*clop....clop...clop....clop* the noise of combat boots hitting the stone floor sounded out as I walked up the stairs after releasing every prisoner I passed on my way here. At the top of the stairs is a glass dome and in the centre is the top of the base in terms of position and power.
Vice admiral haruko haruharanaharukanaharu. Or haruhara for short, even her parents fucking hate her to give her a name like that. Doesn't help that she looks like the pink chick from flcl and Sakura Haruno blended together. That forehead can block bullets or so I hear.
She's scribbling down so fast that most office workers would be in awe as she's zooming through her paper work. As the sound of my boots continue to resound out she doesn't even look up from her work. She just says in a sickeningly sweet voice that gives me nam flash backs of Dolores I'm bridge "who is it~".
"Commodore....Ligma....balls" she stops scribbling before she begins to shake in anger. The pen in her hands snaps in two and is grounded to dust in her grasp. "Youuuuuu" "me" she then slams the desk shattering it tossing all her paper work into the floor. She kicked her chair backwards into a glass window causing cracks to spread.
"The demon has finally come to die, my nee-sama has been reported to be in pain for several days. I pondered why until one of my sisters reported that the heathen has left. I can finally gut you like a fish and present your head to her so she can return my advances"
"The only demon dying today is you haruhara.....you grackle cheuksian abomination." Veins are bulging on her head in typical wunch fashion. "Your begging for death" she screeched out so I replied "all the pink on your body yet no one dares to say it. I will though......your a pig" the room goes silent and all the glass windows begin shivering.
"NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!!!!!" And like that she vanished in a blur of light and began bouncing off the windows. Her ability is similar to the hanged man from JJBA, she can hop into any reflective surface and hide in them. She's a killing machine on open water and even more so in her little snow globe of an office.
As she shined around the room numerous little nicks appeared on my skin. She likes to toy with her prey but this bitch can't seem to be it through her skull. I'm no prey!!!!!! And with that in mind I begin compressing my body downwards which doesn't make my body bend, instead it makes me look smaller.
{shockwaves....release} and with a krackoom I return to my normal height whilst all the kinetic energy I built up gets blasted outward. Similar to the pop pop fruit shockwaves spread out shattering the ground and windows around me.
I heard her scream "gahhhhh" meaning I must have got her, if you break the window she's in it's the equivalent to breaking her so I had to make a way to smash her all at once. It's became eerily quiet so I began checking my wounds.
My back and legs have a few cuts along with one larger gash on my inner thigh and right shoulder. Using tekkai I force the wounds shut and then begin to walk forward with my guard up. I kept my haki focused around me waiting for her to attack from one of the shards.
As I was waiting patiently for the attack I didn't notice how my eye was slightly teary, I assumed it was because of battle so ignored it as my vision blurred in that eye. Letting that distract me could be her plan.
What I didn't notice was the tiny arm stretching out from my iris with fingers turning to glass reaching for my throat. My danger senses kicked in and I reached for my throat to block. "Die!!!!" *splurt*
*krakrack* "ahhhhhhh!!!" Haruhara screamed as I crushed her wrist and yanked her out of her hiding spot. My hand was bloodied as I blocked her stab but she's worse for wear. I'm blind in one eye right now so I just close them both and rely on my haki.
She began monologuing so I don't think she noticed my eyes rolling as they shut. "Kukuku almost got you there you limp dicked imp. That was my new power courtesy of my awakening. Eyes are the windows to the soul...it's only natural that I can hide in those".
"Sorta like how you tried to hide when my granny was going to take a bath but you just got a glimpse of that green gorilla in grannies crew. I remember finding you with your eyes bleeding after that. Your other areas started to bleed after she offered to take you to her room~"
"You need to die, if not I'll never be allowed to marry!"
"Your talking like someone would want a disgusting bitch like you in the first place"
"All that venom spewing from your mouth I have to wonder if your heart is damaged. A weak heart means a weak dick after all"
"You'd certainly know after sleeping your way up to being a vide admiral position. I can practically smell one of the gorosei's balls on your breath".
She didn't like that so lunges at me, her body is pretty messed up from the shockwaves attack. It's why you never allow someone to know your full capabilities, they always develop a counter measure. The second people know I have the bane bane no mi they try and use ice based attacks. I developed shivering spring to counteract that. Next they'll try electrocuting me but I have contingencies for that too.
"Don't speak like that to a lady!!!!!" "Your a pig in a uniform so it doesn't count" I said after planting my fist in her face. "Look the plastic surgery is already half way complete~". She but her tongue and blurted out. "Bawstrrrd" before passing out. For good measure I attacked the ground making her body and all the glass debris fall into the vault below. Under all that rubble the only way to escape would be the keys to the vault...that are inside the vault hahahahaha.
Time to make my daring escape, I used spring step to jump through the new skyline I put in their base towards my ship. I spotted the others on the deck already setting sail to the open seas. The gates were wide open and there was panic in the docks as the marines scrambled.
I landed on the mast and laughed loudly drawing all attention to me. As they looked I pulled a team rock and tossed of my disguise so my normal clothes could be seen underneath. I ignored lami who asked if I was wearing that underneath the entire time.
"Ladies and gentleman..... Let it be known that today was the day that you watched Captain bell——". "Open fire!!!!!!" I then had to dodge several sniper rounds.
"Oh shit they have no manners, quickly Lami get us through those gates. Russian shoot the bombs that were placed on the ships. Muret tell me you put the bombs on their ships?" She just shrugged, what does that even mean?!?!,!
*kabooooooom!!!!!* oh I guess she did it, she put all the explosives on the one ship. Eh good enough~ "set sail!" ""Aye Aye Captain!" I then spun round and hopped on the wolf figurehead that returned as sugar turned off her powers. Jeez now the whole ship smells like eggplant, Did you know that was a berry?