"And the Gryffindor Beater takes a Quaffle to the stomach thrown by the hottest girl at Hogwarts, the Ravenclaw Beater."
"Jordan I will fail you." Professor McGonagall said, while Sirius and Remus laughed.
I threw Lee a kiss while Fred groaned.
"Sorry not sorry Fredster. That's what you get for last night."
"You are blaming Cho cheating on me?"
"Not that dumbass, even though you did ask the question. For trying to get me drunk enough to join your silly ass band."
"Trolls In The Dungeon is not a silly ass band, it's a polytheist religion which I now believe in."
"Weren't you an atheist?"
March was now ending and a lot had happened. We found out two days ago, playing truth or dare (with veritaserum) that Cho and Cedric had been sleeping together since November, and Roger hasn't come out of his room since, not even to eat.
Fred, Lee, Ginny and George had created a band (Ginny's their vocalist for 50 galleons a week). Fred and Lee heard me playing the guitar once (Mitch Rowland's solo in She, to be completely honest with y'all), and they are now trying to get me to join their band.
Cedric and I haven't talked since the incident in the common room, and dirty looks is pretty much all I have received from him.
Oliver Wood is very distracted since we started hooking up after matches, and that's the only reason why we have been winning since then.
"I now believe in trollism. I'm a trollist."
"Shut up Fred."
We won, again, 20-230, and even Pads (who's a very proud Gryffindor) congratulated me. As I went to the changing rooms Oliver approached me.
"You were brilliant out there!"
"Thanks."
"I admit I myself got a bit distracted, that's the only reason you won."
"Oh, I'm sorry for distracting you Captain."
"It's okay, but if you insist on making it up to me I'm sure we could think of something."
"I'm listening."
"There's an abandoned brooms' cupboard that has a lock that only captains have the key to."
"I hear you. Let's go."
Was this the healthiest way to cope? Probably not. Did I have the need to feel appreciated after finding out my ex boyfriend started cheating on me the day I went home to celebrate my dad's birthday? Yes.
As I left wrapped in what I thought was my Quidditch hoodie I ran into the twins and Lee.
"What are you doing over here Bub?" George asked, smirking.
"She got messy hair and that hoodie's not hers. It's more about who she's been doing," said Lee, who received a smack on the back of his head.
"Look at our captain leaving the other way. Tell us Rox, is his Wood as good as they say?" Fred said, pointing to Oliver.
"Shut up, ginger." I said, punching his stomach.
"Say you'll join the band and I will." He said.
"Never."
"Then you brought this upon yourself." He said, then he started screaming Oliver! Wood! Oliver Wood!" and Lee joined in.
George laughed his ass off when I started running away, with the hood on, so that I wasn't recognized.
As I walked through the crowded hall I ran into Cedric, who this time had a lot to say, and half of Hogwarts heard.
"Is that Weasley's hoodie?"
"Is that Chang's scrunchie? Aww, she gave you a scrunchie."
"Some people prefer a scrunchie over a baby at 15."
"Weren't you the one fucking with two girls at once? And wasn't Cho in a relationship?"
"At least if she got pregnant she'd know who the father is, not like others, I guess the apple does not fall far from the tree."
"At least my family wanted me." I said. "Pity that the fetus deletus charm didn't work!"
"Don't get your knickers on a twist, or Weasley won't be able to take them off."
"Alright big guy, that's enough." Said a voice approaching me. I didn't have to turn around to know who it was. He put his arm protectively around my waist.
"Is that what she says in bed? Cute."
"I'm sure you wouldn't know, would you?" Said his twin brother.
"Oh no he doesn't know, Freddie. Thankfully, we only fucked once."
"Oh Merlin, I'm like half of Hogwarts."
Fred's, Lee's and George's fists were clenched so hard that their veins stuck out and their knuckles were pale from pressing so hard. The watchers noticed this and 3 grabbed each.
"Aren't you supposed to be fucking Cho? Run, or you'll be late to your quickie."
"You're one to talk about quickies whore."
"Oh you did not call me a whore." I said, now clenching my fist, and before I thought twice I hit his stomach, hard. Then was when more people started grabbing the three boys, but George had already broken free from the people holding him back.
"PUSSY!" Lee started screaming, while Fred tried (uselessly) to break free.
George tackled Cedric and started beating him up frantically.
"Say it again! I fucking dare you!" he shouted.
He threw punches at him, and he didn't stop until three of the Quidditch captains pushed him off of him.
"Georgie, it's okay, I'm okay, we're okay. Let's go." I said, but before he could answer we heard a sound we knew all too well.
"Let me through! I'm a Gryffindor Prefect!"
He turned to look at his brother and Lee being held back, and then turned to look at George, who had bloody knucles, a bloody lower lip and a blood stained shirt.
"I'm disgusted to be your brother. You beat up a student. Professor McGonagall will hear about-"
"She better not, or I swear to Merlin the whole of Hogwarts will hear about what I saw in the empty classroom." Ginny said.
"You would not dare." Percy answered.
"Try me. By the way great punch Rox. Georgie, you did decently."
"Thanks Gin! Bye!" I said, and George saluted with two fingers on his forehead, then the four of us left.
"You were great out there Forge." Fred said, as he patted his brother on the back.
"Yeah! And you too Rox."
"Thanks!"
"Well Jordan and I are gonna go to the dorm and shower, we are sweaty as fuck from the match." Fred said.
"No we aren-" Lee said, before he got elbowed on the stomach by Freddie. "Oh…. yes we are. Bye Rox, bye Georgie." They said, as they left.
"Let's get you cleaned up. My dorm is a few steps away and I have bandages on the bathroom for Moon- for when Zouis scratches me." I said.
"Lead the way." He said, offering his hand.
"Yeah, maybe when I know I won't hurt your hand." I said, and kissed his cheek.