE HISTORY OF LOOPHOLES I DIDNT THINK HE WOULD DO THAT.
While God was yelling in his mind he still had a calm expression on his face.
"Uhh God you there?"
"H-Huh y-yes I'm here umm yes I can grant that"
A paper appears in front of me.
"Can I have a pen please?"
"Yea here ya goes"
A pen appears in my hand and I get started writing away.
I the person writing this will receive a power to control luck and charisma infinitely.
I the person writing this will get a power to summon resources infinitely.
I the person writing this will get the powers of Jesse turner, jack Kline, Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar, Michael the archangel, the darkness and god the supernatural version.
I the person writing this will get a power called infinite skill creation it can create any skill not matter what it is.
I the person writing this will get the immortality of ban and Lucifer Morningstar and the regeneration abilities of Deadpool, wolverine, saber tooth,X-23, The Hulk, MADCAP.
I the person writing this will be able to use all energies in the multiverse and know how to perfectly manipulate them.
I the person writing this will have an indestructible souls that cannot be destroyed by anyone else than God.
I the person writing this will be able to summon anyone from different universe infinitely.
I the person writing this will have a system to show me my stats.
PS- thank you for the abilities
As God read the list he immediately spat out golden blood.
"W-W-WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THIS ARE YOU TRYING TO BECOME ME HOLY FUCK"
"So can you grant it?"
"I-I can *sigh* I need a vacation"
"Ok tell me your last wish"
"Ok well I want instant mastery"
Now you may ask why did you choose this well the truth is I don't know I'm already probably the second most powerful being in existence so I just used my last wish on something useless
"I-I uhh goodbye"
And then our mc got sucked into a portal and sent to Skyrim.
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Hope you liked it I know mc is a little bit too overpowered but it's not like he'll use his abilities a lot