It was supposed to be a very beautiful night, but unfortunately, everything was ruined by that bitch Grace.
'I curse you can't find a boyfriend forever!'
'I curse you can only solve your physical urges with cucumber all your life!'
'I curse you, the best cucumber you get become sloppy!;
'Huh? The last one seems a bit cruel!'
'I don't care anymore, just stay away from her in the future.'
Back at home, Vardy was lying in bed, feeling bored, and wanted to go into the system to see, but he knew that the League Cup game was not within the scope of the system reward statistics, so even if he scored 2 goals in the game against Sheffield Wednesday.
In the end, he still didn't get anything.
However, the question of how to quickly implement the teasing behavior to gain characteristic points made Vardy a little worried, this is really a hurdle that can't be passed!
Turning on the TV, he saw a picture of a clown flashing, which gave Vardy an interesting idea.
In the circus show, the clowns wore nice colorful hats.
Vardy was not interested in the clown hat but was inspired by it.
Why can't he dye his hair colorful?
Er, the style seems to be called the kill Matt in his previous life?
Although his hair was not long enough, straightening them up would barely make it.
The main key here is the color.
Thinking of this, Vardy could no longer lie down and got up and went straight to the barbershop.
The stylist at the barbershop faithfully executed Vardy's request; straightening his hair, and dyeing it colorfully, like having a bird's feathers on his head.
"Are you sure you like this style of design?" After the stylist finished his work, he was ashamed.
This ruined styling is just smashing his own reputation!
But Vardy was satisfied with his new look.
Although he doesn't think it is acceptable.
And it isn't much different from a mental patient.
The key is to have fun!
As long as he can get his own characteristic points, he will do anything!
....
On the next day, Vardy rode his bicycle and directly went to the training base.
He was like a gust of wind, passing by the paparazzi squatting at the door, who didn't even understand what was going on.
"What was that? a Birdman?" A paparazzi opened his mouth and muttered to himself.
"I'm going to call the police, the Everton training base was raided by an unidentified creature, it seems to be an alien!" An impatient paparazzi had already picked up his phone and wanted to call the police.
Another paparazzi with better dynamic vision immediately stopped him, and said a little uncertainly: "How come it looks like Vardy?"
In fact, not only the paparazzi were terrified, but also the janitor of Everton Training Base was scared to a heart attack.
When Vardy walked into the locker room, his teammates were talking about beautiful women while changing their clothes.
The atmosphere was intense, but when they saw Vardy, the whole locker room went silent.
Fcuk, what the fcuk is this?
"What are these things on top of your head?" Gravesen finally recovered from his initial surprise and asked in horror.
All of his teammates also looked shocked.
Even Carsley took his clothes and quickly covered his naked body with a scared look.
Vardy fumbled for his hair; understanding that the lethality of his hair was so great?
"Isn't my new hairstyle handsome?" Vardy put on a self-righteous posture and laughed.
The next thing he was greeted by the clothes thrown by his teammates.
"How did you get this stupid look, have you taken too many drugs and aren't awake!" Carsley came over and rubbed Vardy's head.
The other teammates also came over and gathered around Vardy.
Mental patients, they have seen, but a person with such brain damage to have such a hairstyle, they have never seen.
Vardy pushed Carsley away and said uncomfortably: "How can you middle-aged and elderly people understand the psychology of us young people? Just wait, I will lead a generation of fashion trends, and this style will become the most popular look in autumn and winter this year!"
All teammates raised their middle fingers at Vardy.
"Come on, Chadwick, you are also a young man. Can you tell me, can you accept the look of this birdman?" Gravesen asked the 21-year-old forward Chadwick, seemingly wanting to prove to Vardy that it was just his brain disability.
Chadwick was a little scared of the bald guy Gravesen, so it doesn't matter whether he can accept it or not.
"I'm really sorry Vardy, I think this looks bad!" Chadwick shook his head and said seriously.
Everyone thought that Vardy would be very depressed, but they all thought wrong; the more they couldn't accept it, the happier he would be.
If everyone approves of this hairstyle, what else can he do?
Good, very good!
But Vardy didn't want to show his cowardice in front of his teammates, so he said toughly: "I think you are jealous, cause your big bald head didn't even have the hair to dye it!"
Then... this provoked a lot of anger, and the bald-headed guy Gravesen and Carsley thrashed Vardy in the dressing room.
...
On the training ground, Moyes was thinking about the next game against Middlesbrough.
The team is now doing well and must maintain a stable state as much as possible.
When the player came out, Moyes, who was very focused, didn't even notice Vardy.
When he came back to his senses, he was so surprised that his eyes were about to fall out.
What the fuck!
What is this stuff?
Do the birdmen attack?
If it weren't for seeing Vardy's face under the colorful scenes, I'm afraid Moyes would have peed.
Finally recovering from the fright, Moyes was very angry.
Seeing the players holding their smiles, Moyes' face was flushed.
"Jamie!" Moyers stretched his voice, "Do you think the amount of training recently is not enough?"
Vardy shook his head; he was having an urge to turn around and run.
"Then why do you still have the mood to dye your hair, and still have such a ghastly look? It seems that I really need to increase the amount of your training, saving you the time and effort to do these messy things!"
Vardy wanted to cry, but he didn't have any tears!
It's hard to tease nowadays!
This is destined to be a thorny road, and even if Vardy dies, he has to go on!
Of course, Moyes will not really punish him.
After all, he still has to rely on Vardy in the weekend game, otherwise, he will not replace him in the first half of the game against Sheffield Wednesday.