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Now that I had a personal pocket dimension at my disposal that would serve as a base of operations and a camp for the demigods of my followers, it was time to… transport the kids to save them from dying or possibly worse at the hands of Zeus and his people, which thanks to Athena the entire process was remarkably easy. She single handedly contacted every god I had on my side and managed the process moving each kid, including her own, ensuring the result was to her unbelievably high standards.
Which meant, Annabeth was under my roof now, hahaha hahaha MUAHAHAHAHA, ok back to business, after pranking Annabeth, she updated me in the situation, after getting over her initial shock of processing that not only I was a god but was waging war to Zeus, can't really blame her… I went from a lovable guy to a guy whose father works in the hentai industry, which really brings up the point… that I have to ask Leto, my mother who I have yet to meet what the fuck was she thinking banging that… ew.
Getting a big off track here… the point was, my personal base, dimension or realm was complete… I mean I still needed to create a few items like houses, and stuff, but considering all my supporters are minor gods they might as well do that themselves and help out.
"Athena," I called, and immediately after she appeared in front of me, "Please finalize the details left for the camp,"
"Very well," Athena nodded, "I will make sure the campers have everything they need…. any rules I should abide by while working on the camp?" She inquired, her eyes fixing into mine.
"No," I shook my head, she was too formal, then again… I suppose it's best this way, we aren't friends… all we have is a political relationship, where we are both getting something out of killing Zeus, both in a metaphorical and literal sense… with her trying to get her mother out of her daddy… god that sounds wrong, kinky, but wrong.
"Very well," Athena nodded before disappearing out of sight.
"Alright, time to see what were those weird magical signatures I felt while flying over the earth," with that I teleported out of Asgard, leaving Athena in charge of the last few things I needed to take care of.
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When I decided to investigate the weird energy readings I had previously felt when exploring around the globe, I did not expect finding a facility runned by humans that were basically experimenting with monsters, researchers of the unknown, and that wasn't even the biggest surprise, the foundation was one I was somewhat familiar with, the SCP.
Yep, gonna let one one sink in… though in hindsight I should've seen this one coming… I mean, if the cthulhu mythos was a thing, why not the SCP? They were in a way a ramification of the lovecraftian original mythos.
Now… the SCP according to what I knew about them, which was very limited to be fair… they were the best of the best, geniuses among geniuses… or so I thought, the first thing they did was try and shot me down, I still don't understand why they thought a being that is able to appear out thin air inside their facility would be vulnerable to bullets. One would assume as scientists they would have better critical thinking.
"Are… are you guys… done?" I asked, unsure what to do… I kinda felt bad for them, "you guys realize bullets don't hurt me at all… right? Like they don't even tickle," I stated, and slowly but surely they stopped
"I… must apologize," A researcher sighed, "One can't never be too careful," at that I snorted.
"I mean… what if bullets were the one thing that enraged me?" I chuckled, "Then again, I guess I would the same if something popped into my house uninvited,"
"If it isn't too much trouble," The researcher took a step forward, "Would you mind having a chat with me?"
I eyed the guy, and it was quite obvious he was trying to manipulate me into something, I could smell the sus in the air, "Sure why not," But I was curious to see where this was going to led.
"Very well, follow me…" The SCP researcher smiled, and started walking as I followed him, noticing he and everyone in the facility was tense, can't really blame them… I know I would be nervous should an omnipotent being appear out of nowhere inside my house, I mean… I wasn't omnipotent, but compared to them I might as well be.
"So…. where ya taking me buddy?" I chuckled.
"To a room better suited to interview you," Ohhhh he was going to try to contain me! Now the question was, do I pretend they succeed and then bust out like any action character in the eighties or just outright pop their bubble showing I am uncontainable… or option three, I prank them fuck out of them for trying… either way I was going to steal some shit from them.
"Here it is," the SCP researcher pointed to a room, that… Well, if I were the hulk I would have problems won't the room, but in reality… all of this insulted me, they weren't even trying to trick me.
I sighed, "I am honestly insulted, if you were going to try and contain me… at least lie to me, trick me… this is… I don't know what it is, but sure as hell is disappointing…"
At this the researcher didn't seem impressed, heck he didn't even seem fazed, giganourms balls I tell you, "I have to try, I know you are seeing through me…" not making it hard genius but ok, "So, how about you walk in… if the room can contain you, then that's the end of the story, you win… if it can contain you… well, we win,"
"Fine," I chuckle, gotta admire his humongous balls… I mean, I could squish him like a bug, and yet here he is… risking his life to contain me, adorable, "Now what?," I hummed inside the room.
At this the researcher slammed the door shut, and a bunch of lights and lasers started to cover the room, "Now you stay there," The SCP researcher declared boldly.
"Or…." I snapped my fingers, turning the room into popcorn, the entire room… "Or I can do this…"
"I suppose so," The SCP researcher gulped.
"Now… I have no idea what kind of… entities you deal with, but…. I can't be contained, but I can be pissed off, ergo why I am going to do what I am about to do…" I smiled as evilly as possible to him, "I hope y'all enjoy being a different gender, and speaking a different language for a month," once again I snapped my fingers genderbending every human in the facility.
"I suppose this the better than dying," The Ex male SCP researcher sighed, "I had to try… that's what the C in SCP stands for… contain,"
"I can respect that, but… now, let's talk about business… I have something you… and… what am I talking about, I can just take it…." I realized mid-sentence I did not need their approval to take a certain SCP with me. The one I considered, it would help the kids under my protection the most. SCP-5094, which according to the memories I had access to on the now female researcher, was currently located on SCP-Site 15.
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I teleported to site 15 and well… things went like they did on the previous site, they saw me, they opened fire… I turned them into chickens for twenty four hours…. wonder if they are going to eat their eggs, some have already laid a dozen…. questions for later.
"Let's see…. according to the memories of the people… now chickens inside here, SCP-5094 should be around…. here," I pointed to a specific location in the facility, while some chickens tried to stop me… remarkable.
Anywho…. the SCP I was looking for was in an isolated room with no security, not that they needed any… this SCP was a computer game made to teach kids and adults anything, in a remarkably fast way, "Hello," I chuckled turning the computer on.
#Good morning, whiz kid! Are we ready to learn!# the SCP said from the computer.
"More like I'm ready to steal you," I chuckled, "There are a bunch of kids that needs a supernatural teacher…. and you kinda fill that role perfectly,"
#Oh my, well… as long as I get to teach others I will be happy to assist you!#
"Awesome," I smiled.
#Care to have a math lesson with me before we leave?#
"I... sure?" I chuckled, why not... time to test her skills teaching.