Astrid's POV I pat my hand on the other side of the bed expecting Elsa to be there but it's empty. I open my eyes and am extremely worried and confused now. Is she okay? She's usually here. Where is she? I stand up and scan the bathroom, she isn't there. I leave the room and check Hiccup's. I quietly open the door and aww at the sight. Jack and Elsa slept together. I guess they worked out their problems. Wait if Elsa is here then where is Hiccup. I go downstairs and see Hiccup on the sofa with one leg dangling on the ground. I giggle and look at him with love but then I remember how he treated me today. I walk up to him and slap his forehead. He gets alarmed and stumbles to the ground. I try my best to hold my chuckles but a tiny one slips away. He stands up and sees me staring at him. He gulps with fear and starts stammering "Milady. I'm so sorry and I don't even know what I'm apologizing for. Don't punch me. Please!" I punch him right in the face "Well my dumb boyfriend you treated me like shit today. You completely ignored me after we came home. I have been struggling to talk to you but you just walk away and pretend I don't even exist" And Que the stutters "What. No. I. I didn't. When did I? When did I? I was thinking about something important. I didn't mean to milady. I. Me" I put my finger on his lips shutting him. Ugh, why does he stutter so much? I take a deep breath and reply "Well what have you been thinking about then? Another girl?" I lift my eyebrow. He starts flinging his hands everywhere "No. Never. How could you! You're the only one I think about. Your smile, your laugh, your eyes, Your... I love you Astrid Hofferson with everything I have and always will" I smile. Now I turn serious and ask "Then what? It doesn't clarify why you've been avoiding me" He pats the side of the sofa and tells me to sit down by his side. I take a seat and grab his hand letting him know to explain now. He sighs and tells "I don't want this. I don't want what we have. I want a proper relationship, milady. It's been two years. We have two rooms here. I can...maybe move in with you? We have been dating for over 3 years now. Yes, I love it that we live in the same house. We are about to turn 19 and are going to the same school now but I want to sleep by your side making sure you're safe. Cuddling and fall asleep listening to your heartbeat. I love you, milady I always have and I want to take this next step. So, please would you?" When he finishes I'm shocked. Yes, I've thought about it before but not this considerable. I get a grip of myself and talk "Hiccup I'm sorry I never realized. I guess I imagined about it maybe twice or thrice but never greatly. I don't know what to say. I guess...Yes" he lunges up and down like a child. Grabs my hand and yanks me in his arm. He settles his hands on my face and gazes into my eyes with nothing but affection and pulls me in a deep and passionate kiss. Stunned at first but gradually I give in and kiss him back with the same force. We part with our foreheads touching and panting. Still glancing at me he explains "Well, you know I can't sleep in my room and this couch is not fit for me. So...could I maybe I don't know...Sleep with you. I mean I realize we just discussed it. But you did approve. I mean. Could I. Maybe. Please. I. We. Me. Ew. Wait what" he looks at the ceiling with a skeptical look. I grab his face and make him gaze into my eyes "Umm. If you will cuddle with me and bombard me with "I love you, milady" Then perhaps we can." He grins "Well...ok then I love you, milady. Shall we go? I could say this in bed too. I'm very exhausted and my back stings from sleeping on the couch. Damn is this what old people feel like? Because I'm not looking forward to it then" he has a disgusting and fearful look on his face. I laugh and punch his arm then run to the bedroom hoping he would follow me and he does. I hop on the bed and settle the blanket on me. He jumps on me. I shriek a bit and he puts a hand on my mouth but after he removes it. I frown and say "Well, are you going to kidnap me" He decides to play along "I don't know if I should ask for money. I could just keep you forever because are you one elegant Valkyrie" I act terrified "Oh please don't! I have a very handsome boyfriend who I want to spend my life with". Hiccup beams "That guy is one lucky ass I must say. Also Nah sorry I can't! You will stay with me forever babe" I cringe at the word babe. It sounds awful appearing from his mouth. I shake my head and answer " I can do anything to get out of here. Anything you demand" He gives a cunning smile "Anything. I don't think you can handle what I would do to you" Oh boy I know what's arriving next...He proceeds but now whispers in my ear "If you stay here I prefer the word daddy" I have a shocked and disgusted expression. He cracks up at my face " I got you good Milady" I get back in my senses and wail "Never knew you had that side babe but now that I saw it...I never knew how much I adored you as you are. Don't ever get that side out again! I kinda assumed that I would be excited but I choose my dorky and full of sarcasm Hiccup" He laughs again and leans down still spreading on me. He admits "Believe me, Milady. Me too. I am the one you fell in love with and I don't plan to change myself. I love you Milady" suddenly he kisses me with all the force he got. Also laying on me did put him at an advantage. He sneaks a hand under my back and pulls me up in a deeper kiss. I moan and that makes him pull me harder. I tug him by his collar deeper indicating him some dominance. After a good 5 minute make-out he dips on me and sets his head on my chest. Listening to my heartbeat and as promised bombards me with "I love you milady" mumbling. I settle my hand in his hair. He grabs my free hand and plants small kisses on it and unexpectedly bites my thumb. I shriek a little, snatch my hand from his and smack his head. He laughs and it lightens up my heart. He grabs the blanket that's lying on the floor now because of our make-out session and covers us with it. Well more like him because he is laying on me. We both fall asleep and I can't help but fall for him all over again. I'm the luckiest girl alive on Earth. I can't stand not being with him. I nudge my head up and glance at him. He's numb and letting out small cute snores. I kiss his hair and whisper "I love you, babe. Never leave me Hiccup. Never" I fall back on the pillow and sleep still whispering "Never Hiccup. Never" Hiccup's POV Ugh this light! I fuss in my sleep and then can't help it. I was nearly to roll and stand up so I can shut the curtains that I realize something delicate below me and this familiar odour. The memories of yesterday rush in. I close my eyes again and get a kick out of the tenderness of hers. After a good 5 minutes, I push my head up to get a decent glimpse of her face. I can't help but cherish her stunning features. Her cute button nose, pink lips, glamorous eye shape, round face. If only I can see her glorious blue eyes. Well, I'll have to wait she's asleep. I keep watching her and my heartbeat raises. What did I do to deserve her? Thor, please don't ever take her away from me I love her so much. I drop my head on her chest again gradually so I don't wake her up and get lost in her odour again. My heartbeat keeps getting faster. The sun doesn't even bother me anymore. All of a sudden Astrid stirs. Is she fatigued of my weight on her? Did I hurt her, Oh my Thor Is she ok? I start panicking and caress her a little tighter this time. She moves and strokes her hand up and down on my back. I look up realizing that she's unquestionably awake now. I get lost in her sleepy and gorgeous blue eyes "Are you ok? Did I hurt you milady? I know I shouldn't have slept on you" She sets a finger on my lips "No babe you didn't. I was gonna wake up anyway but just a bit earlier than usual because of your cute heartbeat. Also, I could feel you staring at me" I lower my head on her chest and disguise my blush. She chuckles and oh boy does it lighten my soul. Oh, how I cherish her. Her voice is so soothing, It's a melody to my ears. She attempts to move and moans "Hiccup get up I need to make breakfast. Elsa and Jack will wake up anytime soon" I fucking start panicking now believe me I love her to death but her cooking causes death! Last time she prepared this Yaknog for me. When she left I poured it on the plant and... it died. Like word-for-word turned black. Not gonna lie I feel guilt, I killed a poor plant that had nothing to do with Astrid. I hold her tighter this time and making her stay in bed longer. She gets irritated now and groans louder this time "Hiccup get up! I need to prepare breakfast. Y'all need to eat to stay alive" chills run through my body. I mumble "Believe me we will live without your food" She interrogates "huh?" Thank Thor she didn't hear. I instantly explain "Let me hug you for a bit longer. I love you Milady" she rolls her eyes and then dips her head on the pillow again and we remain there for roughly 10 minutes. She knows I won't let her get up so she shoves me off herself and I collapse to the ground. I stand up and rub my butt "Ouch what was that for?" She stands up and hits my shoulder "That was for annoying me and not letting me get up" Then yanks me by the collar, pulls me in a kiss and confesses "And that's for everything else dork" Ah, this never gets old! Astrid goes to the washroom and comes out wearing gray sweatpants! Ok, gray sweatpants are just something else. She sets her hair in a dirty bun and oh boy does she look hot. I walk up to her to kiss her but before I can she tilts her head back and my forehead smacks her neck. I look up to try again and she lays a finger on my lips "Not until you brush your teeth" I cry and take off to the washroom. I get ready and go downstairs to die. Well, Astrid is cooking, here I come death. Before I can go to the kitchen I knock on my room where Elsa is. Jack comes out looking all straightened and greets "Morning man, Elsa is about to come out of the washroom. We were actually on our way to the kitchen. Elsa said she's preparing pancakes and waffles!" Jack jumps up and down like a child. Man, he loves pancakes and waffles. I turn pale at that and look around making sure Astrid isn't here. I whisper "Astrid's cooking" He turns pale too and whispers snapping at me "I almost died the previous time! Didn't you attempt to stop her! That's why we don't allow her to cook! You asshole!" I was about to snap back that Elsa walks to me "Hi Hiccup. We were just coming out I'm preparing pancakes and waffles today!" We both stay silent. After a killing 5 second pause, Jack glances at Astrid and gulps "Astrid is cooking" Her jaw drops and she panics "Oh my god! Are you fucking dumb Hiccup? We will die today! Why didn't you stop her!" I scratch the back of my neck and nervously respond "Well I couldn't you know she's a Hofferson! Don't you know how furious she gets" Both of them nod and then we walk to the kitchen. We knew we lost and Thor protect us from the Hofferson outrage. We will just eat quietly. Yup, that's our strategy. We hear Astrid humming a tune. All of us go to the kitchen and sit at the dining table. Astrid is looking fuckin hot! Gray sweatpants and apron! Ah, man! I am so lost that I couldn't even hear Jack calling me. He whacks the back of my head and mutters "You've been dating her for 3 years get out of your romantic dork phase. Also, I'm sending Elsa there so she can help Astrid and make the food somehow better" I roll my eyes but give a thumbs up to Elsa and nod at Jack. She stands and walks to Astrid. Elsa's POV As plotted I walk towards Astrid. She notices and says "Oh hi Elsa I didn't see you there. How did it go with Jack yesterday? Considering you guys were in bed together makes me believe y'all got your stuff figured out" I blush and roll my eyes "Yes Astrid we did. You know he wants me to move in like in his room. I don't know man isn't this too early? A huge part of me says I should move in with Jack but then there's a little part that's a bit reluctant to take this decision you know?" She stops chopping garlic for god knows what and stares at me "Listen Elsa, Hiccup spoke about this too. I did agree but then there's this part in me too. We do know why this is right? Recall Hans and Pitch. How they bullied and then...in Highschool. Also, then kinda harassed us at the club yesterday. I reckon we are afraid of being closer to guys. We haven't dated before but still I don't know how to interpret this but I think you get where I'm coming from" I nod at what she said "Yeah, I do. So...Do you suppose we should, I mean we did agree already but do you feel we honestly should move in?" She sighs and rubs her collar "I don't know Elsa. Yes? I guess...yes. If you think about it we have made pretty big decisions you know. We live together and all that stuff. So I assume it's fair we do. I will move in only if you do too. So...? No pressure! Remember that. Yes or no. I'm with you alright?" I smile at her and then confirm "Ok you know what! Yes, I will! I will with all my spirit now! Did you discuss to Hiccup about that topic? About our past...I haven't...I don't want to do it alone. Could you please do it with me? Like we could do together. I really aim in a few months though" Astrid smiles at me. She brings my hand in hers "Well it looks like we will be moving in with guys or them with us and hells yeah is that even a question? Where you go I go!" I release my breath I didn't know I was holding and pull her in a hug and mumble thank you. She hugs me tighter and says you're welcome. I take a deep breath and grind my hands together "Ok now that we got the issues sorted out. Let's make breakfast I'm hungry!" She laughs and replies "All right! Get me more garlic" I put on her a questioning look and ask "Why? You are preparing pancakes" She frowns at me and announces "This is my recipe believe me you'll like it. Now go sit there I wanna do this on my own. The last time I cooked was like last year. You guys just adore me too much to let me do some work. I owe you. Now take your ass out of here and sit with your ugly boyfriend" Then gets back to whatever the hell she's doing. Garlic in pancakes! What the hell? Today we're dying for sure. I release a sigh. Wait did she just call Jack ugly? Ugh never mind. I walk back to Jack. I yawn and literally fell asleep again on his shoulder. Well, Jack and I just slept for 6 hours which is very less considering I usually sleep for 11 hours. I raise my head of Jack's shoulder and see Jack and hiccup arm wrestling. Of course, Frosty won. He glances at me and flexes his muscle. Show off! I roll my eyes even though that was kind of attractive. He groans and starts arguing about if the chicken came first or the egg. Seriously why are we even dating them? I snicker a little then drop my head on Jack's shoulder and hug my stomach to take a nap. Now he argues without his body moving. I enjoy the last 15 minutes of my life before I can die because of Astrid's pancakes. Who the hell puts garlic in pancakes? After five minutes I wake up and take my shoulder off of Jack's shoulder. I glance around and notice Astrid carrying the pancakes towards us. She leaves 2 in front of each of us. Oh wow! So now we have to eat two. Well hell here I came because I'm definitely not going to heaven. Jack, Hiccup, and I look at each other then put some in our mouths. Oh my god, this tastes horrible! All 3 of us somehow chew it, stop, and then smile at Astrid. She stands up and starts clapping like a child. Ok, that was adorable but we're dying here. She leaves the kitchen to go to the washroom. All three of us within a sec throw out pancakes in the trash can. Wrapping it in tissues so she doesn't find out but...we do leave some on our dishes so she doesn't get too suspicious. Well damn, we are genius. By the way that was my idea so... I'm not surprised. All 3 of us sit back in our chairs and wait for her to come out. ~~3 months later~~ Elsa's POV Life has been remarkable. I've never been happier. I have an amazing boyfriend, my best friend, and Hiccup. Well, all are 18 and this is the best year of our life. I have spent 17 years of my life in pain. My parents ignoring me, Hans and Pitch bullying me. As for Anna, she was young so I couldn't really share anything with her. Astrid and I were always together and are glad to know that we still are. So this is my life. Happy forever. Today is the day Astrid and I will tell Jack and Hiccup about our past. Our insecurities, bullying, and physical abuse. I remember going to school and getting beaten up by Hans. In middle school. It happened for 2 years. In grades 6 and 7. And in grade 8...we got...sexually abused. We couldn't have done anything about it. I mean our parents didn't pay attention so all Astrid and I had were each other. I think we are ready to talk about it with our boyfriends. Astrid and I are watching 'Five Feet Apart'. This movie is so heartbreaking. Will leaves Stella just because he knows he'll be holding her down. He knew he was dying and she recovered. If Jack was sick I would never ever leave his side. Never. I would give everything up just for him (dun dun dun) The movie ended and We were in tears. Like literally our shirt is drenched. I play an episode of 'Modern family'. This show is tremendous. Well, I've watched the whole series but it's always good to watch when I'm doing something. I can just hear the episode in the background. I don't know it just feels nice to not have silence so I play the episode and just listen. I face Astrid and ask "Are you ready? It takes a lot of guts to open up to someone" She looks down and hums "Yes, I am. I know I'm ready. Are you? Because we can do it later if you want to. I don't want you doing it alone" I smile and respond "Thanks Astrid but I think I'm ready. When are they coming back by the way?" She nods "Good! Umm, I don't know. Wait I'll call them" She grabs her phone and facetimes "babe" Hiccup picks up "Hey Milady, What language do deaf people think in?" Astrid and I look at each other and I ask "Hiccup what kinda dumb question is that?" He replies "Oh hey Elsa well I didn't have anything to think about so I am just thinking of random things. Did you see what I did there?" I give him a questioning look "No I don't What are you talking about?!" He groans and answers "Didn't you see how many times I said to think and thing because I was...Ugh never mind you guys are stupid and probably won't understand" Astrid and I raise an eyebrow. Astrid yells "We are stupid!? What kinda guy just asks people what language does a deaf person think in!" He rolls his eyes and explains "Smart people! As I said you guys won't understand" Ugh I was about to yell. Astrid interrupts "Hiccup just shut the fuck up. Where is Jack and when are you guys coming back?" He salutes us through the phone "Yes ma'am. I don't know where Jack is as you can see I'm in the car and Jack left me here saying he needed tampons. I don't even know the fuck that is! Is that like a vegetable? Because it rhymes with onions. Wait is onion a fruit or vegetable" My jaw drops and Astrid slaps her forehead. I legit yell at him "What the fuck! Why is he buying tampons?" Astrid cuts me off and continues for me "Remind me why I'm dating you, babe!? Even I'm confused now. Is onion a vegetable or fruit also tampons are used when a girl is on her period. It's like a pad ya know? Also, why is he getting those?" When Astrid is done I turn back to Hiccup and look at him. He's pale and the blood left his face. He starts panicking "Are you kidding me! Jack literally went in there to ask for a tampon! This is ridiculous. Oh, this guy came up to us, he had a camera and was interviewing random people. That dumbass thought it was a good idea to answer their questions and they asked what a tampon was. He said it was baby food then there was silence and the guy said you should go and buy some of them, It tastes good, so that's why he went in there to get it. Oh my, Thor! It's for Periods! That fucking idiot! I have to save him from the embarrassment. He'll go viral everywhere. Holy shit and I can't even get out of the car!" Oh my God now that we think about it, It would be so embarrassing! I'm still in my thoughts that I didn't even hear Astrid yell "Just get out, I don't care what happens to the car! Get him out of there and make sure the camera doesn't capture him also that he doesn't answer any other stupid questions. Hiccup...Leave now!" Hiccup nods "Yes Milady I'm on my way. Bye talk to you later. Love you" Astrid ends the call and glances at me "So much for a peaceful day. Hiccup will handle it. It's ok. If he does go viral our parents will make sure it gets deleted from every single phone so don't worry. Remember when Hiccup asked for a coochi wiper and someone captured it and then he went viral? Dad got it removed and I don't even know how he does that! I swear on Thor sometimes I feel like he is like an FBI agent but so yeah that's why I am calm now. Don't worry" I have a funny look on my face "Coochie wiper? What the hell is that now?" Astrid collapses on the couch "A story for another day my friend. Just lay down with me here and shush I need a nap" I yawn "Same. I'll get the blanket" I bring it and drop it on us. Then we fall asleep cuddling. The guys will wake us up when they come back. Jack's POV I've looked everywhere. Where are tampons? I'm in the baby food aisle and it's not here! Not gonna lie I want to try it. I loved baby food it just...tastes so good! Call me weird but I still eat. It's so soft and fluffy. I go to customer service and ask the lady "Do you know where tamp..." I hear someone yelling Jack behind me. It sounds familiar. Wait Hiccup? I quickly turn around and he is running to me with cops behind him. I left him for a few hours and he's already in trouble. He was running so fast that he bumped into me and both of us fell, with him on top of me. I kiss him on his cheek "Hey baby missed me already?". He pushes me and throws me on the other side, disgustingly wipes his cheek and stands up. The cops reach to me and ask "Sir are you, Jack? This guy over here ran into the superstore and was yelling "Jack! Jack!" We thought something was wrong so we were trying to follow him. So if everything is solved here? Then we'll leave." I look at them with a serious expression "Yes officer we are fine. Thank you for your service" they smile at me, give Hiccup a hard look then leave. I grab his arm and yell "The fuck dude! You ran here and knocked me out! I just wanted to buy tampons!" He starts jumping and down and puts his hand on my mouth shutting me up. Why is he doing it? He whispers "Stop saying the word! It's a girly periody thingy. That guy who interviewed you is kinda waiting outside to make fun of you and you fucking thought it was a baby food product. Now let's go out and handle this smartly so you don't go viral! Let's go! Get your dumb ass and start walking". My jaw drops and I look like I saw a two-headed alien. So they wanted to make fun of me. The Jack Frost! I wish I didn't have this stupid fake identity then I would've given them a piece of my mind. I nod at Hiccup and then we leave to exit the superstore. As soon as I walk out this guy is standing outside with his cameraman. He is asking people random questions. Well wow, he's waiting for me. As soon as he saw me he ditches the person he was interviewing and runs up to me. He screams "Hi! So did you figure it out? Our viewers are impatiently waiting for your answer" I give Hiccup a cunning smile telling him this guy is going down. I mean they don't call me Jack Frost for no reason. I pretend to cough "Yes thanks I got the tampons I needed for my girlfriend. Also...I met your wife inside who said you dumped her for a young chick" As soon as the words get out of my mouth. He slams his hand on the camera and stops the rolling. That was funny. Payback! Now his repo is ruined. Also...I won't go viral now. He would make sure this video doesn't get uploaded anywhere. Point for Jack! Hiccup looks at me smirking. I snort and then we walk to the car. We go there and the car isn't there. Like literally vanished. Where did it go!!?? I turn around and shout at hiccup "What the fuck dude? You had one job! One job! Just sit in the car and wait for me! Why didn't you lock the car or something, dumbfuck" Now everyone's looking at us thinking we are idiots, yelling in an empty parking slot. Hiccup punches me and screams "Are you kidding me? I was saving your ass from a life time embarrassment tampon thingy. So you better shut up! Also, Elsa and Astrid said I should forget about the car and save your ass first. That's why I did that!" My jaw drops. He told Astrid and Elsa! Is he dumb? I whack him hard and scream at the top of my lungs "You dumb ass weirdo told them! Do you even have a brain?! Now we'll go home and get embarrassed" He smirks and raises his eyebrow "We? Who's we? Last time I remember you ran in looking for tampons in the Baby aisle. Now shut the fuck up and call Elsa! Astrid isn't picking up" I get out my phone, go to contacts and call "Snowflake" She isn't picking up. Where are they?! Now Hiccup and I looking like psychos are standing in an empty parking slot calling our girlfriends that aren't picking up. I'm kinda worried now. Hiccup calls an Uber and we go home. We get out and pay the driver 60 dollars. Are you kidding me 60? For a freakin 10 minutes ride! I don't even have the time to think about anything. Hiccup opens the front door and we go in. We take off our boots and look for the girls everywhere. Aha, I know where they will be. We go upstairs and change into comfortable clothes. We go into the basement because I know they are always there. When we go down. Elsa and Astrid are cuddled together with tissues all over the ground. What the fuck were they watching? I look at the tv and they were watching Sponge Bob? Elsa's POV All I remember is crying for hours and then we slept. I sense a kiss on my forehead and open my eyes. I suddenly punch the person as hard as I can. Who is this? I turn to my left and see Astrid doing the same. Who are these people? I turn on the lights and see Jack and Hiccup...? I scream on top of my lungs "What the hell? You scared the shit out of us!" Jack who's still on the ground whispers "We wanted to wake you with a kiss and you guys punch us? What kind of girlfriends are you?" I open my mouth to reply but Astrid takes over "For a second I thought you guys were intruders! Kindly next time If you want to wake us up with a kiss do it so we can at least see your face! Not just your chin! Ugh For Thor's sake we're dating immature idiots" Jack and Hiccup hung their heads low in shame. They get up and sit with us. Jack and I and Hiccup and Astrid. Jack breaks the silence "Ok I just have to ask this! Why were you guys crying while watching SpongeBob" I raise my eyebrow giving him a confused expression? We weren't watching Spongebob. What the? I turn to the LED to show them what we were watching and...oh it went on autoplay probably. I play along with "It's because Patrick died" Hiccup snorts "Oh boy. Really? He was annoying. Why were you even crying? Let me rephrase it Why were you guys watching SpongeBob? It's for kids! I mean maybe you watching it makes sense but Astrid? You are the tough one also even if you watched it why were you crying" Astrid punches his shoulder. Ok, he had it coming. Astrid was about to shout at him that we all hear crying. Well, Astrid, Hiccup and I aren't crying so that means...I slowly look at my left and Jack's crying on my shoulder. I shake my shoulder and he looks up. I whisper in his ear "What's wrong babe?" Jack wipes his nose and screams "What do you mean?Are your hearts dead? Who wouldn't cry on this! It's like Hiccup dead for me! I still watch that show!" Ok, now I'm feeling bad. He's sobbing and that feels horrible but kinda funny. I mean it's hilarious that he still watches Spongebob. I should tell him it's a joke, before I can even open my mouth Hiccup bolts up and comes in front of me well more like Jack because he's with me. He looks like he'll yell. I cover my ears because for sure my eardrums would burst. I can still hear him yell "Are you trying to say I'm annoying! It's always you, you play dumb pranks on everyone and annoy the shit out of everyone" Ok I do agree with that now. This isn't my fight so I get up and sit with Astrid. Now the show starts! Back and forth argument attacks and I'm loving it! "Listen here you piece of shit, I'm not annoying! It's you. You snore like a pig at night and I had to deal with it for fuckin 12 years. Well thankfully it's Astrid's problem now" Jack stops yelling, turns his head to Astrid and smiles "Now he's your problem sister! Luckily you're a heavy sleeper! He's also a p..." Hiccup doesn't let him finish his sentence and throws a punch at his face "You son of a bitch! I do not snore also am not annoying! It's you!" And queue the punches. Ugh, I've never seen boys fight like this. Astrid and I stand up and walk to them. After getting them off from each other I groan "Guys that is the worst trash talk ever. I thought I'd enjoy it but no...I forgot we're dating immature idiots! Now sit down!" I turn to Astrid and she nods at me then I continue "We have to tell you something" Hiccup and Jack nod telling me to go on now acting seriously.