"My name is Sun Yi, aka Sun Loser. I've been a bootlicker, a backup option, and although my life has been shrouded in darkness, there's always light at the end of the tunnel. By a stroke of chance, I joined the International Ghostbuster Division without hesitation and became a proud administrative staff member, clinging to the headquarters' coattails."
"The work I do sounds very impressive, which is to scout talents for the headquarters, but in reality, it's just pimping, no different from what the Procuress used to do in the brothel."
"But what can a loser like me complain about? I still take pride in my job, even though the number of talents I've successfully scouted for my resume isn't that many, um, should be almost three, I guess."
"And now, I'm on a blind date. I'm almost thirty and still not married. If this goes on, I might have to consider finding a boyfriend."
In a restaurant.
