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Chapter 59 - Red Cloak Part 3

Part 2: Shinu De Nuevo

Arc 7: Changed World.

(Inside the police station that Kane was taken to)

Kane: (He is sitting the interrogation room in front of the table, his hands are cuffed. A guard is standing in the room, behind him) Hey! I want my phone call! It'll only take a minute!

Guard: Shut up and maybe you'll get your phone call!

Kane: Jeez, tough crowd, huh?! (He looks at the one-way mirror) Yeah, I'm talking to you Mr Dude behind the one-way mirror! (Two police officers enter the interrogation room) Ah! And here comes Mr Good Cop and Mr Bad Cop, I want Robocop though.

Officer #1: Cut the crap!

Kane: Alright... give me a knife and a toilet then!

Officer #1: You think you're funny?!

Kane: Yes, officer. I... am the court jester.

Officer #2: (He sits down across from Kane) Mind explaining yourself then? Impersonating an officer of the law is a crime.

Kane: Fine... I guess I'll break it to you... I hunt monsters. (Both of the police officers try and hide their laughter) I'm not joking nor lying! I was there to hunt a monster! But this one... it's so intimidating, it might just be from a different planet entirely!

Officer: (He tries to hide his laughter) What planet is it from then?

Kane: ... Uranus. Because it's so large...

(Kane is thrown inside a jail cell with another two prisoners inside)

Kane: HEY!!! (He opens his arms as the police officers walk off) My phone call!!!

The guard: (He hands his phone over to Kane) Fine then!!! If it'll shut you up!!

Kane: (He takes the phone) Thank you. (He dials Able) Come on, pick up! Pick up!

Able: (On the other side of the phone call) Kane? What the hell happened?

Kane: I... I'm in jail. On the bright side, I think I may know a way for you to... (He looks around and covers his mouth as he talks) Kill the Aka Manto.

Able: (On the other side) Well go ahead!

Kane: Since it's a spirit it doesn't have a physical body. However he does have a mask. So I have a theory, one of two things. First you could pick yellow, rip his mask off and punch the bastard's face. Or pick yellow and break the mask! What do you think?!

Able: I'll try both, thanks!

Kane: Oh and Able! Please get me the hell out of here!!!

Able: I will... eventually. Just remember to not drop the soap and stay away from anyone called buba.

(Able hangs up on the other side)

Kane: Able? (The guard starts taking the phone away) ABLE!!! (He looks at the other prisoners) *Gulp* He better hurry the fuck up...

(At Camp Natsu around 16:03)

(Able is sitting in the car, listening to "Indestructible" by Disturbed. He is preparing for the fight with Aka Manto, by stretching and just getting ready)

Able: You may have just one arm, but you can still kick ass! So let's go to the bathroom! Shall we (He walks to the bathroom and into the last toilet stall) So what do I do now? Aka! Aka! Aka?! That didn't work... (He looks around and only sees an empty toilet paper roll) That's step in the right direction, I guess?! (He reaches out to the toilet paper roll, when suddenly he hears an echoey rasp voice behind him say "Red or Blue paper?") That works... (He slightly turns his head and sees a red mantle with a yellow Japanese stage mask, holding out red and blue toilet paper flowing behind him) No... I don't like any of those two... I want yellow!!! (He quickly turns around and grabs hold of the mask. He rips it off and reveals the face of the Aka Manto, an old man around 78 years old with no eyes in the sockets at all and long grey hair) Oh now that ain't charming at all!!! (He breaks the mask in his hand and summons Excalibur, driving it into the face of the Aka Manto, it turns its head away from Able) I'm honestly surprised I can swing this around with one arm! (The Aka Manto turns its head to Able, it isn't even affected by Excalibur) Oh... Kane... you son of a-...! (The floor beneath him disappears, a portal opens into the fiery pits of the 7th Circle of Hell, where a pool of boiling blood lies, guarded by Centaurs with bows. Able jumps onto the wall connected to the door and holds onto it) Note to self, kick brother's ass! (His hand starts slipping as he gets pulled down into Hell) Shit! Looks like I'm gonna be cosplaying as Dante today! (His hand slips and he starts falling down into Hell. But just as his arm reaches inside a Scythe catches him by his coat and holds him against the wall) The hell?!

(The door gets knocked down by a wind based Elementa and inside steps Mia Kaunserā)

Mia: (She stares at Able) You okay? (Able merely gives her thumbs up and a "I'm Fine" smile) Good, cause I'm gonna need that Scythe.

(Able is suddenly teleported outside along with the Scythe next to him)

Able: (He is sitting on the grass and he points at Mia) Yeah, you take a shot at him! (He lies down) I'ma take a nap, my back hurts! *Under his breath* Another day Virgil, another day...

Mia: (She summons her Scythe to her hand, "the Utsukushī Scythe" and her Elementa, "Senko Wind" it sends out strong shock-waves of wind, strong enough to cut the opponent clean open) So I was right, it is an Aka Manto, this won't take longer than five minutes. You'll be wiping your tears away with that toilet paper! (She runs at the Aka Manto and immediately decapitates it, she runs along the wall and kicks the head into the portal. She grabs hold of the cloak as she runs along the wall and moves the cloak on top of the portal, she jumps off the wall and uses a shockwave from Senko Wind to knock the cloak down to hell closing the portal) Sayonara!

(A few of the campers surround around Able)

Camper #1: Is... he asleep?

Camper #2: No. No. I think he's dead. We better get him out of here before he starts to stink.

Able: (He jumps awake) *Quickly and Out of breath* Don't impale me with that sword! (He looks around and sees the camp) Ah great... just when I thought this was over and done with.

Mia: (She stands over Able) It is done with. Are you gonna go and bail out your brother now, Able?

Able: How do you know my name and yeah, I suppose so...

Mia: Come on, the 3rd son of King Arthur, Ruler of the Royal Demons? It's a surprise more people don't know you.

Able: Yeah... you got a point.

(Inside the jail)

Kane: (He is sitting impatiently inside the jail cell) Come on, Able! Please hurry up!

(Able walks up to the jail cell)

Able: How's it been? Served your time? Do you feel like you can reintegrate into society?

Kane: Able!!! Get me the hell outta here!

(A guard starts opening the cell door)

Able: You lucky bastard! (Kane walks out of the cell and Able immediately punches him) You nearly got me killed! Your yellow, mask, punch thing nearly got me sent to Hell! Mia saved my life.

Kane: (Holding onto his nose) Mia?

Able: She's a REAPER! And a badass at that!

Kane: Oh... that explains a lot.

Able: Yeah and she's outside, waiting for us.

Kane: Let's just get going, please. This place gives me the... creeps.

(They walk outside where Mia is waiting)

Kane: (He walks up to Mia) Yeah... umm... Mia I just want to thank you for... uh...

Mia: Saving your brother's life, due to both your and his sheer stupidity to go through with an idea that will never work?

Kane: Yeah that exactly. And I also want to ask you a favor...

Mia: And that is?

Kane: Me and my brother... kinda have to save the world. From this insane maniac with a split personality syndrome. We need as many people to help us as possible. And since you're a Reaper and a strong one at that. I want to ask for your hel-...

Mia: (She covers Kane's lips with her finger) Shut up! I'm in. This is my world too and I as a Reaper have sworn to protect Humanity. So, I'm in. And I'll be in the car!

(She walks off and sits in the backseat)

Able: (He looks at Mia and back to Kane who is trying to hide his blush. An excited and surprise smile grows on his face) Holy... Shit!!!

Kane: What?!

Able: You... have a crush on little miss waifu Sam Reyes here!

Kane: No I don't!

Able: Yeah you do!

Kane: No I don't!

Able: For the trillionth time, yes you do! She's cute and a Tsundere, just like Sam. Except for the cute and Tsundere part... k- kinda.

[I don't know how to feel about the fanart someday]

Kane: She's nothing like Sam...

Able: Yes she is.

Kane: (He shakes his head and walk to the car) Just shut up, please.

Able: Alright then!

(End of Chapter 59)