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The creation of a sentient golem was difficult, mostly because I had no real practice in the area… well, I guess that was a lie, I did once try to create a golem for my over the top escape from camp, but I never actually activated Adam the sexy bot, that plan kinda went to hell for various reasons, but beyond that I had no experience in creating sentient and functional golems, why did I want to create a sentient Golem, well… to give SCP-5094 a body, mostly because I refuse to have a PC with such an old operative system within my realm…
But fear not, while I had no experience, I had tons of Magic and reality bending skills that allowed me to create the golem now known as Miss J 1.0, on the outside the golem looked like a human female on her late twenties, with a few exceptions like the lack of her reproductive parts beyond the aesthetic aspect of them, I mean… SCP-5094 was here to teach the mentally challenged demigods that thanks to their lineage have difficulties learning the most basic skills.
And after my forty minute lesson with her in mathematics I had confirmed her skills were beyond my expectations, I mean… I went from knowing relatively basic math to have knowledge comparable to that of a college graduate with honors in applied mathematics in short… SCP-5094 was a monster when it came to teaching, the kind of monster anyone would kill to have.
Though it still eluded me and Odín how was this entity able to impart knowledge so quickly and so easily, I mean we knew it was Magic somehow… but something not even the All-Father knew, oh well… I guess I can live without knowing how she does it, as long as she keeps doing it.
Anyway… back to the golem, the golem looks very human, but has a few improvements that I had to add… because she wasn't teaching normal children, she was teaching demigods, humans with godly steroids… so I had to make the golem super tough to handle the kids… which is why I made it so the the golem was able to tank a nuke, a small one… but still, strong enough to resist lots of damage, I also added a self repairing spell, one that would fix superficial damage should it occur.
In the center of the golem, right where the belly button should be, I create a disk entry that connects to the… magical operative system of the golem that is also coded to work and run on the old ass windows system that SCP-5094 needs to work… meaning all it needs to operate is SCP-5094 inside there and boom, you have a super teacher.
But why stop at one super teacher? You see, after I created and tested the golem, I realized the SCP foundation had other copies of the program, thirty six to be precise… and well, let's you say I went back and stole all of the copies they had, and proceeded to mass produce the golems, changing minor cosmetic details amongst them to make it easier for the kids to identify, to summarize… I didn't have one super teacher, I had thirty seven.
After that, it came the worst nightmare of every developer, be it Magic or not… you have to beta test the product before releasing it to the public… wish some games did that… anyway… fortunately for me there weren't many bugs or problems, I mean… I did have to give them the ability to materialize stuff to teach the kids, which in theory was easy, but I had to blacklist anything potentially dangerous from their range of possibilities… to avoid accidents.
So after a few magical patches, I had an army of super teachers ready to make my Greek kids super smart, oh that reminds me… I think Athena has a boner for SCP-5094, like… a big one, she's been more than… interested in this project… almost to the point of obsession, and that wasn't even the creepiest part, Annabeth also had a boner for SCP-5094… poor Percy.
Then again, I can hardly blame them…. a golem capable of turning anyone into an expert on any field of knowledge in one hour of less… was boner worthy, I mean, I know college students that would suck a lemon for that.
"I seem to be fully operational," Miss J-01 giggled as I went over the last check before dropping her golem ass on to the camp inside my realm, "I never thought I would get to actually interact with my students, what a wonderful world of possibilities awaits me!"
"Never seen a teacher so excited to teach before," I chuckled, "Alright… I think you are good to go, now a quick reminder that while you don't need food at all, I made it so you can eat apples… not sure why I did that, but it felt right…" why did I do that, that seems entirely useless, and it took me eight extra hours to add… I really need to list my priorities before working on them.
"Wonderful!" Miss J-01 smiled, "I can't wait to eat all the apples my students bring for me!" Perhaps that was the reason? Still a useless addon though, like a blind man wearing glasses… that kind of useless.
"Alright," I chuckled, "Now go and make them less dumb,"
"I will do my best!" And with that I released Miss J-01 into the wild, and by that I mean into my realm, filled with over three hundred teenagers… I guess releasing her into the wild wild would've been more humane…. Don't envy her mission at all.
"If I had known the SCP had such a wondrous tool, I would've raided their facilities decades ago," Athena commented coming into view, "Anyway, I have a message from Hades,"
"Anything urgent?" I asked and she nodded.
"Zeus will focus his entire effort on destroying you," Athena nodded, "He is ignoring Kronos, for the sake of killing you,"
"Then… we better prepare, don't you think?" I chuckled, and I wasn't going to lie… I was excited at the prospect of facing Zeus, but not right now… he was still stronger than me… but not for long, I was after all a growing god, and in my future I saw a few unfortunate souls shattering that difference between us, oh.. what fun shall I have…