Please, do not skip this. I mean... you can, but it would be preferable if you didn't.

Here's why:

I'm making this 'warning chapter' to tell you a few things. First things first, this will be completely different than the previous Paranoia! It was supposed to be a simple rewrite at first, a quick once-over to fix the grammar, patch a few plot holes here and there, and overall, make the writing style better than it was.

Oh boy...

I don't know what happened, but it all snowballed into something vastly different. Well, the concept is still the same, if I want to be generous. Anyway, this is mostly redirected towards Paranoia!'s old readers. I'm not sure if you'll like the new version, but welcome aboard!

Now, if you're new here then... I'll be blunt. This is probably going to be the most memorable novel you'll ever read—not in a good way. I will turn this novel into a clusterfuck of madness, with controversial topics waiting right at the corner. If you want to dive in, be prepared. Grab some tissues, you'll either cry, or fap to this shit.

Oh, many of you know that the main character is a psychopath. However, there will be instances where he feels some emotions—as disconnected as they may be. There is a reason for this, which will be explained in due time. Don't worry, I've done my research about psychopaths. With that being said, thank you for checking this out, and happy reading. :)