I abandoned my job for the first time in my life.
The gatekeeper's job is to stick to the gate. However, as if I was magically cast from the top of my head to my toes, I chased two white fluttering things away from the west gate.
For the first time today, I learned that there are such beautiful things in this world.
The slender and annoying legs give off a healthy yet seductive pheromone. The too short trousers, which only hide the hips, were pushed up by the well-shaped hips, and at first glance, the mouth naturally became sloppy and half-opened. The waist is irresistible and nice.
"Oh ... Elie-chan ..."
I walked after her. Hot liquid seems to be dripping from both holes in my nose, but my head is so sick that I don't feel like wiping it.
Gashern, someone who fell in love with Elie somewhere, drops her tableware.
Daddy Daddy Parin, and the owner of a general store in the west shopping district, drop the five plates he had in his hands with a watering can and break them like watering a flowerbed.
A young man on a date was nailed to Elie-chan and held her nose with both hands, saying "ha ... hohi ...", but she slapd her ears and pulled her, but Elie-chan's Keep an eye on her chest, so eat her slap, hey! Makes a creepy sound in the shopping district.
Furthermore, a merchant man who was loading a carriage was surprised to see Elie and Ariana, and in an awkward appearance of holding his crotch and nose, he fell off the carriage with Dongara Gashan, and the horse surprised by the sound was Hiheen. call out.
Acclaimed during her recruitment, and last night to see the raw leg of Elly-chan to the blacksmith of the old man is in the opening preparation that had wrapped the tube in the tavern, "Oh the crust Nuoooo the crust the crust!" Meaning unknown to had to hand screaming The owner of the inn, who is a close friend of the blacksmith who slammed the signboard on the ground and rushed out after hearing the cry, said, "Wow, ah, ah, ah, ah!" The cowardly Heho bird, who seems to have been nearby, is surprised and causes breathing difficulty with Heho Heho.
Anas screaming, hell pictorial, would say this.
Elie-chan and Ariana-chan just walked on the road, the destroyed things were scattered, and many fainted people rolled. The men, who were bleeding a lot and were unconscious, roared with an eerie growl like an undead monster.
Like the dessert scorpion attracted to fresh raw meat, the men in the still-moving shopping district wander after Ellie and Ariana.
I saw Elie laughing with a big smile in front of the takoyaki shop, showing off the story of Giran's husbands, "Please."
"Tenshi ... ??"
A hot pulse rushed through my heart and lower body, and a bloody water ball spewed out of my nose, and my consciousness broke off, like when I fell asleep listening to her mother's lullaby.
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Ariana and I at the Adventurer's Association finished the reception at the counter.
The association is crowded with hundreds of adventurers who are about to take the exam, townspeople who are coming to cheer, and customers who are gambling.
"Oh, Janjan! Kuchibiruu!"
I found them, so I waved and called Ariana and her.
"Elie-chan Ha --- Lo !!!!?"
"Elysha --- Hmm !!!! ??"
Jean Jean and Kuchi Beer, who seemed to have completed the reception earlier, made a dexterous move to look at me and hold down my crotch and nose.
The two turned their heels around and disappeared into the crowd.
Akan ....
This outfit may be too stimulating ...
No, since they were originally two people with high liking, they probably thought they were cute. It won't look like that to others. Even if Elie is super cute, isn't it?
"This is a very exciting outfit."
"Oh Agnus-chan. Hello"
Agnus of the dragon flame is dressed in a red cloak and red armor, and comes here while sewing between the crowds.
Behind him is a party member, a large man dressed like a priest's dress, "White-eared Klimt," a turban man with a medium-sized sword on his back, "Tomahawk of Rift," and a short cloak. Three people were waiting for the man in the figure, "Don of the Swordless". For some reason, everyone is holding their noses. Did anyone come by flatulence?
"As usual, I've spoken to adventurers I know. Jera's top rankers are joining the rescue team across the board."
"Well! Thank you Agnus-chan! You're a top adventurer!"
I was so happy that I put my hands together, brought him around his chest, and smiled.
"Fufu. You seem to have transformed into a lady who makes a man cry."
"Hmm? What is it?"
"No, nothing. After that, if the magic remodeling facility can be identified, the operation will start."
"I understand that today."
"really?"
"Yes!"
She nodded, took the map out of her pocket and laid it out on the table Ariana had picked up and freed. You can see from the line of sight that the adventurers around you are looking at us in a long distance. For some reason, the man is pinching his nose with his fingers, and the woman is shining her eyes at Ariana.
Kun-kun.
It doesn't smell like that.
Even so, Ariana's cuteness will be irresistible for women.
It's like a doll.
For the time being, I decided not to worry about the gallery, and with Elie's beautiful finger, I pointed to the batten mark that Pokaji put on.
"Here"
"here…"
Agnus sees the mark on the map and makes a difficult face.
"No way, what is the" Desert of the Sky "..."
"Judgment of Kubo?"
"There are a lot of sand hells, and it's said that once you step in, you won't come back."
"Oh ... but I have no choice but to go?"
"There must be a safe route because the enemy is also transporting goods. Some people may know. Klimt."
Klimt dressed in white priestly clothes nodded and went up the stairs leading to the back of the association while squeezing through the crowd. Maybe I'll ask the chief of the Jera branch. He's certainly old and he's the head of the Adventurer's Association. He knows a lot.
"Elie-chan! Elie-chan is here !?"
Suddenly, the swing door at the entrance opened vigorously, and the cosette rolled into the Adventurer's Association while shaking the skull.
I wonder what.
Ariana and I rushed to Cosette.
"What's wrong with the cosette?"
"It's hard! I don't know the cause, but many men in the west shopping street fell down with nosebleeds!"
"What was that!?"
Great!
It would be bad if it was a new kind of plague.
"Agunas-chan, let's talk later."
"Okay, princess. I'll be back by the time of the exam."
"Of course, but patients have priority."
"I thought you would say that. I'll talk to the association so it's okay to be a little late."
"Thank you! Let's go Ariana!"
"Yup"
Leave the association and hurry to the west treatment center where the patient is housed.
The cosette made two vigorous turns on the way, so he recovered with "healing heels" both times and started running immediately.
While running, for some reason, I heard the sound of the plate cracking and the sound of turning things over from behind. Really today's Oasis Jera is noisy. Probably because of the Adventurer's Association test.
Arrived at the west treatment center and opened the van and door.
"Everyone should feel at ease! Please line up in order from the person who is sick because you will see them in order."
I looked around the hospital with a smile to reassure the patient.
Elie's cute and mysterious smile. It will calm you down.
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !! !! !!
Nosebleeds spewed from the noses of dozens of patients with a force like a water ball, sprayed on walls, windows, floors, stained glass, and treatment beds, and the hospital became a bloody disaster like a splatter movie.
It 's good, good, good! !!
What the hell is that! !! !!
"Cha ah ah ah ah!"
The cosette fainted when he saw a large amount of blood, and the skull rolled down from his head and rotated in the sea of blood.
"Elie ...!"
"I know"
He puts a "healing heel" on the cosette, carries it to the corner of the hospital and lays it down, and uses her physical strengthening to rush Ariana and her patients to the center of the clinic to circulate her magical power at high speed.
"Remember that light, and if you wish, it will be a great healing light ..." Healing Luminous Cure Highlight "!!"
The range-type recovery magic "Healing Luminous Cure Highlight" envelops the patients.
The lost blood does not return, but the physical strength recovers.
Dozens of people are out of breath, but somehow they survived and the crisis is over.
Abune. What is the cause of this?
If it was a plague, it would be pretty bad.
"Oh ... the gatekeeper of the west gate?"
"Elie ... chan ...... Ugh ..."
"Are you okay ?!"
"Oh, it's okay ..."
"You can't get up forcibly"
She quickly rushes in, puts her thighs on the back of the gatekeeper, and supports her head with her right hand.
"Uhhhh !!!"
"What!"
A large amount of nosebleed popped out from the gatekeeper's nose again.
I don't know, I'll die at this rate!
He put the gatekeeper's head on her thigh and hurriedly elaborated her magical power.
"I was forever looking for a ray of light to give to you, dear, to harbor and guide love ..." Light of blessing "!"
When the intermediate white magic "light of protection" was activated, the pillar of light pierced the ceiling and went straight, wrapping me and the gatekeeper. The magical wind pressure lifted the blonde pigtail upwards and shook it.
Some blood can be recovered with upper intermediate magic.
"Uh, beautiful ..."
"Don't talk"
"D, Elie-chan ... Already ...... That ...... Huh ..."
"Don't talk. It's okay if you're at rest."
The gatekeeper was fluttering his mouth and desperately complaining about something.
He perceived the atmosphere and put his ears close to his mouth.
"Already ...... with that clothes ...... I shouldn't go out ..."
"Why is that ...?"
"You are ... too ......... cute ...... from ......... everyone ...… this kind of thing ..."
"eh?"
"My ...... my head ... underneath ...... thighs ...... thighs ......"
"Futomo?"
"Fu ...… Thighs ...… but ...... Nosebleed ...… Cause ......
To put it simply, the gatekeeper was exhausted.
The face of the gatekeeper buried in Ellie's thighs looked happy and happy, like a salesman who sold out specialized products.
I became embarrassed and immediately pulled out my thigh from the gatekeeper's head. Gon, his head hits the floor.
"Ah, Ariana ... I wonder if I'm so attractive ...?"
I irresistibly asked Ariana, who was digging around the gatekeeper's face with the handle of a whip.
I can't believe that the men are so cute that they have nosebleeds just by looking at them. In Grafner, I kept being told that it was ugly and fat. That's not true.
"Cute ... even I'm crazy ..."
"Hahahahahaha ..."
"These lewd people should never feel that way again ..."
Hearing my dry laugh, Ariana gently raised her mouth.
"A demon beast in the ground that lives in the chaotic abyss. Express your anger in the direction that you point to in response to my wishes ... Guilty--"
"Stop stop! If you use gravity magic, it will be a blow to you."
"No good?"
"No!"
"all right…"
When Ariana reluctantly stopped her magic, her entrance opened with a bang, and Jean Jean and Kuchi Beer came in.
"Wow! This is terrible!"
"Why is this blood clot!"
"Hey, both of us. Am I so cute?"
Toward Jean-Jean and Kuchibir who looked at the hospital in a daze, raise the twin tails softly with both hands, put the left hand on the waist, put the right hand on the thigh, lean forward, pull the chest, and wink lightly.
"......... Uh"
"......... Deshu"
――― Bushaa! !! !!
A bloody water ball popped out from the noses of the two, Jean-Jean leaned forward, and Kuchi Beer fell on his back.
Akan ....
The shorts were sealed for a while ....
"Everyone is guilty ..."
Ariana whispered and began chanting her gravity magic, "The Gravity Guilty Gravity to Condemn."