"Sit on me!" Big rock said after some thought.
"Alright then!" The second elder was helpless. He stood up and sat on the big stone that could speak.
However, as soon as he sat down, the big rock started to shout,""Aiyo! Why is your butt so smelly? I'm dying from the smell! Quickly go wash up in the river!"
"You ..." Big Rock's words made the second elder so angry that he stood up from the rock with a 'bang'. He cursed in his heart. F * ck! How was his butt smelly? it was clearly this big rock that didn't want him to sit on it, so it deliberately slandered him! This was preposterous! The second elder was furious!
"What about me? Go and wash yourself in the river, or else you're not allowed to sit on me!" Big rock said stubbornly.