We came back home to find Tiamat and Ophis looking over an egg bigger than Ophis in height. I immediately felt a connection to that egg, my daughter is in there!
"We're back!" I shout.
"Welcome home, how did your date go?" Tiamat asks teasingly provoking Vali to hide behind me.
"Well, it's okay if you're shy but I need my husband for something." She scratches her chin like she's evading something.
"You need to bleed on the egg." Ophis blurts out.
"That's not hard..."
"It has to be your heart blood."
"Still not seeing the problem." I say.
After discussing the process Vali sat down with Ophis on her lap while I took my heart out of my chest with a swift movement and let the blood pour onto the egg.
Tiamat said she can't bear to watch it and left the basement to cook for tonight. Once the egg shined and stopped taking more I put my heart back in and let my body heal.
I mean I looked into Sephiroth Graal, as long as my soul is intact I cannot die, I just keep on regenerating. Things like this are nothing.
Once the egg calmed down we inspected it, the color was sea blue but now the shell has a rainbow shine to it that draws attention.
Ophis declared herself as the guardian of the hatchling and put a pillow next to the egg and sat there with her new hand-held console.
I gave her pokemon but she is still deciding on her starter...
I shared a look with Vali before shrugging and leaving the room, I trust Ophis with this. I will pay her with bananas and more games.
Getting to the kitchen we found Tiamat cooking with a cute apron. She had a major behavior change ever since she marked me but I don't dislike it.
"So dear husband, you still need to find me the location of Ddraig." She reminded me while eating drawing Vali's attention.
"Sure, holder of the boosted gear lives in Kuoh. We need to sneak in, otherwise Rias may claim it as her property."
"That's fine."
...
As someone who can sneak in 7th Heaven(I leveled up!) getting in Kuoh was easy as breathing. Rias and co. didn't even notice Azazel living next door, so we are naturally hidden.
Here, my plans once again got trashed. Issei is no more she is called Isamu. I have no idea why Vali's name hadn't changed but whatever.
She is currently at Motohama's house watching porn and masturbating... It is a bizarre sight, thankfully I can only see their backs.
Seeing two male and one female teenager masturbating to porn while ignoring each other is just weird.
"What are they doing?" My party asks simultaneously making me sigh.
"Hyoudou Isamu, 16-year-old, goes to Kuoh high first year and she is currently masturbating with two dudes." I calmy narrated.
In the meanwhile, my senses went inside her soul to the boosted gear and observed it alongside Ddraig.
'Welsh Dragon's Power Acquired!' I declare in my mind.
I already have Albion's Divide and Reflect. Now with this, I got Boost and Penetrate.
I can finally upgrade Garden of Avalon to drain enemies while boosting allies, I can already see giant flower petals reflecting attacks. I already have semi-immortality in the area of effect thanks to Graal... That spell has become OP.
"What?!" Vali yells.
"Is it a threesome?" Tiamat asks the real questions.
"No, they're watching porn." I sigh unable to relay my complex emotions. "I mean there's a girl next to them practically naked and masturbating and those two are doing nothing!" I clear the confusion on their faces.
"I fear for the future of this country." Tiamat shivers.
"Screw the country how could my destined rival could be this shameless!"
We decided to approach her later but something happened as we were about to teleport back...
"I can't handle this, Angelica my medicine." I call out as we move back. The last straw was hearing Isamu sensually moan and the two idiots telling her to shut up.
Angelica summons an animal cage made for snake type animals and takes out a small Hydra before letting it bit me on the neck.
"Ahh~ that's the stuff." I sigh in relief as the poison does its thing.
"What the hell Merlin!?"
"You'll get hurt if I smoked so this is an alternative." I explain smoke on Holy Blunt would end Vali.
"Getting bitten by a Hydra isn't a good way to get high!"
"Lucifer-sama please, it is best for your mental health if you accept it and move on" Angelica consoles Vali.
Now that I am thinking about it Angelica has been with me since like chapter 6-7. Well, she was not in the planned harem obviously but she earned her place.
Seeing that it will take the trio long time for them to finish we went back home.
Also, I may or may not have put the idea of a threesome in their head, you know for practice when they get real boy/girlfriends. I just put it there whether they'll take it or not is up to them.
You know what? Isamu should be thanking me that she's getting a DP on her first time.
...
That evening I set the magic womb as I would call it, there was Cath Palugs in Avalon but those don't look anything like Fou-kun. So I needed to make a template myself.
I could yoink a Fou-kun from another dimension but I hate summonings. In the end, I sat down with Tiamat and talked about creation.
I mean she was a creation Goddess once she should be able to help.
"So you want to create a familiar for yourself since I no longer count as one?" She asks.
"I just want a cute squirrel-like thing that will hit me whenever I act like a pervert..." That came out wrong.
"Should I dust off my corset dear?" Tiamat teases seeing my face.
"You got it wrong... Let's just focus on this."
"Hmm." She hums meaningfully.
We made way into making the genetic template, also I wanted to ensure Fou would not become a beast of calamity while having a good level of power. So it is taking the time.
...
The next day we managed to catch Isamu alone at home, she seemed to be hobbling but she had the most stupid grin on her face. To me, it was horrifying, because she has the exact face of Issei but with a DxD style busty body and long hair.
She might look okay to those who don't know Issei but it is a traumatic event for me, thank God I didn't see her face yesterday.
I let Tiamat take the wheel from there on, I couldn't even enter the house so she and Vali went ahead but Vali stormed off after fifteen minutes and asked me about my breast preference.
I guess Isamu hit a sore spot since Vali is flat. I spent my time caressing her head consolingly.
Tiamat left the house after half an hour with a contract in her hand that said she owns Isamu's ass.
"So, how did it go?"
"Good, I own her body and soul until she pays her debt but I decided to start the training tomorrow since she is having trouble walking." She glares at me.
"Really?"
"Don't pretend you had no hand in it, Merlin." I raised my hands innocently.
"Seriously I just gave them the idea, it's not my fault they acted on it."
"Talked like a real Devil master." Angelica quips. I decide to ignore the sass.
"Well, I am glad you got yourself a student Tia. Vali has katana lessons and I have a dungeon to build. It seems we are all busy." I mutter.
Vali really started training with katanas. I was mostly joking but Albion supported her by saying cutting space with his Divide is nothing.
We tested it but it didn't work as Albion boasted, now Vali is focusing on that.
As we were walking back I noticed a gaze on myself from the clouds and looked up. "It seems like it's going to rain." My tone was solemn but my eyes twinkled with joy.
I have complex feelings about Gabriel for some reason, I want to sleep with her but then I don't. I never had such a desire for someone so far. Maybe it is because of her face.
I mean, seriously? Couldn't they draw her a bit better in LN? I have a serious bias against her just because of that drawing.
Well, I already have a plan on getting her out of her shell. I doubt she is innocent as people claim you don't live 10.000+ years and stay naive, this isn't a cultivation world.
Suddenly a thought occurs to me. I wonder an alternative version of my family exists in this world? I guess I am visiting Turkey...