...Well, I say that but what should I do? The guy just ate a bullet to the head! I don't have much time, so I need to think quick. I start doing the familiar action of circulating Mana within my body. I also manipulate the Mana in my immediate surroundings, which is difficult to pull off, compared to the tutorial world, the Mana in the atmosphere is very thin. Since a lot of my Mana was taken away before coming to this world, I can't pull off my favorite Nuclear energy spells, so I immediately start converting Mana into Kinetic energy instead.
I redirect the Kinetic energy to my legs, I lower my posture to keep my balance. I limit the amount of energy used so I don't break my legs, and I shot towards the boss like a shooting star. Simultaneously, I redirect Kinetic energy to my right arm which is holding the wooden club. I reinforce my shoulder, elbow, and wrist to avoid breaking them. I swung the wooden club with all my might at the head of the boss. Just as the club makes contact, it snaps in half, doing no damage. The boss looks back, bitch-slaps me, and turns back around to the woman.
"Damn, I overestimated the toughness of the club. I didn't want to do this since it hurts like a bitch, but I don't have a choice." I whisper to myself while laying on the ground.
I get up slowly, making sure the boss doesn't hear me. Just before he could get into position, I kicked the shit out of his ribs and sent him flying like a kickball to the other side of the room. I glance at the the woman on the ground and the film crew.
"Are you ok?" I say before looking back at the boss, showing them my naked body in all its glory.
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Hi! My name is Matilda or Matty for short. I'm a relatively new dungeon streamer with a few thousand subscribers. I got back from the tutorial world about a year ago, and since I have nowhere to stay, I'm living at my parents house. A few months ago, my parents told me to go get a job or they were kicking me out. So, I did the only thing a fabulous girl of my age can do; I started a Switch channel!
After going to a few low level dungeons, my followers increased, and I thought it was about time to go for a higher level dungeon. A level 10 dungeon to be exact; It's called A Goblin's Disgrace. My camera man is that I hired highly recommended this place, saying, "Its a dungeon that every streamer has to experience, it will get lots of views." So I thought, why not?
I equipped my Knight Princess armor, which is my aesthetic, and went to the dungeon. After killing a few goblins and showing off my ass a little bit, my simp army showered me with donations. It feels amazing to get so much gratification, so I thought I should take this one step further and kill the boss.
After we finally make it to the boss room, I make sure to address my fans.
"Alright guys, I'm about to enter the boss room, but before that, make sure you subscribe to my Thots Only account for my naughty content!" I say with a coy smile before walking to the boss room door while swaying my hips. I open the door into a dark room and walk in. I thought I seen something move in the dark but it must be my imagination.
I walk to the center of the dark room, I taunted the boss with a loud voice. As if it were preordained, I hear the guy I hired for lighting scream at me.
"Watch out!" I hear from my side. I whip my head around to see him get punched in the gut with the force of a truck.
That gave me time to draw my sword, but it was swatted away like a fly. He tore my cloths off and pushed me down. The boss was shot in the head, but he just back handed the guy and turned back towards me. I froze as I thought about the irony of the situation. A Knight Princess going to a dungeon full of goblins, what kind of cliché story is this? I look at my camera man who hasn't moved the entire time. He had a huge grin on his face as he filmed me. It seems he planned for this. How could I be so stupid?
A few seconds later something hit the boss. Of course, it didn't faze him as he gave out another back-hand and turned towards me once more. I had all but given up as he pinned me down. Mom, Dad, if I get out of this alive, I'm going to get a real job. I closed my eyes and braced myself. Then, something happened.
"Smack! Boom!"
I hesitantly opened my eyes with my newfound freedom. What I saw before me was a slightly above average man with brown hair and brown eyes. He glanced towards me and my crew members.
"Are you ok?"
Tears threatened to fall from my eyes as he looked in the direction of the boss. Before I could get up, the boss started running towards us once more. I despaired as I watched him get closer. There's no way we can defeat that!
Before I could say anything, the naked man spoke up, "Will he go for a right hook or a left hook?" he said calmly.
Just as the boss got into melee distance, he threw the most terrifying right hook I have ever seen. Instead of jumping out of the way, the naked man stepped forward, ducked, and gave the boss an uppercut. This was no normal uppercut however.
"Crack! Slurp! Tsssss!"
The boss's head detached from its body, along with its spine. The boss fell to his knees, spewing blood like a recently unclogged fountain. The unprecedented amount of gore left me in shock and awe as I stared at the bare ass of the man in front of me. Feelings I didn't know I had rose from the depths of my rapidly beating heart.
I will make this man mine!
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Ok, that takes care of that. I have to say, being a close quarters fighter has been a very satisfying experience. In the tutorial world, I was mostly a magic oriented fighter, but I've had my fare share of close encounters. I know a few tricks to close quarters combat. I turn away from the gushing corpse to see Ms. Exhibitionist staring at my manhood while breathing heavily. Oh no...the adrenalin has gotten to her and she thinks she has developed feelings for me.
I've seen this happen many times back in the tutorial world. It was nice at first, but it wasn't a fun experience to wake up to an empty bed in the morning when they promised to spend the rest of their life with you the day before. I need to put a stop to this before it starts.
"Hey bitch, quit staring at my dick and get up." I say nonchalantly.
"...Ex-fucking-cuse me?!" she stands up with shaky legs, "Who the hell do you think you're calling a bitch!?"
"Look, Ms. Exhibitionist, I would like to leave this dungeon as soon as possible so I can go home, can you help me with the baggage please?"
"Pot calling the kettle black are they? you're the last person I want to hear that from, but yes, let's get out of here." she said, calming down. "But before that, one more thing."
She turned towards her camera man, who was still filming, and kicked him so hard in the balls that I heard one of them pop. I winced and my balls shriveled up a little. She turned around with a satisfied smile on her face.
"Now, shall we go?" she said with an upbeat tone, stealing another glance at my manhood. "I suppose we should put some cloths on before we leave, here, take these." she said as a pair of pants and a t-shirt appeared out of nowhere.
"Wait, where the hell did you pull those from?"
She looked at me oddly before answering, "My inventory, where else?"
I put the cloths on and take a few steps away from her. I had a very important question to ask my system.
"Rose, I wouldn't happen to have access to an inventory, now would I?"
*ding* [No, you do not, remember what I told you about borrowed power? You have to make your own inventory if you want one.]
"Dammit, why do I even ask?!" I say in a low growl.
*ding* [Good luck~] Rose says in a teasing tone.
I walk back to the group, the other two are carrying the camera man. Ms. Exhibitionist, fully clothed now, speaks to me.
"Ready?" she asks and I nod. "Good, let's get out of here."
We leave the boss room and leave towards what I assume to be the dungeon entrance. I thought I heard Ms. Exhibitionist talking to me, but that must be an auditory hallucination. I look at the notifications that I didn't have time to look at earlier.
{Skill: Mana Manipulation lv. 1 unlocked}
{Skill: Energy Conversion lv. 1 unlocked}
{Skill: Physical Reinforcement lv. 1 unlocked}
{Skill: CQC lv. 1 unlocked}
{Skill: Accelerated Healing lv. 1 unlocked}
{Character Trait: Thot Slayer; recorded}
Thot slayer? that's the first time the system has given me any kind of compliment. It makes me a bit happy actually. Then, I see a new notification pop up.
{Character Trait: Little Bitch; recorded}
You picking a fight with me?! Huh?!
{Character Trait: Overreactive; recorded}
"...Open status"
I turn my attention away from the notifications and look at my stats.
Name: Kilo Axiom, Gender: Male
Level: 3
MP: 75
Stats:
STR: 20 DEF: 13
AGI: 17 INT: 25
DEX: 18 WIS: 25
LUK: 28 RES: 15
Skills: Blunt weapon mastery lv. 5, Stealth lv. 4, Mana Manipulation lv. 4, Energy Conversion lv. 3, Physical Enhancement lv. 2, Accelerated Healing lv. 1, CQC lv. 2, ??? lv. 2, ??? lv. 1
Blessings: Goddess of ******, God of Reincarnation
Current State: Pissed off, Hungry
Hmm? Why did those question marks level up? Oh well. It looks like the skill section is going to get cluttered soon, so I better fix that. We finally arrive at the entrance of the dungeon. I walk forward with determination and step out side.
"What the hell is this?"