A/N: I have been imagining this plot for months so I may have forgotten some details in the beginning. Also after looking back I realized some things didn't make sense. Also I started this when Sarada was seeing her father for the first time in years so some things will be out of date. Also go check out my other work Universes Explained so this makes more sense. Also I might just slip up with POV but forgive me pls!!🙇♀️🙇♀️🙏🙏🙏 Also Spoiler Alert for BNNG, NS, Sailor Moon, OUAT, Harry Potter, and a lot more, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! I will try to let you know when a new show comes out in the plot so you can stop, but I might slip up!!! Also this is loosely based on the girl from Every Witch Way. Also I basically have to redo the entire beginning so.... yeah. Also I own ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOTHING. Also I am super immature because I am only 13 so bare with me for this silly, terrible, filler chapter. Also I will torture a certain 2 best friends here a little bit so.... you are warned.
She began causing mischeif. First thing to do!! And she took a bunch of hair gel and took Sasuke's hair and put into ponytails. She proceeded to put the hair gel on in a way to make all of the pony tails stick out in odd ways and for good measure poured glitter on top of his head. Then she MTed to the hokage. She smiled an evil smile and cackled. She then magically made a replica of the hairdo she did to Sasuke on a wig made to look like his hair (don't ask why she has that. Just accept it as a fact and move on.) and got out some temporary glue made to hold wigs onto hair. I think you can guess what she did next right?
Yup, she put it on Naruto.
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"So mature Emma"
She sticks her tongue out at me.
"Whatever..."
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"Lol his face when he wakes up is going to be priceless. But it is missing a few finishing touches." So Emma takes some makeup and puts it beautifully on Naruto. "Muahahahaha! Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHA!" She cackles evily. She MTs again and goes to Sakura. She doesn't torture her though. Instead she helps out the patients she can and does paperwork for her. Why? Because she runs a hospital and can't afford to take a break. Since Emma once was a doctor in her 2095 years of living, she knows how hard it could be. After working for the equivalent of 5 hours if time was not frozen, she left. Now for the important stuff. Did you think she only froze time to play tricks? She went to the stadium where the chunin exams will be held. She took out a black, bubbling potion with dark mist pouring out of the top of the vial and poured it down. When it touched the ground it disappeared leaving only the dark mist. Done. Now when those darn Otsutsuki come I will instantly be alerted and can come and spy. She went back to the tea shop into the exact position she was before and unfroze time.
A second past
Then another
Then-
Sasuke's reaction was priceless. The second he realised his hair was in ponytails he tried to pull them off but they were so stiff he couldn't and only made it harder. At the same time there was a scream. Emma knew it was a certain blonde hokage.
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50 miles away...
A scream was heard by all shinobi on missions within 50 miles and all birds flew away, startled at the sound.
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At this point Emma was having such a hard time containing her laughter she was shaking when she picked up her tea. Sasuke and most likely Naruto on the other hand were releasing serious KI. (killing intent) So much that it could be felt from a mile away. Sasuke left covering up his hair (or trying to) heading towards the sound of the scream. Emma payed and followed him, turning invisible on the way. (Yes. She can do that.) This is going to be fun. They went into Naruto's office to find him pulling on black hair in front of a handheld mirror.
"Naruto... what the hell is going on?" Sasuke asked, anger tracing his voice.
"How the hell am I supposed to know Sasuke?! I blinked and suddenly I have a wig in a weird hairstyle that I can't remove! And- Wait why do you have the same hairstyle as me?"
Emma couldn't contain her laughter at the sight in front of her, and burst out laughing revealing herself to the men in the room.