(Nana's POV)
Stranger no.1:Oh my gosh did you see that fat lady hitting the little girl with a bar soap?
Stranger no.2:Ya...it's so sick and funny at the same time.
"Wait did you say fat lady? as in an over sized woman with pink shirt and yellow shorts just like Dora the explorer but bigger?", Tanong ni Nana sa dalawang estranghero habang nanlalaki ang kaniyang mga mata.
"Yes...wait do you know her?", The stranger asked.
"Uhmmm..No....", Nana denied while slowly walking away from them.
"Gotta go bye!" sabay takbo.
(Molly's POV)
"You nasty slut! how dare you put chlorine in the toilet seat!", I screamed habang pinapaypayan ang aking pud*y.
"Mommy help me a witch is screaming at me and hitting me with a bar soap!", the kid cried
"did you just called me a witch you bratty rat!", sigaw ko sa bata.
"Anata wa watashi no musume o nanto yobimashita ka!"(what did you just called my daughter!), sigaw ng isang hapones na puno ng kolorete ang mga mukha.
Nilingon ko ang babae ng may galit na expresyon sa aking mga mukha at habang may naga-apoy na mata.
Pero agad itong nawala nung nakita ko na yung babaeng nasa airport at restaurant ay muli ko na namang makakaharap ng landas.
"HuuuH! it's you the nasty pig in the airport and in my restaurant! and now you are trying to harass my doota!", she shouted with a japanese accent.
"Wait did you mean daughter?", I was confused....so I asked her.
"Yes you ignorant pig.....Doootaaa",she screamed now becoming enraged.
"Yeah..you know what I am not having this fight with you...first you look like my BFF Manny because of your makeup and second its pronounced daughter not dota ano siya laro?", I said with a sarcastic voice.
Agad namang humawak sa palda ng kaniyang ina ang bata na nagkukunwaring naluluha at nagiinarte na para bang isang inosenteng anghel.
"Mommy...t-that girl pulled my hair and slapped me..", The kid lied.
"WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!", she screamed but she is now enraged and furious.
"No..no...no...that little shitty rat is lying ok?", I cowardly said while backing away.
Bumunot ng mahabang stick ang ginang at nagtangkang ipukpok ito sa akin.
"PIIIIIIG!!!!", she screamed while hoisting the cane through the air.
*ripping noises
Dahil sa pagkakapit ng bata sa palda ng Hapon niyang Ina....Napunit ito at lumabas ang kaniyang panty.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.Tawanan ng mga taong nakatambay sa labas ng restroom at mga nanonood sa aming away.
Agad namula ang pisngi ng Ginang at napatakip ng Mata ang dagang bata.
"Molly get in the efing car right now!", nagmamadaling sigaw ni Nana.
Agad pinaharurot ni Nana ang kotse palayo sa gas station.
"You nasty PIG THIS IS NOT OVER YOU HEAR ME!?", galit na sigaw ng babae habang hinahabol kami nang walang pangibaba.
"What are you looking at!", tanong ng Hapon sa isang cashier na nakatitig sa kaniyang panty na may cartoon design.
Napatalikod ang Cahera at tumawa ito ng patago.
Well diary...you are all caught up on what happened.....so.....I will continue my story na ulit.
"WOOOOOO!", tuwang-tuwa kong isinigaw.
"What happened back there?", Tanong ni Nana.
"Well let's just say na may batang nag-lagay ng chlorine sa toilet seat and sakto anak nung hapon na iyon iyong malditang bata na iyon."
"So what happened to your chubby butt now?", she jokingly asked.
"Ito...mahapdi pa din...pero wait since matagal pa bago tayo makapunta ng disney land saan tayo mag re-rest?", tanong ko kay Nana.
"Uh.....ok lang ba kayla Elena tayo?", she questioned while giving me a guilty smile.
"Oh.....you mean the lesbian girl who loves to blow things up?", I once again asked her but this time with a mad tone in my chubby voice.
"Yes.....the one who slapped you when you are still a kid because you played with her illegal fire works and showed it to a cop outside of her storage house full of illegal stuffs...", Mahinang pagsasabi ni Nana.
"So...is it ok for you sweety to stay with them for a while?", Agad tinanong ni Nana sa akin.
"Yeah...sure", I said with a sarcastic voice and obviously ayaw ko talaga siyang makita dahil first lesbian siya and I am not a hater pero...I once saw her kissing other girls in front of her chinese girlfriend.I mean wow! and they were all laughing as if nothing is wrong!
"Nana I am hungry....", I cried.
"Yeah..so what?", pabirong tinanong ni Nana.
"Can we eat please? It's been an hour and I think hindi na kakayanin ng tiyan ko na hindi pa kumain ng isang oras."
*ringtone noises
"Oh..its Mama Linda...should I answer her?", Tanong ko kay Nana.
"No...", Nana replied pero nalate siya at napindot ko na ang call button.
"Oh....too late :<", I then gave a devilish grin.
Mama Linda: Ma! get your skinny ass over back here in the house....I told you so many times to never leave your pills...but noooooo..you never listen to me!
"Uhm....Ma...this is Molly....", agad kong sinabi...pero huli na kaya't nasalo ko ang sermon at pagsisigaw ni Mama linda sa phone.
Kinuha agad ni Nana ang telpono at agad pinindot ang speaker button.
"Oh..Hi Linda...before you scream...I have a question...when you were still little did you ever listen to me about not having a child? No right? well guess what I am not listening to you either!Bye! oh by the way don't forget to feed my cat and dog!", Nana argued with my Mother Linda.
Pinindot ni Nana ang end call button at agad lumingon sa akin.
"Sweety why are you crying?", she asked me.
"You never wanted me to exist?", naluluha kong itinanong.
"What how could you say that?"
"You told Mama to never have a child", I cried.
"Oh...that thing..well you see back then your Mother is an ignorant girl...she loves to kiss new guys every single night...I told her to stop but she never listened so....one day she got pregnant but she was so careless....so the child died....", Agad napayuko si Nana at napaluha.
"Oh...so you mean ...that you are still glad I am here?", I happily asked.
"Of course..I mean if it weren't for you hindi ko makikita ang panty ng Japanese na babaeng iyon", biro ni Nana.
Agad pinaharurot ni Nana ang Kotse papunta sa isang convenient store na open 24/7.
Bumili kami ng iba't-ibang shakes at junk foods.
It was a riot. We chased cats and people with our car and obviously it wasn't fair for them.
But it was fun!
Then nakatulog na kami ni Nana inside the car.
Love,
Molly <3